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Posted: 12/3/2007 4:46:07 PM EDT
[#1]
heh heh heh....
I've always liked: "Ya'll can go to hell. I'm going to Texas!" I go to TX often for work and fun reasons. I always make sure to say that to all the guys and the girls in the office when I leave.  
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Posted: 12/3/2007 4:47:35 PM EDT
[#2]
Ah, SHIT
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Posted: 12/3/2007 4:48:42 PM EDT
[#3]
or "are we pouring concrete today?" |
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Posted: 12/3/2007 4:49:39 PM EDT
[#4]
I thought, when he saw all the mexicans advancing, he turned to Bowie and said...."are we pouring concrete today?"
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Posted: 12/3/2007 4:51:35 PM EDT
[#5]
Do you know why there were only 5000 Mexican soldiers at the Alamo?
They only had 3 pickup trucks that ran. |
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Posted: 12/3/2007 4:53:35 PM EDT
[#6]
"The Horror, The Horror"
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Posted: 12/3/2007 4:54:56 PM EDT
[#7]
"Since when does Taco Bell deliver?"
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Posted: 12/3/2007 4:56:39 PM EDT
[#8]
Zulus....thousands of them. |
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Posted: 12/3/2007 5:03:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/3/2007 6:06:47 PM EDT
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Two station wagons?
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Posted: 12/3/2007 6:15:19 PM EDT
[#11]
His last thought was "Beta-mag for a Kentucky Long Rifle", unfortunately he was never able to capitalize on the idea...
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Posted: 12/3/2007 6:16:23 PM EDT
[#12]
"Doesn't anybody here speak English?"
Oh wait... we're saying that now. |
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Posted: 12/3/2007 6:16:49 PM EDT
[#13]
You'll never catch me!!!!!!!
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Posted: 12/3/2007 6:19:54 PM EDT
[#14]
Waiter I'll have the two tacos, oh and hold the guacamoles.
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Posted: 12/3/2007 6:22:17 PM EDT
[#15]
"I knew we should have increased the number of men on boarder patrol."
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Posted: 12/3/2007 6:23:44 PM EDT
[#16]
What was the last thing Davey Crocket said?
"AAAAaahhhhhgggggg!" |
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Posted: 12/3/2007 8:07:32 PM EDT
[#17]
Why wasn't Jesus born in Texas?
...Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin. People in TX do not find that joke funny at all. |
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Posted: 12/3/2007 8:09:47 PM EDT
[#18]
where all these bricklayers come from?
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Posted: 12/3/2007 8:14:43 PM EDT
[#19]
Oooo. Let me try again.
"EL TOMATOE OUTSIDEO" |
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Posted: 12/3/2007 8:17:52 PM EDT
[#20]
I kind of imagine the thing that Davey Crocket said before the Mexican Army showed up was "What's the worst that could happen?"
After they showed up it was likely "Oh." 
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Posted: 12/3/2007 8:19:25 PM EDT
[#21]
Now that's funny as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mike |
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Posted: 12/3/2007 8:20:16 PM EDT
[#22]
your right we don't |
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Posted: 12/3/2007 8:23:09 PM EDT
[#23]
That proves the point about the wisemen... 
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Posted: 12/3/2007 8:24:59 PM EDT
[#24]
QFT!
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Posted: 12/3/2007 8:25:23 PM EDT
[#25]
I love all the Mexican jokes, because, you know, no Tejanos fought for independence.
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Posted: 12/3/2007 8:25:54 PM EDT
[#26]
That is funny>
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Posted: 12/3/2007 8:44:01 PM EDT
[#27]
No love for people of European Spanish ancestry, eh?
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Posted: 12/4/2007 5:05:00 AM EDT
[#28]
Well, if you don't count Jaun Seguin and a few hundred others. |
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Posted: 12/4/2007 5:13:35 AM EDT
[#29]
This is Bush's fault
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Posted: 12/4/2007 5:23:05 AM EDT
[#30]
They became Texans. They wanted away from Mexico like everyone else. |
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Posted: 12/4/2007 5:30:12 AM EDT
[#31]
"Do we really need that many landscapers?"
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Posted: 12/4/2007 5:36:51 AM EDT
[#32]
People in Texas find WUSSconsin governor Doyle really funny. |
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Posted: 12/4/2007 5:46:55 AM EDT
[#33]
It should have been:
" No Habla EspagnoLLLLLLLL NOOOOO!O!! ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!" |
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Posted: 12/4/2007 5:47:54 AM EDT
[#34]
Want us to use smaller words and pictures next time?
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Posted: 12/4/2007 5:52:50 AM EDT
[#35]
I'll play.
"Are we getting a new roof?" |
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Posted: 12/4/2007 6:54:02 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/4/2007 6:54:49 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:15:09 AM EDT
[#38]
"Damn I thouhgt this was a church, not Home Depot"
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:33:33 AM EDT
[#39]
Some good ones
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:44:04 AM EDT
[#40]
"I should have voted for Ron Paul"
IBTR |
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Posted: 12/4/2007 11:27:00 AM EDT
[#41]
Exactly. So why all the landscapers bullshit? Bexar county, where the Alamo is, had one of the largest numbers of Tejano supporters of the revolution, and it seems to most than only Anglos fought against Santa Anna. As a native Texan, a Tejano, and someone who studies this stuff, it seems insulting to people like Juan Seguin and Jose Antonio Navarro to classify all "mexicans" as roofers or landscapers. |
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Posted: 12/4/2007 6:26:55 PM EDT
[#42]
Don't confuse TEXANS with Mexicans
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Posted: 12/4/2007 6:42:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/4/2007 6:44:37 PM EDT
[#44]
Oh Christ, here we go. Shut the thread. Close it down. Someone was offended. Relax, they're only jokes. If you know what you know, noone can tell you differently. |
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:20:49 PM EDT
[#45]
If this was about Arabs you would gotten a least a warn and probably a few bans by now.
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:52:50 PM EDT
[#46]
Which is fine, but I think the misconception needs to be corrected. Hell, they named a whole city after Juan Seguin. I get riled up because Seguin and Navarro are native to San Antonio, and the only people that get remembered in the revolution are "Texans" from other states. |
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