[QB]"Dear Missa Arab.
My names bees Cynthia McKinney, and i'se come frum Geogia. As an Afree-can Ameree-can
Wooo-man living in todays soo-cie--ahh-ty, I would like to axe you fo fity million dollaz.
My peoples bees slaves 150 years ago, and we just can't seem to make it here in America. I know'se you'se Arab folk don'ts like America, so if you'se give us da money, it will help our cause. Below iz an itemized list of da things I will spend yo money on.

My Auntie Rowena needs a new roof- dat gunna cost $1,000,000.
My cousein D'rell be needin rehab- dat gunna be another $3,000,000
My lil sista be needin abortions every otha week- dey cost $300,000 a peice.
My uncle Tyrone be smokin dat crack rock- dat cost him $600,000 a week
I ran outta watermellon and baby diapers fo my 39 chil'ren- dat cost $250,000 a week.

I need to get paternity tests so I can find out who my baby daddy be- Dems cost $250,000 each...

As yoo can see Mr Arab, we'se here negro folk in da state of Georgia bees needin yo money real bad.

Please send a money order in teh amount of fity million dollars (No checks- I ain't got no bank account to be cashin it)
to

Cynthia McKinney
132 King Street
Orgen, GA
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