1. Men are like .. Laxatives . .... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like . Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like . Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head
right for your hips.
6. Men are like ... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ..... . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to
mature.
9. Men are like .... . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
10. Men are like . Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. M en are like ....... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very
bright.
13. Men are like P arking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are
handicapped.

ouch

I see somebody changed women to men on some of those in a vain attempt at humor.

Those are great!!

Why do women have small feet?.........So they can stand closer to the stove

Quoted: Those are great!!

FINALLY!!!!




I like 11. and 12. the best!!!