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Posted: 10/19/2001 2:54:32 PM EDT

What current actor would play you?

ARSwami

Posted: 10/19/2001 2:55:57 PM EDT

[#1]

Buzz Lightyear.

Posted: 10/19/2001 2:59:42 PM EDT

[#2]

I've been told if a movie is made about my life Bruce Willis should play me. Same hairline, same build, same quiet but angry aura...

Anybody got Demi Moore's phone number?

Posted: 10/19/2001 3:02:47 PM EDT

[#3]

Jason Biggs (Jim from American Pie)

Only a much cooler, smarter, less sensitive dick having, gun owning, military equipment having, tactical, high speed low drag, Jim.[:)]

Posted: 10/19/2001 3:03:08 PM EDT

[#4]

People used to tell me, when I was younger and had more hair, that the Dutch actor Rutger Hauer and I resembled each other..

Posted: 10/19/2001 3:07:06 PM EDT

[#5]

Val Kilmer, but he'd need to have black hair, get ugly and gain some weight.

God Bless Texas

Posted: 10/19/2001 3:08:20 PM EDT

[#6]

Bolo Yeung, cuz I look like him.

[img]http://www.firstuniversal.clara.net/bolo_files/boloslashed.jpg[/img]

Posted: 10/19/2001 3:16:14 PM EDT

[#7]

I would be played by Boy George... he's so damn hot...

]=)

Seriously... I would probably be played by Adam Sandler... JLA would DEFINITELY be played by Will Smith...

Posted: 10/19/2001 3:16:48 PM EDT

[#8]

[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/tylerdurden1201%2Fmovie01%2Ejpg[/img]

Mr. Pitt, of course.

Posted: 10/19/2001 3:18:08 PM EDT

[#9]

[img]http://www.ar15.com/members/albums/tylerdurden1201%2Fmovie01%2Ejpg[/img]

Ms. Bonham-Carter, of course.

Posted: 10/19/2001 3:19:55 PM EDT

[#10]

jan micheal vincent, similar in looks and build

Posted: 10/19/2001 3:27:06 PM EDT

[#11]

Dirk Diggler

Posted: 10/19/2001 3:50:44 PM EDT

[#12]

Hmmm...a stockier Bill Pullman.

Posted: 10/19/2001 3:57:02 PM EDT

[#13]

Nicolas Cage

Posted: 10/19/2001 4:04:44 PM EDT

[#14]

a slightly overweight Jet Li...no wait how about Don Ho?

Posted: 10/19/2001 4:05:22 PM EDT

[#15]

Val Kilmer's character from Heat.

Posted: 10/19/2001 4:05:41 PM EDT

[#16]

HvyAR, I think I've met you before at a Bakersfield Action Rifle match. If you're the guy I'm thinking about then yeah, you do look a fair deal like the guy in the picture.

As for me? Anyone seen American Pie? Remember "Fench" or more appropriately, "ShitBrick"? I don't neccesarily look like him but I DO sound a lot like him and talk like him, my friends were saying that before I saw the movie then when I went to see it even I could notice the similarities. Was funny shit there for awhile being called "ShitBrick."

Posted: 10/19/2001 4:09:08 PM EDT

[#17]

um, Imbroglio would be Woody Allen,
McUzi would be Tom Green,

I think I would be played by Clint Eastwood about 30 years ago.
Ice- AR15.com's ugly duckling

Posted: 10/19/2001 4:13:33 PM EDT

[#18]

it would be a tossup between jakie chan and ron jeremy [:D]

[beer]

Posted: 10/19/2001 4:20:14 PM EDT

[#19]

Been told by strangers I look like Robert DeNiro, sooo... I guess if he put on a few pounds, I'd let him...[;)]

Posted: 10/19/2001 4:28:48 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
um, Imbroglio would be Woody Allen,

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.....if so Imbro would be "GETTINSUM" young Poontang then...mmmmmmm....[}:D]me's tinks he'd go for dat!

Posted: 10/19/2001 4:34:38 PM EDT

[#21]

Charles Bronson

Posted: 10/19/2001 4:47:20 PM EDT

[#22]

I would like Demi Moore to play me, but unfortunately my husband says that just wouldn't work for some reason. [:(] He thinks Karen Allen would be a more accurate choice.

[img]http://www.thespiannet.com/actresses/A/allen_karen/allen4.jpg[/img]

Posted: 10/19/2001 4:57:19 PM EDT

[#23]

Special Guest appearance by BusMaster007, playing himself.

If I had to choose one, it'd be Steve McQueen.

Posted: 10/19/2001 4:57:21 PM EDT

[#24]

Think....

What if Johnny Knoxville (from Jackass) and that guy from King Of Queens (that sitcom) had a baby. Attitude wise.

Looks, I actually look quite a bit like the guy from King Of Queens. Minus 75 pounds and with a flat top.

At least that's what the wife tells me.

Posted: 10/19/2001 4:58:13 PM EDT

[#25]

Cheech Marin
or
Wilford Brimley

Posted: 10/19/2001 5:03:11 PM EDT

[#26]

Circa 1960's Sean Connery. Him or Dirk Diggler.

Edited to say-

I forgot to mention, people have said that I look like Martin Luther (the reformation guy, not King) as well as the drummer from MxPx and the dude from Pennywise. So maybe one of them.

Posted: 10/19/2001 5:07:46 PM EDT

[#27]

Rutger Hauer

Posted: 10/19/2001 5:21:06 PM EDT

[#28]

[img]http://www.celebrityserver.com/actor/Cruise_Tom//images/002.jpg[/img]

Tom Cruise ..... of course [:D]

Aciator [img]www.milpubs.com/aviator.gif[/img]

Posted: 10/19/2001 5:32:03 PM EDT

[#29]

Picture a cross between Marty Feldmen and Alfred E Neuman. Dat be me...

Posted: 10/19/2001 5:35:09 PM EDT

[#30]

Nicholas Cage would have to play me, courtesy of his role in bringing out the dead

Posted: 10/19/2001 5:41:26 PM EDT

[#31]

Ed Harris

Posted: 10/19/2001 5:55:59 PM EDT

[#32]

Since I'm such a great American, they would probably try and destroy me by casting Baldwin.

First Jack Ryan,
then Jimmy Doolittle
and now SteyrAUG.

Posted: 10/19/2001 6:00:08 PM EDT

[#33]

BUCK NAKED.

But I've been told I look like Donald Sutherland. But have eyes like Paul Newman.

Posted: 10/19/2001 6:01:01 PM EDT

[#34]

I would be played by none other than Werner Kemplerer

Posted: 10/19/2001 6:25:43 PM EDT

[#35]

Rick Schroeder. We're about the same age, same build, similar complexion, hair and eye color.

Posted: 10/19/2001 6:26:07 PM EDT

[#36]

Everybody tells me I look like Sam Elliot.

Posted: 10/19/2001 7:19:28 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
Everybody tells me I look like Sam Elliot.

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No way! Post a pic, please! [;)]

Posted: 10/19/2001 7:26:29 PM EDT

[#38]

[img]http://www.triviatribute.com/images/jacknicholson2b.jpg[/img]

ColtShorty

GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted
and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do
these things to other people and I require
the same from them."

Posted: 10/19/2001 7:37:54 PM EDT

[#39]

Drew Carey. At least he's a Marine, too.

Posted: 10/19/2001 8:22:22 PM EDT

[#40]

Dan Haggerty, who played 'Grizzly Adams' in the show by the same name that ran 1977-1978. But, of course, I'm not his same build.[:D]

Or Marty Stoufer (the wildlife guy).

Eric The(OrJohnVoightInMyYoungerDays)Hun[>]:)]

Posted: 10/19/2001 8:26:56 PM EDT

[#41]

I've been told that it would have to be Kenny Rogers.

Posted: 10/19/2001 8:58:20 PM EDT

[#42]

My part would have to be played by, well me.
I'm so unique no actor could ever hope to pull off the dramatazation of my personality.
& hey Steyr Alec Baldwin? Come on now you know this guy is you all over.
[img]http://www.ozcraft.com/scifidu/fifth_el/cast_general.jpg[/img]
echo6

Posted: 10/19/2001 9:03:44 PM EDT

[#43]

Drew Carey w/o glasses

Posted: 10/19/2001 9:59:47 PM EDT

[#44]

A 5 foot tall version of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, but with the Elephantman's face.

Posted: 10/19/2001 10:45:42 PM EDT

[#45]

It's gotta be Harrison Ford.

Posted: 10/20/2001 2:24:44 AM EDT

[#46]

.... as himself

cant beat the real thing

Posted: 10/21/2001 2:33:15 PM EDT

[#47]

10 YEARS AGO - Michael J. Fox

Now - Barney Rubble

Time has not been kind.

[beer]

Posted: 10/21/2001 2:53:24 PM EDT

[#48]

Tom Berringer, hands down. By the way, are you serious about Drew Carey being a marine?

Posted: 10/21/2001 3:22:24 PM EDT

[#49]

Lessee the new policy here......

[i]By registering for the forums you, the user, admit to being over the age of 13. [/i]

[:O]
Looks like the movie will be
PG-13,
almost a guaranteed flop!

Posted: 10/21/2001 3:40:20 PM EDT

[#50]

Tom Sizemore
-but- with my luck Ben Stiller would be cast.

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