Gecko45 -- Mall Ninja -- SpecialForces
O, the disillusionment. I haven't felt like this since some a**hole told me about Claus-san.
Where will I go in life, now that my aspirations are nothing but dust collecting on my shot-filled gloves?
Will I drift like those air-caught plastic bags swirling in the building eddies?
How 'm I gonna justify looking up the escalator (for goods the young females have hidden beneath clothing, of course)?
What do I do to replace the adoration I once enjoyed from those pubescent pretties? Or the adrenalin rush that came from busting in on one who took more than 3 items into the dressing room?
What's next?? You turds gonna tell me that one of the WWF stars is suspected of faking it once in a while???
You want those dressing room videos back?
Molon Labe!!!!
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