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Posted: 10/9/2007 2:56:15 PM EDT
I saw a friend at the airport as he went into the men's room. He didn't see me. I went in, and he was sitting in a stall. And the one next to him was empty.
Is that a perfect set-up, or what?! I could practically see the beam of heavenly light shining down from Loki. I went into the stall next to him, tapped my foot a few times, "widened my stance", tapped again... He got up and left. I caught up to him in the terminal, barely able to contain myself over what a funny guy I am. And he had no idea what I was talking about. He'd never heard of Senator Craig.  |
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Posted: 10/9/2007 2:57:28 PM EDT
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fail.
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Posted: 10/9/2007 2:57:31 PM EDT
[#2]
...I don't get it. 
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Posted: 10/9/2007 2:58:42 PM EDT
[#3]
"cough"....HOMO..."cough"
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Posted: 10/9/2007 2:59:00 PM EDT
[#4]
Your friend now probably thinks he has a gay friend.
Thats gonna be wierd. |
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Posted: 10/9/2007 3:00:43 PM EDT
[#5]
You suck at humor
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Posted: 10/9/2007 3:01:01 PM EDT
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The only thing that might have been funnier would be if he jumped over/through the door and kicked your ass before he realized who you were.
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Posted: 10/9/2007 3:02:49 PM EDT
[#7]
I agree......your obligated to blow him now......in order to break the tension |
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Posted: 10/9/2007 3:03:47 PM EDT
[#8]
creepy
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Posted: 10/9/2007 3:04:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2007 3:04:43 PM EDT
[#10]
Would have been REALLY FUNNY if there would have been a cop nearby
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Posted: 10/9/2007 3:08:06 PM EDT
[#11]
That would've been hilarious. Rodent posted about how he got "Craiged" at the airport. |
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Posted: 10/9/2007 3:09:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2007 3:10:13 PM EDT
[#13]
I chuckled. Not hilarious, but definitely funny.
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Posted: 10/9/2007 3:15:56 PM EDT
[#14]
You tap your foot... I rack my slide... lets see where the tensions end
(FYI I am talking about a pistol slide) (YOUR GAY IF YOU THOUGHT OTHERWISE) j0hn |
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Posted: 10/9/2007 3:20:29 PM EDT
[#15]
A tragic end to the joke would have been your buddy tapping back and then coming on over!!
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Posted: 10/9/2007 4:16:37 PM EDT
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Both of those thoughts occurred to me and helped me to contain my snickering at my own hilarity.  I still can't fathom anyone in America not knowing who Senator Craig is.
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Posted: 10/9/2007 5:08:44 PM EDT
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+1 What ever happened to the simplicity of Glory-holes? They may not be elegant and coded, but they get the job done |
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Posted: 10/9/2007 5:16:03 PM EDT
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Man you crack me up. |
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Posted: 10/9/2007 5:16:12 PM EDT
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+1. |
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Posted: 10/9/2007 5:16:29 PM EDT
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This is why I always carry a cordless drill and a 4" hole saw...
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Posted: 10/9/2007 5:16:37 PM EDT
[#21]
How funny would it have been if he accepted, and then you find out you have a gay friend?
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