What’s the difference between West & East Coast liberals?

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - What’s the difference between West & East Coast liberals?

Posted: 8/12/2007 3:14:34 PM EDT

They both think there better than you if you think differently then them; but as far as I can West Coast libtard’s think that you are morally inferior, while East Coast lib’s say you are intellectually inferior to them. And I think there’s something like how they ware there pony tails too. Anyone else knows how to identify them? I’m applying for a hippy hunting license and you need to be sure of the breed before you shoot.

-I’m an environmentalist ya know.

Posted: 8/12/2007 3:22:38 PM EDT

[#1]

That is sort of what I was going to say.

IMO, a West coast liberal believes what they do because they never took the time to think about it. They just buy into anything that is popular/cool/or whatever they are told.

East Coast liberals have actually thought about this stuff and buy into it anyway.

Posted: 8/12/2007 3:30:18 PM EDT

[#2]

West Coast liberals are more likely to do strange things like Rolfing, scrotal inflation and high-colonics to improve themselves.

Both types are self-loathing and misguided, but West Coasters are more likely to be psychotic.

Posted: 8/12/2007 3:31:50 PM EDT

[#3]

Well, let's see...

They all want to live at a level of comfort that is disproportionate with their contribution to maintaining that level of comfort.

They all want security, but they want someone else to take the risks required to maintain it.

All of them always have issues that they want other people to solve and other people to pay for the solution.

I dunno, bikinis, I guess.

Posted: 8/12/2007 3:33:32 PM EDT

[#4]

They both live on the coast.

Did you ever notice how rats are drawn to water?

Posted: 8/12/2007 3:38:22 PM EDT

[#5]

I need differences we all know the similarity's.

Posted: 8/12/2007 3:44:06 PM EDT

[#6]

...tan lines...

Posted: 8/12/2007 3:53:08 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
They both think there better than you if you think differently then them; but as far as I can West Coast libtard’s think that you are morally inferior, while East Coast lib’s say you are intellectually inferior to them. And I think there’s something like how they ware there pony tails too. Anyone else knows how to identify them? I’m applying for a hippy hunting license and you need to be sure of the breed before you shoot.

-I’m an environmentalist ya know.

I love hating smelly hippie libtards as much as anyone, and am normally agitated by spelling nazis. But thats just funny right there.

Posted: 8/12/2007 3:59:50 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
They both live on the coast.

Did you ever notice how rats are drawn to water?

+1

But I don't know of any differences...maybe west coast liberals smell more?

Posted: 8/12/2007 4:05:28 PM EDT

[#9]

Time zones. Thats it, thats the list.

Posted: 8/12/2007 4:06:39 PM EDT

[#10]

the west coast ones are gayer.

Posted: 8/12/2007 4:07:18 PM EDT

[#11]

2456 miles

Posted: 8/12/2007 4:07:33 PM EDT

[#12]

In one aspect my impression is that West coast liberals tend to be more of the hippy type and the east coast ones are more of the blue collar/union type.

Posted: 8/12/2007 4:52:11 PM EDT

[#13]

Pretty funny stuff some of you guys posted

Posted: 8/12/2007 4:52:54 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
In one aspect my impression is that West coast liberals tend to be more of the hippy type and the east coast ones are more of the blue collar/union type.

hmm +1

Posted: 8/12/2007 4:56:47 PM EDT

[#15]

Having lived in the San Francisco Bay Area and Boston, they are both the same. But have to say the East Coast Libs are more inclined to give their opinions, while the West Coast Libs tend to keep a difference of opinions to themselves. East Coast People just love to argue, that's how they communicate, they never take it personal and at the end of the argument they will still buy you a beer.

Posted: 8/12/2007 7:00:51 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Liberals are an interesting species to hunt. While they are not very clever, their breeding habits and herd instinct have made them proliferate extensively.

An East Coast Liberal can be identified by their hair, often meticulously groomed and primped. They often wear long coats during the winter months, and constantly compare themselves with each other for hierarchy. As such, they strive to have the largest dwellings and the most attractive mates, and constantly try to prevent others from having the same.

A West Coast Liberal (also known as "Left Coast Liberal") is a related cousin to the East Coast Liberal. In fact, it is thought that the original population of West Coast Liberals were indeed East Coast Liberals. Once the two populations were separated the West Coast Liberal acquired several distinct traits through some strange mutations.

One of these traits is that they often are not very well groomed and take a grunge-like appearance. Due to the hospitable climate on the West Coast, these liberals no longer required their long coats. Soon, a bizarre plethora of strange plumage occurred from several mutatious periods, exacerbated by the consumption of herb, weed and granola.

Often you can hear a West Coast Liberal coming from the 'flip flop' sound of their gait.

While both species of liberal have many similarities, they also seem to have different mating calls. A West Coast Liberal will often attempt to call a mate with a call that sounds like "erthphirst" or "peeznow" while East Coast Liberals will more likely make calls that sound like "itsallbushsfalt" or "watwoodjayeffkaydoooo".

Both species will respond well to "hibredcars" or "glo-bel-worming"

As for hunting, caliber selection is relatively unimportant as both species will faint at the sight of a gun.

This cartoon sums it up. It's old but good.

Posted: 8/12/2007 8:45:05 PM EDT

[#17]

You have to lead west coasters further ahead.

Posted: 8/12/2007 8:54:45 PM EDT

[#18]

Just the distance i have to Dope wind for to hit them!

Posted: 8/13/2007 10:02:19 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Having lived in the San Francisco Bay Area and Boston, they are both the same. But have to say the East Coast Libs are more inclined to give their opinions, while the West Coast Libs tend to keep a difference of opinions to themselves. East Coast People just love to argue, that's how they communicate, they never take it personal and at the end of the argument they will still buy you a beer.

I agree but it’s not so much a result of better character, I think it’s because the west coast variety are weaker the west coast just dose that to a person. the east coast types are generally more ballsy big city mentality. But get the west coast libtards in a herd and there just as bad if not worse.

Posted: 8/13/2007 10:29:57 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
*snip*
Example of a conversation overheard at a social gathering:

Lib #1: "I saw you talking to raf...You know he's very conservative, don't you?"
Lib#2: "Really? He seemed so nice..."
*snip*

that's strange. i used to work with this younger guy at my former place of employment. this guy was notorious for talking when he shouldn't, and at the same time having probably the worst read of his surroundings that has ever existed.

one day several of us were packed into a car and riding to the gym on our lunch hour, while mr. talks-too-much is gleefully relating a story which ends with...

"...i mean, i never really had a problem with the guy, but he's such a REPUBLICAN. i just decided i wasn't going to hang out with him anymore..."

the rest of us just kinda looked at each other and chuckled at the fact that this kid was, at that moment, sorrounded by bona-fide, gun-toting, republicans.

Posted: 8/13/2007 10:32:10 AM EDT

[#21]

my answer is really too long for the limit here.

I started one but realized it was futile.

there are PROFOUND differences.

Posted: 8/13/2007 10:33:41 AM EDT

[#22]

.38??!?!??!?!?

Posted: 8/13/2007 12:25:15 PM EDT

[#23]

West coast liberals also get uglier as they get older, then they demonstrate naked.
Just check out zombietime.com to see pictures, but not before meals.

Posted: 8/13/2007 12:27:44 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
...tan lines...

Beat me to it.

Posted: 8/13/2007 12:27:56 PM EDT

[#25]

East coast liberals hang out at yogurt places.

West coast liberals hang out at yoga places

Posted: 8/13/2007 12:29:52 PM EDT

[#26]

Practical differenc between E and W coast libtards: 2,800 miles.

Posted: 8/13/2007 1:18:44 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
They both think there better than you if you think differently then them; but as far as I can West Coast libtard’s think that you are morally inferior, while East Coast lib’s say you are intellectually inferior to them. And I think there’s something like how they ware there pony tails too. Anyone else knows how to identify them? I’m applying for a hippy hunting license and you need to be sure of the breed before you shoot.

-I’m an environmentalist ya know.

Based on your crappy spelling & grammar, I can understand their thinking this way.........

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