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Posted: 12/3/2007 6:29:07 AM EDT
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They had to pay her to act that stupid.
And that kid SHOT into puberty, right there. |
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I am not 100% sure but I think she may have been an American Idol. It was sent to me and I had never heard of her. |
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That's GOTTA be an act! Nobody can be that stupid and still remember to breath
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Standard ARFCOM answer. LOL. ETA: What school graduated her? |
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Oh I see, a glorified karaoke singer then. |
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I keep going back and forth with that one myself. |
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Every time she came on my brother in law would bat his eyes and say "I was raised by an apple pie" in her cutesy southern voice.
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She's right up there with Crack-Heads, Meth-Heads, and Social Degenerates who should be chemically sterilized.
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I'd put clothes pins on her nipples and pee in her butt. |
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Some of the 4chann /b/tards here may disagree with you. |
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Now I'm in. |
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Now that's a scary video. Crazy how someone with that intellect (lack of) and mediocre talent can get rich and famous, while the educated and truly talented workers of this country struggle to make ends meet. Maybe she can be Hillary's advisor.
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Kellie, living with grandfather Clyde, and searching for a way out, entered a local beauty pageant, hoping to win scholarship money to continue her education after graduating high school. "My talent was singing, of course. I sang Broken Wing." Kellie won the pageant. She had her tuition paid to Stanly Community College, where she enrolled in the School of Cosmetology. It was not a good fit, to say the least. "I hated it. I was miserable, being in the classroom everyday, four walls could not hold me in. I was only lacking a few hours when I quit. I went to take a paralegal course instead, 'because I felt like I knew a lot about the law thanks to my family history. But I wanted more." Yep, her head is a vacuum chamber. |
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"Is France a country?" |
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Holy Crap! Its like an audition paragraph from a screenwriter hoping to get work on a Will Ferrell movie. |
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Kelly Pickler has got herself a nice ass, but she is as dense as depleted uranium.
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Scripted and rehearsed..
She did an excellent job of portraying the dumb blond stereotype... |
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It would be nice to think no one is that stupid. |
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Without knowing her biography...
Her voice and vapid demeanor makes me think she's from the Piedmont region of South Carolina. I'm certain it's not an act because I've met scores of females like that from that very region. If she had any other accent I would've thought it to be an act. They grow 'em dumb, cute, and funny around Orangeburg/Spartanburg/Greenville |
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OMG, it was so painful I couldn't even watch the entire thing. This is so sad. This is a fair representation of the future leaders of America folks.
Unfortunately it's not as uncommon as you might hope. |
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uncommon. |
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LOL.Wrong key and no proofreading! Thanks! |
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If the viewing public does not get the joke, then this kind of "scripted" behavior could damage the mass appeal she is trying to establish as a celebrity. Playing dumber than dumb is a huge risk. (In other words, I think she was being genuine.) Just look at Jaywalking with Jay Leno. There are a lot of oxygen thieves out there. |
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I had to read that twice. |
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you too? i'd still hit it. uhh....she IS legal, ain't she? |
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I've spent a few years in exactly that area and they definitely are cute! |
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I didn't see any evidence of tits in that video. I heard their fake anyway.
I do like her hair. |
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Edited due to soft spot for folks with shitbags for parents.
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Apparently she's from Albemarle NC. I was off, but it's fairly close to where I thought she was from.
After watching a few clips of her on YouTube I was crying. That poor girl had an abusive druggie felon for a father in and out of prison his entire life. Her mother abandoned her when she was 11 and after 10 years of zero contact she suddenly wants to be all buddy-buddy with her rich and famous daughter. Seeing her tell her mother to leave her alone on the news interview broke my heart. |
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