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Posted: 10/10/2007 6:52:24 AM EDT
If you are going to Vegas and your buddy tells you:
"Hey, man. When we're in Vegas, let's try to score us a hooker and some blow!" That's fairly common, and manly, right? On the other hand, if he says "i want to do a show, probably cirg de solet, they have a great show set to beatles tunes" that's gay right? if he follows that gem up with "and i want to have dinner at a decent place, where sandals and shorts ain't acceptable" That's almost scorching the Earth gay, right? TRG |
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Normally "If you have to ask..." applies here, but this is an exception. Neither of those things are gay. I've often wondered about people who were preoccupied with all things homosexual, or at least the perception of such.
EDIT: If after the show or the meal, there's an expectation of sticking your dick in another man's ass, then it's gay. |
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the cirque solet thing is gay, I don't see whats gay about wanting to eat at a decent place though.
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True, but when you put it into the context of "1GR asked me..." then it is most definitely teh ghey. |
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Vegas now has some of the best entertainment and cuisine in the country. Why not broaden your horizon and sample some, rather than just throwing your money away on slots and eating from a bad buffet?
Yes, I said "cuisine". ETA: It's Cirque du Soleil, and they have some great shows. |
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Yeah, I'd say that's pretty much it in a nutshell. |
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you want his number? TRG |
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BTW, "girls" like the shows too. But usually they don't accompany knuckle-draggers. |
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I would say if you are going to Vegas for the weekend with a "buddy" and you have to discuss itinerary and fashion, you both are fags. All that is really missing out of the equation is bringing along a gal that both have had in the past for legitimacy and as a backup plan.
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Question is if your going to Vagas with the Goat are you gay?
Just joking my friend |
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You know you are every woman's (and gay guy's) dream, don't you? |
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Oddly enough, I asked him, "And you call ME gay?" TRG |
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Why in the world would YOU be so worried about whether someone's gay? You should be celebrating!
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TRG |
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Zing! |
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All sounds good to me - except for the Beatles tunes.
They'd make me want to open up on the performers and crowd with a Bofors 40mm. I guess that keeps teh ghey off me. |
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Not gay, at least not for going to the show.
Cirque du Soleil shows are awesome. I tried to see the Beatles show last time I was there, but it was sold out. If you ever go to Vegas....you are missing out if you don't go. |
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Well for one thing we call it "teh ghey" around here. For another unless he wants to do nude activities with you I think your cornhole is safe.
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I thought you stopped giving out your number? |
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The choice was meal and a show vs. "hookers and blow". I'd rather have a world class meal, followed by a memorable evening of entertainment, than to pay some skank (who has had countless fat, sweaty tourist guys blow their loads into her) to allow me to do something I can't achieve using my charm and sophistication, and then pretend afterwards that I'm attractive to the opposite sex. |
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But mazeman is right. If you dont go to restaurants where they serve fine cuisine, you're missing out. Oh, and I'm pretty sure cirque du soleil has a show that's pretty erotic. That's more live boobies than the average arfcommer has ever seen.
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He changed it after you kept calling wanting him to come play house with you. There is more to life then playing the baker. |
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Zhukov'z fascination with ovens goes way back.... TRG |
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I'm surprised that sword fighting wasn't part of the agenda. Do the chick thing, let him wine and dine you and then say, "oh, I like you as a friend, not like that". I'd still wear a disguise going to a French Circus...egad...how un-American Male. Next event will be Antique hunting following by Flower arrangements. |
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You are implying that you have been double teamed by two guys, just not us... Interesting. TRG |
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Last part isn't gay unless preceded by the second part. Wanting a classy meal is simply that. Consigning good food to the realm of gaydom is like giving up on blondes just because you've seen one ugly one in your life.
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Exactly! TRG |
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I will be the first to admit that the Cirque shows are pretty sweet...with my wife. We enjoyed the three that we have been to. However, this is not a two guy buddy type of thing. You don't go to Vegas with another guy for Cirque. I voted ghey.
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Looks like an awful lot of you have never seen a Cirque de Soleil show.
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And another arfcommer jumps out of the closet |
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Okay, ARFCOM. I have to admit that I have been to a Cirque du Soleil show. I went with my mother because she wanted me to go. It isn't like I went out of choice.
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And damn proud of it. I never seen a guy fist another guy either...doesn't mean I should now does it? |
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What if you do it and ....HATED IT...? |
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Fail. TRG |
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Ah, sweet irony. |
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Not at all IMHO. YMMV, as always.
I don't drink or gamble and am 100% faithful to my wife, so if I ever go to Las Vegas (and I would like to, once) it will be for the shows (although, admittedly, not CDS), amusements, and food. (Actually, if I ever go to Las Vegas without my family it will probably be for some boring meeting or conference, but I would still take in some shows and eat some good food. ) |
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Either is a huge waste of money. That fact alone might make both options gay.
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If that conversation actually took place between two guys it would be the Chuck Norris of gay.
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Then you must have been in prison. |
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It's only OK to fuck another man in anger. |
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