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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:31:54 AM EDT
**Be on the Lookout **
 Bald head, Wooden shoes, last seen moving in with his long-distance wife. Searchers are urged to check freezers and dumpsters and stray duffel & hefty bags for severed human remains. Post Count :: 37357 Posts Per Day :: 15.67 Last Login Date :: 8/6/2007 1:31:33 PM EDT Last Post Date :: 8/6/2007 1:55:16 PM EDT |
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:32:58 AM EDT
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anybody seen a furtive acting goose running around with a bloodstained beak?
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:33:14 AM EDT
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Are they offering a reward yet?
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:33:23 AM EDT
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I suspect fowl play.
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:34:14 AM EDT
[#4]
Remember that English is not his first language so communication may be difficult. I would recommend equipping all the search party with goose calls.
SBG |
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:34:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:34:40 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:34:48 AM EDT
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FTW! |
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:34:57 AM EDT
[#8]
time to break out the goose decoys
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:35:23 AM EDT
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I know he said he was moving to our wonderful state of VA, so he probably doesn't have net access yet
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:36:55 AM EDT
[#10]
I've got a whole bunch of goose shell and full-body decoys. 
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:37:25 AM EDT
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Hopefully his dressers don't get damaged in the move. Wouldn't want any burrs on anything on the drawers. Mike |
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:41:18 AM EDT
[#12]
Maybe his wife told him he can't post anymore...
She took a gander at his internet activities and cut him off... 
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:42:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:43:58 AM EDT
[#14]
 Fucking PRICELESS!!!
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:44:30 AM EDT
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O......m........g....................cant breathe.......
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:44:36 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:45:10 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:45:28 AM EDT
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+1 It's all fun and games until you actually have to live with your wife
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:45:38 AM EDT
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You win at the internet |
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:46:19 AM EDT
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OOOOOOOOOOOO-K, I'll bite. What's all this "goose" nonsense? (I suppose there is some sort of shenanigan in here somewhere). Inquiring Bears want to know! (I think)   Bear  |
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:46:21 AM EDT
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I need a link to this thread about the goose. I never saw it.
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:46:55 AM EDT
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maybe he is secretly that German guy humping the chicken.
you know the video and it's so bannable
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:47:29 AM EDT
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You would be better off not seeing it, trust me |
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:48:22 AM EDT
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I just cleaned a mouthful of sandwich off of my keyboard.
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:49:42 AM EDT
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Holy crap, I found him:
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:50:18 AM EDT
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You are better off not knowing, but here is the link anyway. Team members only. THe posts that everyone is referencing are on page 13, but you are really better off not knowing. I am only sharing because I was too stupid to listen to the warnings of others. jobrelatedstuff.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=75&t=593102 ETA: I own page 2 |
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:51:28 AM EDT
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This man speaks the truth. You cannot unread the post once you have read it. You have been warned.
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:51:55 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:56:31 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:56:36 AM EDT
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I've seen tubgirl, lemon party, goatse, and Rosie O'Donnel... this couldn't be worse. |
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:57:06 AM EDT
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Link didn't work. What's the thread title? |
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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:57:26 AM EDT
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How wrong you are sir, how wrong you are |
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Posted: 8/16/2007 9:01:13 AM EDT
[#33]
www.jobrelatedstuff.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=75&t=593102&page=13 |
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Posted: 8/16/2007 9:02:06 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/16/2007 9:02:17 AM EDT
[#35]
Geez, that wasn't so bad.
You guys made it seem way worse. Now where's that goose I saw over by the pond... |
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Posted: 8/16/2007 9:03:19 AM EDT
[#36]
He's moving, isn't he?
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Posted: 8/16/2007 9:05:44 AM EDT
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Yeah, he probably just doesnt have teh interwebs yet. |
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Posted: 8/16/2007 9:08:15 AM EDT
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What attributes in a goose, does one look for when selecting from a gaggle?
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Posted: 8/16/2007 9:11:54 AM EDT
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Yes,and I didn't mean to re-animate the goose-man love thread 
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Posted: 8/16/2007 9:14:19 AM EDT
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It hasn't died, it will never die. |
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Posted: 8/16/2007 1:28:38 PM EDT
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Something about the "You can not unread the post once you have read it" warning sounds klaxons loud & clear to me..... After all, Momma didn't raise no fools! Thanks anyway, but you can keep your silly goose to yourselves.  Bear
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