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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:24:44 AM EDT
[#1]
Don't ask, don't hooooonk!
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:24:48 AM EDT
[#2]
No - I won't. |
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:25:13 AM EDT
[#3]
He related an (admittedly, 2nd hand) anecdote about goose-fucking which was, even by the standards of goose-fucking stories, particularly nasty.
You don't want a quote. Trust me. |
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:25:35 AM EDT
[#4]
You don't want to know.......
Believe me, you don't!!!! |
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:25:43 AM EDT
[#5]
It will cost you $24 to see a whole nuther world inside of ARFCOM.
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:25:50 AM EDT
[#6]
Some kinky Dutch European Sex thing.
(at least they are more advanced that way than the US...we seem to be stuck with "squeal like a pig...") |
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:26:00 AM EDT
[#7]
Its another way to stuff a xmas goose before cooking.. that is all.. no big mystery..
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:26:02 AM EDT
[#8]
You don't want to know. You won't be able to unread it, and you will be scarred. I am. Leave it alone. Trust me, you will be better off for it. |
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:26:20 AM EDT
[#9]
this is something you dont want to know
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:27:35 AM EDT
[#10]
You get a nice quality goose, fuck it with its head in a dresser drawer and right before you climax you kick the drawer shut to break its neck. This causes the goose to twitch and contract violently, pleasuring your cock n' balls in ways you've never known possible...
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:29:48 AM EDT
[#11]
lol, wow thanks guys. my first chuckle of the day.
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:29:49 AM EDT
[#12]
nnnnoooooooooooooooo |
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:32:08 AM EDT
[#13]
O M G    -Foxxz |
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:33:08 AM EDT
[#14]
Just when I'd managed to start to forget the details...
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:33:11 AM EDT
[#15]
Actually, that would be Pandora's Dresser.. and you'd be closing it.. not opening it.. |
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:34:05 AM EDT
[#16]
Shit, what happened to "what happens in Team, stays in Team?"
I want some money back. 
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:34:25 AM EDT
[#17]
A technique that curbs your urges, so you can remain a virgin ? |
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:38:45 AM EDT
[#18]
I've never heard of a goose with herpes...
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:40:30 AM EDT
[#19]
No shit. Guess I gotta post the really good stuff in the mod forum now.... |
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:41:11 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:41:45 AM EDT
[#21]
Damn perverted danes.  |
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:42:26 AM EDT
[#22]
Just move along...........
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:42:58 AM EDT
[#23]
You son of a whore!!! *throws chair* I didn't even think twice about that one! 
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:43:04 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:44:02 AM EDT
[#25]
IBTQuote.
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:55:31 AM EDT
[#26]
[Eureka]So THIS is why the aflac goose is working for santa in the latest aflac commercials![/Eureka]
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Posted: 12/4/2007 8:01:37 AM EDT
[#27]
LOL! Noob!
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Posted: 12/4/2007 8:02:32 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/4/2007 8:04:22 AM EDT
[#29]
Geese; I hate fucking geese.
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Posted: 12/4/2007 8:12:12 AM EDT
[#30]
Bolle gæs
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Posted: 12/4/2007 8:27:21 AM EDT
[#31]
At least tubgirl wasnt involved
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Posted: 12/4/2007 8:29:22 AM EDT
[#32]
Kinder, gentler, tastier "Tub Girl"...
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Posted: 12/4/2007 8:49:27 AM EDT
[#33]
  Repeat as necessary! |
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Posted: 12/4/2007 8:52:16 AM EDT
[#34]
If you have to repeat it, you're doing it wrong... ...at least that's what I read here. 
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Posted: 12/4/2007 8:54:43 AM EDT
[#35]
too late, I already seen someone here who has it quoted as his/her .sig. You can't escape. |
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Posted: 12/4/2007 8:59:12 AM EDT
[#36]
This is why you need to get a Team Membership.
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Posted: 12/4/2007 8:59:39 AM EDT
[#37]
What happens in team should stay in team.
 Kharn |
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Posted: 12/4/2007 9:33:15 AM EDT
[#38]
DAMN  ! I could have gone all day without seeing that again. when will it stop.
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Posted: 12/4/2007 9:35:39 AM EDT
[#39]
it used to. last time someone asked about it, someone posted the entire story out here with the unwashed masses. i took great offense to it. |
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Posted: 12/4/2007 9:36:52 AM EDT
[#40]
YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY!!!!!!
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Posted: 12/4/2007 9:46:06 AM EDT
[#41]
There will be a day of reckoning for you Rick Roller's...
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Posted: 12/4/2007 10:03:00 AM EDT
[#42]
Actually, geese have chirpes... it's an untweetable canarial disease that makes your pecker fall off. 
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Posted: 12/4/2007 10:04:29 AM EDT
[#43]
They got shots for that...
...don't they?
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Posted: 12/4/2007 10:20:41 AM EDT
[#44]
Yeah I saw that thread. That was pretty hilarious and disturbing at the same time. Kind of in a two girls one cup kind of way. |
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Posted: 12/4/2007 10:31:21 AM EDT
[#45]
I'll take the goose if given the choice thank you. 
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Posted: 12/4/2007 10:38:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/4/2007 10:39:34 AM EDT
[#47]
2 geese 1 Prof?
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Posted: 12/4/2007 10:41:32 AM EDT
[#48]
Not anymore.. |
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Posted: 12/4/2007 10:42:12 AM EDT
[#49]
Should we tell him about the Chicken Brickin' ?
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Posted: 12/4/2007 10:42:41 AM EDT
[#50]
I thought DK-Prof was Dutch, or was it Swedish. What's the difference, anyway? |
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