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Posted: 10/11/2001 3:18:33 PM EDT
[url]http://news.independent.co.uk/world/asia_china/story.jsp?story=98478[/url]

heh... ya know those MRE's that we're dropping for the fleeing refugees? Yeah... some of them are being dropped in mine fields ::snickers::

Perfect!!!
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 3:29:07 PM EDT
[#1]
If I hear one more goddamned thing about 37,000 packets "not being nearly enough" I am going to PUKE![puke]

Is there a problem with the 37,000 FREE food packets we're giving you?  Oh, I'm sorry, how about we adjust that number to, NONE????  You f*cking tree huggin', whale humpin', draft dodgin' pieces of slimy liberal SH*T!

Sorry...
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 3:29:55 PM EDT
[#2]
no no no... we need to drop more food packets................ in the middle of more mine fields.

teehehehehe  [:)]
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 3:33:30 PM EDT
[#3]
Do you think we could find a way to simultaneously detonate every single land mine in the country?  It'd be like a "clean" nuke...
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 3:42:13 PM EDT
[#4]
Frank.....lets have a picture for this one.........[:D]
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 4:18:45 PM EDT
[#5]
Assamine unmapped mine fields?  We didn't put them there.  The Soviets aren't jumping at cleaning them up.  Whose fault is it?  USSR
Link Posted: 10/12/2001 1:47:39 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
If I hear one more goddamned thing about 37,000 packets "not being nearly enough" I am going to PUKE![puke]

Is there a problem with the 37,000 FREE food packets we're giving you?  Oh, I'm sorry, how about we adjust that number to, NONE????  You f*cking tree huggin', whale humpin', draft dodgin' pieces of slimy liberal SH*T!

Sorry...
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[Insert Rosie joke here]
Link Posted: 10/12/2001 2:12:48 PM EDT
[#7]
My guess is you use the match after the beans and lentils: field expedient entertainment.[:D]
Link Posted: 10/12/2001 2:19:40 PM EDT
[#8]
Did anyone catch the story where they were complaining that the MRE's they are dropping are too rich for Afghan people?  LOL, I HOPE THEY EAT THEM ALL AND THEY ALL GET THE COLLECTIVE SQUIRTS.
Link Posted: 10/12/2001 3:05:15 PM EDT
[#9]
Since the Taliban are supposedly stealing the food packets for their own pathetic asses, woudnt it be a shame if the powdered anthrax found its way into those packets........we could pull the reverse somersault triple lindy double whammy on them.....



Oh but wait, I almost forgot....we are MUCH too civilized for that...

doesnt anybody think that its time for the gloves to come off????

1. First WTC bombing
2. 2 US embassy bombings
3. USS Cole
4. 09-11-01 WTC Bombing
5. Spread of Anthrax throughout the USA
6. Numerous other things that the govt. wont even let us in on.  (ie:Downed Pass. Jets)

Im sure I missed other acts of terror as well.....When do we start fighting dirty like they are?  When do we drop the big one and end this?????  
Link Posted: 10/12/2001 3:12:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/12/2001 3:50:32 PM EDT
[#11]
We should add Exlax to those MRE's [:D]
Can't shoot too well when pooping at the same time.
Link Posted: 10/12/2001 4:07:24 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Maybe the US could post a conveient schedule for when they will be bombing.
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tehe... Now that's funny.




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Where are the Carriers?
Link Posted: 10/14/2001 2:22:10 AM EDT
[#13]
Aww...  You guys JUST DON'T GET IT !!

They are chock full of hidden PORK meat!


[img]www.simpleton.com/img/meat-white.gif[/img]




[img]www.simpleton.com/img/meat-kosher.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 10/14/2001 2:35:01 AM EDT
[#14]
Darn, I thought we where dropping pork rinds.
Link Posted: 10/14/2001 11:30:03 AM EDT
[#15]
LOL Brought to mind something Sam Kenison once said:
"America's new secret weapon: FOOD!"

I believe he said this in response to reports that Kurds were being killed by falling relief boxes around the time of the Gulf War.  ROFL.
Link Posted: 10/14/2001 12:21:03 PM EDT
[#16]
I here that the UK is going to send some of there GOOD BEEF! hahahahaha
Link Posted: 10/14/2001 2:27:06 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
LOL Brought to mind something Sam Kenison once said:
"America's new secret weapon: FOOD!"

I believe he said this in response to reports that Kurds were being killed by falling relief boxes around the time of the Gulf War.  ROFL.
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Too damn funny, serves em right.
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