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Archived Locked [ARCHIVED THREAD] - Anyone else here have luck cyberslutting?
Posted: 10/11/2007 7:29:12 PM EDT
Years ago when I was young and not fat, I used to have a lot of luck chattin up chicks in my town online then talk to them on the phone a bit and go bang'em all within a couple of hours of meeting them online. I used to search profiles in my city  for keywords like seeking, men, available, then IM them. Anyone else ever do this? Do you still?

I'll never forget my first time, I had to call a buddy and give him the address and phone number as I was a little nervous thinking I was being set up. No set up, I got sucked and fucked off and on for a couple of hours by this little Asian slut, took a shower with her and was on my way and never saw her again. What an adventure.

Anyone else ever do this?   Do you still?

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 7:30:34 PM EDT
[#1]
classy
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 7:31:43 PM EDT
[#2]

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 7:33:02 PM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 7:33:23 PM EDT
[#4]
When I moved to an entirely new city with no close friends, it worked for me.

I don't do it anymore as I try to focus on quality, rather than quantity.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 7:33:51 PM EDT
[#5]
cool an "internetdickbignesswomanfucker" thread
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 7:34:36 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:


Swear on my grandmothers grave, true story.

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 7:35:23 PM EDT
[#7]
There was one.......he specialized in MILFs and seduced by lasagna

But he was banned
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 7:36:41 PM EDT
[#8]
Are you still on Valtrex?
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 7:37:37 PM EDT
[#9]
You fail at life.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 7:37:41 PM EDT
[#10]


Shiiiit.  You can't even get laid by your own hand.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 7:38:06 PM EDT
[#11]
Where's Dusty?

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 7:42:08 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:


Shiiiit.  You can't even get laid by your own hand.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 7:43:58 PM EDT
[#13]
Meeting a hot girl via the web for some ass is rare.
It can happen, but it is not that common amongst sane, good looking girls.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 7:44:17 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
You fail at life.


Aren't you the one that broadcast yourself over the net smokin weed?

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 7:46:02 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You fail at life.


Aren't you the one that broadcast yourself over the net smokin weed?


He never smoked anything illegal. Maybe you should have either have watched the video so you would have the facts, or not make faulty accusations.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 7:48:32 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
Meeting a hot girl via the web for some ass is rare.
It can happen, but it is not that common amongst sane, good looking girls.


I had two hot ones, several average, a couple "alright, I drove here this late at night and no-ones gonna ever see her" and a few "that wasn't your pic that you sent me was it, buh bye" turn around and walk.

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 7:50:43 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

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You fail at life.


Aren't you the one that broadcast yourself over the net smokin weed?

You have no idea who I am.......
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 7:56:50 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

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You fail at life.


Aren't you the one that broadcast yourself over the net smokin weed?

You have no idea who I am.......


You're some guy that broadcast himself getting high on the internet then told some-one else they fail at life. Thats who you are.

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 7:58:21 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:

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You fail at life.


Aren't you the one that broadcast yourself over the net smokin weed?

You have no idea who I am.......


You're some guy that broadcast himself getting high on the internet then told some-one else they fail at life. Thats who you are.

Bwahahaha salvia isnt illegal, and if you resort to "cyberslutting" in my opinion fail at life.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 7:59:14 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

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You fail at life.


Aren't you the one that broadcast yourself over the net smokin weed?

You have no idea who I am.......


You're some guy that broadcast himself getting high on the internet then told some-one else they fail at life. Thats who you are.


why don't you STFU

you are obviously an AW

he has not posted himself getting high

go back to "cybermasturbatingwiththepopcornbutter"
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 7:59:52 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

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You fail at life.


Aren't you the one that broadcast yourself over the net smokin weed?

You have no idea who I am.......


You're some guy that broadcast himself getting high on the internet then told some-one else they fail at life. Thats who you are.

Bwahahaha salvia isnt illegal, and if you resort to "cyberslutting" in my opinion fail at life.


Double +1's

@ you
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:01:17 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

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You fail at life.


Aren't you the one that broadcast yourself over the net smokin weed?

You have no idea who I am.......


You're some guy that broadcast himself getting high on the internet then told some-one else they fail at life. Thats who you are.

Bwahahaha salvia isnt illegal, and if you resort to "cyberslutting" in my opinion fail at life.


Whatever dude, I never said it was illegal, still lame. Smoke away!

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:04:29 PM EDT
[#23]

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You fail at life.


Aren't you the one that broadcast yourself over the net smokin weed?

You have no idea who I am.......  


You're the one that got drunk and passed out/went to sleep in dog shit.

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:06:19 PM EDT
[#24]
friend of mine's little sister is a real deal myspace ho. add her to your top 8 and you're in.

literally

ap

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:06:20 PM EDT
[#25]
Didn't quite turn out the way you planned, huh?  

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:07:49 PM EDT
[#26]
hmm....i thought this was illegal...oh wait, that's just with minors...

ETA: I own page 2

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:08:14 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:

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You fail at life.


Aren't you the one that broadcast yourself over the net smokin weed?

You have no idea who I am.......  


You're the one that got drunk and passed out/went to sleep in dog shit.

Wham bam yes Mam
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:10:57 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
You fail at life.


Hmm...sounds just like the girl i like at school

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:13:20 PM EDT
[#29]
quite possibly one of the saddest threads ive read here in awhile...right up there with "what color is your poop?" threads...

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:15:48 PM EDT
[#30]
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:16:09 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
Meeting a hot girl via the web for some ass is rare.
It can happen, but it is not that common amongst sane, good looking girls.



I have a friend who is pretty much a pro at it.

Notice I crossed out the sane part
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:17:20 PM EDT
[#32]
Ya know I see this place like hangin out aroud the tailgate drinkin a few beers with the boys and shootin the shit. I figured I'd share a few adventures I had in my younger days and thought there'd be a few other guys here that have done it.

Man, you'd think this is a group of teenage bitches or fags.

"Oh my gawd I can't believe you'd do that!"

"You're disgusting what a loser!"

Oh well, live and learn.

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:18:52 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:

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You fail at life.


Aren't you the one that broadcast yourself over the net smokin weed?

You have no idea who I am.......


Yeah, don't pick on justin or he'll smite you with a thread on his awesomeness.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:18:56 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
Ya know I see this place like hangin out aroud the tailgate drinkin a few beers with the boys and shootin the shit. I figured I'd share a few adventures I had in my younger days and thought there'd be a few other guys here that have done it.

Man, you'd think this is a group of teenage bitches or fags.

"Oh my gawd I can't believe you'd do that!"

"You're disgusting what a loser!"

Oh well, live and learn.



I have no opinion on the subject. I never talk to people online that I dont already know in real life. Well except you guys here

Well I kind of take that back. Some girl I guess I met once found me online and we started talking online and then started hanging out.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:27:26 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
Meeting a hot girl via the web for some ass is rare.
It can happen, but it is not that common amongst sane, good looking girls.



but insane good looking girls can be so much fun too
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:28:13 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

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You fail at life.


Aren't you the one that broadcast yourself over the net smokin weed?

You have no idea who I am.......


Yeah, don't pick on justin or he'll smite you with a thread on his awesomeness.

YOUR a pal
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:30:19 PM EDT
[#37]

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:30:19 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
You fail at life.


Aren't you the one that broadcast yourself over the net smokin weed?

You have no idea who I am.......


Yeah, don't pick on justin or he'll smite you with a thread on his awesomeness.

YOUR a pal


Duuuude....wait, what?
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:31:42 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

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Quoted:
You fail at life.


Aren't you the one that broadcast yourself over the net smokin weed?

You have no idea who I am.......  


You're the one that got drunk and passed out/went to sleep in dog shit.

Wham bam yes Mam



makes for a funny sig


ETA: this one time i was like cyberslutting and like this chick was like ohh my me so hornay. and i'm like yes so i sowed up at her place and she was all like this is my sister and best friend and they want to like have sex and i'm like yes so then like we had sex and it was like yes and like they were hot and then like they were like lets go to the playboy mansion and have more sex with like 10 other women and i'm liek yes. so like i had sex with like 13 women from the intraweb!!!!!


true story
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:39:30 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
Ya know I see this place like hangin out aroud the tailgate drinkin a few beers with the boys and shootin the shit. I figured I'd share a few adventures I had in my younger days and thought there'd be a few other guys here that have done it.


I'm so sorry that we've disappointed you.  

Hopefully you'll be able to find some other web forum, that is more like a juvenile lockeroom, where losers will be impressed with your skanky sex stories.



Man, you'd think this is a group of teenage bitches or fags.

"Oh my gawd I can't believe you'd do that!"

"You're disgusting what a loser!"

Oh well, live and learn.



Yup - that's right.  If people have a sense of decency or just aren't impressed by sleazy and pathetic sex stories, they must be "teenage bitches and fags"

I guess we cannot all be as manly and awesome as you.  
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:42:37 PM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Ya know I see this place like hangin out aroud the tailgate drinkin a few beers with the boys and shootin the shit. I figured I'd share a few adventures I had in my younger days and thought there'd be a few other guys here that have done it.


I'm so sorry that we've disappointed you.  

Hopefully you'll be able to find some other web forum, that is more like a juvenile lockeroom, where losers will be impressed with your skanky sex stories.



Man, you'd think this is a group of teenage bitches or fags.

"Oh my gawd I can't believe you'd do that!"

"You're disgusting what a loser!"

Oh well, live and learn.



Yup - that's right.  If people have a sense of decency or just aren't impressed by sleazy and pathetic sex stories, they must be "teenage bitches and fags"

I guess we cannot all be as manly and awesome as you.  


Sense of decency, here?! I've been here a little while, gimme a fuckin break.

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:44:11 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Ya know I see this place like hangin out aroud the tailgate drinkin a few beers with the boys and shootin the shit. I figured I'd share a few adventures I had in my younger days and thought there'd be a few other guys here that have done it.


I'm so sorry that we've disappointed you.  

Hopefully you'll be able to find some other web forum, that is more like a juvenile lockeroom, where losers will be impressed with your skanky sex stories.



Man, you'd think this is a group of teenage bitches or fags.

"Oh my gawd I can't believe you'd do that!"

"You're disgusting what a loser!"

Oh well, live and learn.



Yup - that's right.  If people have a sense of decency or just aren't impressed by sleazy and pathetic sex stories, they must be "teenage bitches and fags"

I guess we cannot all be as manly and awesome as you.  


Sense of decency, here?! I've been here a little while, gimme a fuckin break.


I have to say I see both sides of that little exchange.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:44:46 PM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Ya know I see this place like hangin out aroud the tailgate drinkin a few beers with the boys and shootin the shit. I figured I'd share a few adventures I had in my younger days and thought there'd be a few other guys here that have done it.


I'm so sorry that we've disappointed you.  

Hopefully you'll be able to find some other web forum, that is more like a juvenile lockeroom, where losers will be impressed with your skanky sex stories.



Man, you'd think this is a group of teenage bitches or fags.

"Oh my gawd I can't believe you'd do that!"

"You're disgusting what a loser!"

Oh well, live and learn.



Yup - that's right.  If people have a sense of decency or just aren't impressed by sleazy and pathetic sex stories, they must be "teenage bitches and fags"

I guess we cannot all be as manly and awesome as you.  

I put on my wizards hat.......
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:51:04 PM EDT
[#44]
Your cyberslut is waiting....................

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 9:00:15 PM EDT
[#45]
I tried the internet classifieds in 98. First date I went on was awesome. Suppose to be a wham bam and never see you again. After 6 months of her driving 300 miles each weekend to see me, we moved intogether and are going strong since. Finally had to get married so she could get on my health insurance. Still have seperate credit and seperate bank accounts. Best relationship ever had.......You never know what is around the next corner......

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 9:01:24 PM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:
There was one.......he specialized in MILFs and seduced by lasagna

But he was banned



Very poignant.

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 9:02:40 PM EDT
[#47]
For want of something better, let's say "locked for personal attacks."  

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