Can someone please hook me up with the links to the "craziest sex stories" and "wierdest things you've heard during or after sex" threads??

I need the exact quote from the guy who's son was in bed with him and his wife when they started to fool around and they hear a lil voice saying something like "I have a bad feeling about this ..."! I just need to know his exact words cause it is just too priceless!!!

Thanks :)

Quoted: First one. BRB with second Edit:  Can't find another one--more info?

Hmm I just know it was something about craziest sex stories or something.

Thanks for the 1st though!!

Quoted: If it hasn't been posted in for more than three months it has dropped into the Abyss, prior to hitting the Archive Server.  No access for now--sorry!

Thanks!