Anyone ever looked into the possibility of contracting turrets?

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Anyone ever looked into the possibility of contracting turrets?

Posted: 10/6/2007 6:14:18 PM EDT

I mean do you have to be born with it or can I pick it up later in life?

Posted: 10/6/2007 6:14:47 PM EDT

[#1]

Tourettes.

Posted: 10/6/2007 6:15:28 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Tourettes.

RIF

Fuck face

Posted: 10/6/2007 6:15:59 PM EDT

[#3]

nearly all turrets are contracted.

Why else would General Dynamics put them on on the M1s?

Posted: 10/6/2007 6:16:14 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Tourettes.

RIF

Fuck face

I thought if you changed the title to the right spelling you'd get more hits.

PIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 10/6/2007 6:16:23 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
I mean do you have to be born with it or can I pick it up later in life?

I hear in Halo 3 you can pick up turrets.

Posted: 10/6/2007 6:16:50 PM EDT

[#6]

I say it can lie dormant for years before manifesting itself

COCKGOBBLER!!!

Posted: 10/6/2007 6:17:08 PM EDT

[#7]

Assssssssssssss

bob saget

Posted: 10/6/2007 6:17:37 PM EDT

[#8]

COCKSNOUT!!!!

Balls! FUCKKKKKK!!!!!!!

Posted: 10/6/2007 6:17:38 PM EDT

[#9]

Spelling is sweet.

Posted: 10/6/2007 6:18:09 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
I mean do you have to be born with it or can I pick it up later in life?

??? what are/is turrets?

Posted: 10/6/2007 6:18:36 PM EDT

[#11]

PIIIIIIISSSSSSSS OUT MY ASSSSSS!

Posted: 10/6/2007 6:18:42 PM EDT

[#12]

You don't need to contract out, you can build turrets in-house easily. Get a decent machine shop going, some motors, secure radio controls...

Biggest hurdle would be acquiring the weapon for your turret.

Posted: 10/6/2007 6:23:10 PM EDT

[#13]

[irish bartender]

FUCK!!! ASS!!!

[/irish bartender]

Posted: 10/6/2007 6:23:57 PM EDT

[#14]

HOLY DUMB FUCK!!!

Posted: 10/6/2007 6:25:44 PM EDT

[#15]

Tourettes is a genetic neurological disorder. Most cases involve various tics or uncontrolled repetative behaviors. Only extreme cases actually vocalize. There's much more the experts don't know about Tourettes than there is that they do know.

My daughter has it. She's had very mild tics that we began noticing when she was about 4 or 5. It also effects her concentration. She's 8 now and we had it diagnosed a little over a year ago. We're still working on a medication to best treat it. She knows she has it. She understands what it is. She's aware of her tics. She deals with it very well. We are lucky.

Posted: 10/6/2007 6:26:16 PM EDT

[#16]

Posted: 10/6/2007 6:26:31 PM EDT

[#17]

I having this installed in my front yard next week. Stay off my grass. fucker!

Posted: 10/6/2007 6:31:41 PM EDT

[#18]

southpark.comedycentral.com/index.jhtml

Posted: 10/6/2007 6:34:02 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
I having this installed in my front yard next week. Stay off my grass. fucker!

i21.photobucket.com/albums/b265/bytor94/16inchturret.jpg

Teh WIN!!

Posted: 10/6/2007 6:38:35 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

southpark.comedycentral.com/index.jhtml

Oh for fucks sake, I don't even watch SP and the bastards beat me by 3 days?

Posted: 10/6/2007 6:40:34 PM EDT

[#21]

Now I am going to be thinking of Boondock Saints all night....

Ass! Fuck!

Posted: 10/6/2007 6:41:52 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
I having this installed in my front yard next week. Stay off my grass. fucker!

i21.photobucket.com/albums/b265/bytor94/16inchturret.jpg

They sure dont build them like that anymore....

Posted: 10/6/2007 6:47:11 PM EDT

[#23]

Yeah, having rotatable gun emplacements growing out of various parts of your body would most likely suck....except in one place.

CJ

Posted: 10/6/2007 6:48:11 PM EDT

[#24]

Ah Fuck My balls!

Posted: 10/6/2007 6:51:49 PM EDT

[#25]

I once thought of cantracting out the building automated 20mm turrets on my lawn.

Then I realized I'd need money.

Posted: 10/6/2007 6:54:41 PM EDT

[#26]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3cD6RV4Rb8

Posted: 10/6/2007 7:00:43 PM EDT

[#27]

contracting turrets? hell they even made a movie about it

Posted: 10/6/2007 7:00:43 PM EDT

[#28]

...

Posted: 10/6/2007 7:01:26 PM EDT

[#29]

If I remember correctly, it is something you are born with. Apparently, the best non-smart aleck reply you will get. Wikipedia article

Posted: 10/6/2007 7:09:39 PM EDT

[#30]

This is the bestest thread ever!

Posted: 10/6/2007 7:11:39 PM EDT

[#31]

one of my college teachers had a mild case
he mainly twitched and occasionally made a slight chuckle sound
it was great on test day. someone would hand in their test, he'd look at it and do the chuckle thing
it'd make people think they had done really bad

Posted: 10/9/2007 8:22:15 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
This is the bestest thread ever!

you called it the best thread ever ... exactly two minutes before it died.

You ever though about working for Miss Cleo?

TRG

Posted: 10/9/2007 8:24:36 AM EDT

[#33]

My co-workers took a class with a guy with tourettes in the inner city.

Unfortunately for him.. his favorite line when he got stressed out was 'FUCK EM N***GERS'.

Posted: 10/9/2007 8:25:22 AM EDT

[#34]

I wish I could sign a contract for some turrets.

Posted: 10/9/2007 8:29:32 AM EDT

[#35]

I have often thought about putting a turret on my car.....

Posted: 10/9/2007 8:30:23 AM EDT

[#36]

Hmm......

Posted: 10/9/2007 8:30:51 AM EDT

[#37]

Well I guess "PIIIISSSS AAAASSS" you could catch it from "BALL MUNCHER" someone, but it would be ver "DUTCH OVEN" hard to do.

Posted: 10/9/2007 8:35:46 AM EDT

[#38]

What the fuck is this thread about?

Av.

eta: DAMNIT! Now this stupidity will show up in my active topics!

Posted: 10/9/2007 8:59:40 AM EDT

[#39]

Win.

Posted: 10/9/2007 9:43:43 AM EDT

[#40]

I have counter-rotating propellers. Does that count?

Posted: 10/9/2007 9:46:24 AM EDT

[#41]

Vulva!!!

Big Big Titties!!!

Posted: 10/9/2007 9:48:32 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
Tourettes is a genetic neurological disorder. Most cases involve various tics or uncontrolled repetative behaviors. Only extreme cases actually vocalize. There's much more the experts don't know about Tourettes than there is that they do know.

There is a tendency toward it on my father's side.
Neither he nor I have any symptoms though.

Posted: 10/9/2007 9:50:58 AM EDT

[#43]

There have been several turret contracts let to small companies for upgraded turrets for use in Iraq on M1114 gun trucks. I wish I had the capital to play that game.

Posted: 10/9/2007 9:54:04 AM EDT

[#44]

While we're on the subject of turrets, can someone explain why some people spell it "turents"? I see it all the time and it drives me nuts for some reason.

Posted: 10/9/2007 9:57:23 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
While we're on the subject of turrets, can someone explain why some people spell it "turents"? I see it all the time and it drives me nuts for some reason.

For entertainment value, ask them to spell "reticle" while they are at it.

Posted: 10/9/2007 11:03:31 AM EDT

[#46]

Damn!!!

I thought this was a group buy thread!!!

Posted: 10/9/2007 11:49:46 AM EDT

[#47]

Posted: 10/9/2007 11:51:22 AM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
While we're on the subject of turrets, can someone explain why some people spell it "turents"? I see it all the time and it drives me nuts for some reason.

I've seen houses that have fake turents to conceal the chimleys.

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