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Posted: 10/12/2007 6:52:23 AM EDT
Today is my dear husband's 27th birthday. I kind of... well, haven't gotten him anything. What I ORIGINALLY wanted to get him was a CC holster; I decided against it at the last minute, though, because I know holsters can be a pretty personal preference kinda deal, and didn't want to get him something he ended up hating. I'm kind of thinking I'm just going to tell him to pick whatever one he wants out, and we'll order it.
Nothing else gift-wise really spoke to me, and I don't like buying him shit just for the sake of buying it, because he doesn't like having a lot of random crap laying around. (Yes, I could have gotten more ammo or something, but we pretty much buy it whenever we need it, so it's not exactly a special occasion kind of gift.) That said, I'm thinking I'm going to run down to our local gun shop later and pick him up a new hunting knife, which we need anyway and is a nice birthday-ish kind of gift. It's kind of an after-thought, though, so I feel guilty. I have issues with compulsory gift-giving events - too much fucking pressure! Anyway, other components of the birthday: His best friend is driving 6 hours out here to hang out, and We're all going up to Spokane/Coeur D'Alene to go to a boxing match, and Hopefully eating at this place that serves crocodile, if I can find it, and We're meeting up with some of his Marine buddies after that to go drinking (I'll drive so they can all get shitfaced), and Yes, he'll get pie. So, in light of all this: Would you call this a successful birthday plan, or do you think he's gonna be (i.e. would YOU be) upset about the gift aspect? |
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Knife, beer, pie....should be an excellent birthday. He'll be happy.
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If you really want to blow your budget, buy him 20 rounds of .223. That is worth about $250 now.
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I planned something along these lines, but an actual list is a great idea. Thank you! And his favorite is punkin' pie. |
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You got the bachelorette party pictures. Quit bitching. |
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I think your covred in so far as a gift gose, letting the boy hang with his buds and pie is a great gift!
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My old lady needs to go to wife school also....... |
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OUCH! Why would you even think that first?! What a lousy birthday gift! "Here honey, lay on your belly cause I have a surprise for you!" "YYAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!etc. etc." |
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Does it mean I'm officially desensitized to ARFCOM if I scrolled past SIIHPAPP the first time without even thinking about it? |
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You could stop at pie.
After that everything is just sauce on the goose. |
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Pie FTW!
That's what I'm hoping for. Considering she's been "healing" since the episiotomy when she gave birth on Labor Day, and my birthday is on the 21st, man I'm just hoping she's done "healing" by then... Hopefully this isn't something more nefarious, like that "no more pie ever" diet I hear some wives are putting their husbands on... _MaH |
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I am not sure how memorable you want to make this for him, too good and you will have trouble topping it in future years you know, but...
If you had the chance, starting the day off with a breakfast steak and a bj would blow his mind. Yes, men like pie. I would be happy if my wife just would agree that I don't have too many guns. (ok, and pie )/ |
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Yes, it is. Don't think much of it, he'll be alright. Have a good morning. :} |
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One of those was already taken care of. It's not the coupon. |
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Things required to make his birthday one to remember:
1. You 2. One bottle of massage oil 3. One leather girl scout uniform 4. One bottle of tequila 5. One video camera |
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As soon as you mentioned "knife" and "pie" you jumped many steps above "worst wife ever." It's important to keep in mind a man doesn't give a hoot about "special occasions" like women do. I never remember my birthday and wouldn't care if my wife didn't either. You sound like a GREAT wife, as you obviously care about him (and put out after eating wedding cake).
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I'd be more than happy celebrating my birthday in such a way
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I will have to remember that one |
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I gotta remember that one...... |
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wake up with a BJ and pie
BJ as soon as he walks thru the door, pie or another BJ somewhere while you are all out partying and more pie when you get home! Thats always a good B-Day present, wife did that one year. |
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That is the only thing I ask of the SO on my birthday. |
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Guys really don't care if everything is really planned out way in advance as long as it is fun. Knives/tools are always good gifts for guys. Men love getting gifts that reflect their interests.
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Make sure its a good knife, and not some crappy cheapo knife.
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If only my wife would realize Im serious when I say I only want one thing for my birthday. |
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I got a new shirt and a piece of ass for my birthday.
Both were 2 sizes too big. |
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Give the gift of Succubus. Spend the entire day wearing, at most, an oversized shirt. Wake him up with an oral presentation and keep him going again and again until night and he's too tired to move. Please him all day long and show no mercy doing it. Drain him dry. That is exactly the gift I want on my birthday.
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I wish more of my family had this sentiment. Give him the knife, and put a card in with it saying you and he will spend some quality time together, in which he'll pick out a CC holster and you'll pay for it. The rest of the birthday plans sound A1 to me! He's a lucky guy! |
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Hey, I'm down in Missoula......could you please give me the lowdown on the croc menu (where at in Spokane)
oh........and I vote double pie (got any hot "Open minded" best friends willing to experiment) |
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Have fun at the CDA reservation. Are the fights any good there? Only been to the casino a few times, mostly for the buffet.
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we went to the beach for my bday couple of years ago.
awoke in the morning and i went to shower,came back and wife was covered in lemon meringue pie head to toe! trouble was i took a nice loooong shower. and pie ingredients solidified. damn near took a chisel to get it all out . |
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Tastes like chicken. |
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I could care less about gifts. I grew up poor so I never got any. Just do whatever you do and make sure he knows you appreciate him. That is all that matters. And pie too. |
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only if your significant other is female (strictly speaking for myself here) |
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Pick a place to go and eat. it wont matter where. Wear a sexy short dress of some kind. When your anout done eating dinner excuse yourself to the restroom. When you return press your still warm panties into his palm under the table and give him a smile....From that point forward you can do NO wrong.....PERIOD. Let dont leave him hanging so to speak...Trust me on this, it'll be remembered a LONG time.
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