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Posted: 8/26/2007 7:40:50 PM EDT
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wtf did he do, vomit or shit
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Posted: 8/26/2007 7:54:23 PM EDT
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It’s a pity you missed my thread titled “So my cousin’s dog just had explosive diarrhea…” it would’ve been right up your alley. |
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Posted: 8/26/2007 7:59:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/27/2007 4:15:44 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/27/2007 4:17:14 AM EDT
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Keep us updated.
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Posted: 8/27/2007 4:24:18 AM EDT
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Stick a cork in it.
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Posted: 8/27/2007 4:26:52 AM EDT
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I had a cat once that would drool and fart at the same time when you would pet it or scratch it.
Damn thing would just lie there with with the happiest look on his face, a bead of drool in the corner of his mouth and God-awful gas escaping from the other end.  I miss the little guy. 
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Posted: 8/27/2007 5:26:59 AM EDT
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another reason i don't have pets
i do a good enough job of gassing myself |
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Posted: 8/27/2007 11:40:36 AM EDT
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But with a dog, you've got a scapegoat.
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Posted: 8/27/2007 12:31:30 PM EDT
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One of our dogs likes to sleep on the bed. One night, just after I laid down, the most foul odor assaulted my nostrils. Cursing the dog, I quickly pulled the sheet over my head, and took a good breath of nice clean air.
The joke was on me, it was the wife. So, I got a lungful of the full strength stench.  When I told the wife the next morning, she displayed an amazing lack of sympathy. In fact, now that I think of it, her rolling on the floor showed a complete lack of empathy for the whole situation.
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Posted: 8/27/2007 12:33:52 PM EDT
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Dutch Oven her ass. |
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Posted: 8/27/2007 12:34:16 PM EDT
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You walked into a Dutch Oven?!?!?!?  Did you at least get payback? 
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Posted: 8/27/2007 12:43:21 PM EDT
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I have a German Shepard that gets mad at his own farts, he will be lying on the floor and you will hear a psssfftttt
 . Then he will stick his nose around by his ass and start growling. It's the funniest shit I have ever seen and god do they stink.
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Posted: 8/27/2007 12:44:42 PM EDT
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I will neither confirm, nor deny, that retribution was exacted.
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Posted: 8/27/2007 12:46:17 PM EDT
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I had a cat that was good for SBD's. He would just sit there with what looked like a stupid grin on his face and just let them out.
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Posted: 8/27/2007 12:54:35 PM EDT
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I have a older black lab that rips some nasty ones.
If anyone makes a sniffing sound around her she bows her head and thumps the floor with her tail thinking she's in trouble. |
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Posted: 8/27/2007 1:02:22 PM EDT
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my little shih-tzu does that sometimes, usually when she's sleeping next to my head at night.
And boy, are they VILE. |
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Posted: 8/27/2007 1:21:13 PM EDT
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I heard that the cure for vile dog farts is better quality dog food. The cheap dog food supposedly has some ingredient/filler that results in noxious flatulence.
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Posted: 8/27/2007 4:01:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/27/2007 5:58:09 PM EDT
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ta-da |
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Posted: 8/27/2007 6:01:50 PM EDT
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Bailey Beagle does that.
If it is a 'silent deadly' one she keeps on sleeping. If it is a 'squeacker' she jumps up and smells her ass and looks at me with a WTF look on her face. |
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Posted: 11/15/2007 5:15:02 AM EDT
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Dog's do stink at times.
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Posted: 11/15/2007 5:16:02 AM EDT
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You're going to die. Dibs on your guns & ammo.
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Posted: 11/15/2007 5:28:45 AM EDT
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Rawhide farts are the worst. Pig ear farts are pretty bad too. And Labs are world class gas passers.
It's a killer combo. but I put up with it for my dogs. efxguy |
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Posted: 11/15/2007 5:33:25 AM EDT
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Are dog turds measured in Couric's? Be prepared. I'm just sayin'.
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Posted: 11/15/2007 5:40:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/15/2007 5:47:23 AM EDT
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What kind of Terrier?
Terriers can clear a fucking room! I have a Jack Russel, English Bull and Boston......It's a tie between the Boston and the English Bull Terrier on ruining a room with eye-watering nose hair burning farts.... Don't EVER give them poultry and it will help..... |
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Posted: 11/15/2007 5:49:38 AM EDT
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More like the Dog has a scapegoat. When my dog farts, he looks at me like I did it. |
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Posted: 12/3/2007 4:23:45 PM EDT
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You still got to love them, no matter how much they stink.
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Posted: 12/3/2007 4:28:40 PM EDT
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I can sometimes hear two of my dogs fart. What's funny is when my rat terrier farts and he's doing ninja-like turns toward his rear, trying to locate the source of the fart noise.
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Posted: 12/3/2007 4:32:11 PM EDT
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My wife did that this morning. I had to walk through it to escape the room. 
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Posted: 12/3/2007 4:44:25 PM EDT
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Don't feel bad. My dog has an infection around her ass that is giving off an awful tuna smell. I got in my wife's car after she came back from the vet, jumped out and started looking under the seats for a rotten fillet of fish. I finally asked WTF? Apparently,it will be around for awhile. |
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