Someone sent this to me today. I love the concept! [spank]

With all of this talk of impending war, many of us will encounter
"Peace Activists" who will try to convince us that we must refrain from
retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on September 11,
2001. These activists may be alone or in a gathering. Most of us do not
know how to react to them. When you come upon one of these people, or
one of their rallies, here are the proper rules of etiquette:

1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike up a
conversation if necessary and look very interested in their ideas. They
will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people
who did this to us; we will only bring on more violence. They will
probably use many arguments, ranging from political to religious to
humanitarian.

2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them in
the nose.

3. When the person gets up off the ground, they will be very angry and
they may try to hit you so be careful.

4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings
about more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter. Tell
them if they are committed to a nonviolent approach to undeserved
attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution. Tell
them they must lead by example if they really believe what they are
saying.

5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are
correct.

6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them
much harder. Square in the nose.

7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained and the
idiot realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making. There is no
difference in an individual attacking an unsuspecting victim or a group
of terrorists attacking a nation of people. It is unacceptable and must
be dealt with, perhaps at a high cost. We owe our military a huge debt
for what they are about to do for our children and us. We must support
them and our leaders at times like these. We have no choice. We either
strike back, VERY HARD, or we will keep being hit in the nose.

Yup, that had been posted several times here.  I'm going to buy the biggest aluminum bat i can find.  If any terrorists retaliation attack happens in LA, I'm going to beat those people senseless.  Do you want to know what they're chanting?  "we don't want your racist war."  

The only thing those dickheads will understand is a swift kick to the head.


PEACE THAT MOTHERFUCKER!

Sorry, got a little crazy there.