SHTF porno stash...what would you take along??

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - SHTF porno stash...what would you take along??

Posted: 10/9/2001 7:32:52 PM EDT

There's a radio program called 'desert island disks'. They ask a guest to choose X number of albums to take if they were stranded on a desert island.

Here's a slightly different angle...TSHTF and you can only take 5 items of porn with you - either dvd's, vhs, magazines, etc - but only 5 total. What would you bring along???

Posted: 10/9/2001 7:39:14 PM EDT

[#1]

If TSHTF I don't think there will be any electricity so DVD and VHS is out of the question.

Posted: 10/9/2001 7:40:51 PM EDT

[#2]

The Sears catalog....doubles as a stimulant and toilet paper. One must always be prepared.

Posted: 10/9/2001 7:43:29 PM EDT

[#3]

I first heard of that Desert Island Disks program after reading Hawkings "Black Holes and Baby Universes"- He did an interview there-

Anyway

1) Pre-Ban Traci Lords. Yeah- she was 15. But if you ask me, 15 should be legal.

2) Rookie porn. It's all about the ametuers, baby. All about the rookies.

3) Interracial porn. Nothing more gratifying than watching a confused little 18 year old blonde girl take a 14" hershey pole.

4) Fat Girl porn. I just don't know what it is. Maybe it's the fact that they compensate for being fat by doing [i]absolutley anything[/i]

5) Asian porn. But not the classy "Japaneese" garbage. The really good, nasty Thai "me-love-you-long-time-Mr-America-me-fucky-sucky-5-dollars-" import stuff...

Posted: 10/9/2001 7:43:53 PM EDT

[#4]

Who's gonna need porn? In the event of the SHTF, the "propagate the specie" instinct is going to kick in and you'll have all the real sex with real women that you can handle.

Posted: 10/9/2001 7:45:59 PM EDT

[#5]

Okay, forget the 'no electricity' factor. Imagine you have a tv/dvd/vcr combo that runs on a cranking device like those radios. That levels the playing field between all types.

Posted: 10/9/2001 7:50:42 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Okay, forget the 'no electricity' factor. Imagine you have a tv/dvd/vcr combo that runs on a cranking device like those radios. That levels the playing field between all types.

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I dunno...cranking that puppy for power, working the remote control for pause effect and doing the thing my mom warned me about...all at the same time? I aint that coordinated. I'll stick with my handy dandy catalog.

Posted: 10/9/2001 7:50:58 PM EDT

[#7]

I hope the crank only needs one hand [:)]

but if the SHTF, I'm going looking for hotties
"come on honey, we could [b][i]die[/i][/b] tomorrow, so lets live a little tonight"
[;)]

Quoted:
Okay, forget the 'no electricity' factor. Imagine you have a tv/dvd/vcr combo that runs on a cranking device like those radios. That levels the playing field between all types.

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Posted: 10/9/2001 7:55:49 PM EDT

[#8]

The cranking mechanism powers radios for about 30 minutes or so - constant "cranking" is not necessary to keep the tv running.

Posted: 10/9/2001 8:04:40 PM EDT

[#9]

Damn Sharky you beat me to the punch ... no pun intended. I may have to change my bug-out plan now. I will have to leave one of my ARs and several 1000 rounds of ammo behind so I can take my porn.

Posted: 10/9/2001 8:07:45 PM EDT

[#10]

Five porn things: Traci Lords, Christy Canyon, Vanessa Chase, Leanna Foxx, and Janine. I rather have the real thing than the copies of them.

Posted: 10/9/2001 8:08:55 PM EDT

[#11]

You mean I shouldn't have my preban traci tapes in my bug out bag already?

Posted: 10/9/2001 8:19:45 PM EDT

[#12]

think my wood crate aka "my box o porn" will fit in a large alice pack [:)]

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Damn Sharky you beat me to the punch ... no pun intended. I may have to change my bug-out plan now. I will have to leave one of my ARs and several 1000 rounds of ammo behind so I can take my porn.

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Posted: 10/9/2001 8:23:08 PM EDT

[#13]

At least, nobody have mentioned about bringing along the love dolls, yet.

Posted: 10/9/2001 8:31:12 PM EDT

[#14]

As long as ya got your SHTF "buddy" with ya, you wont need porn!!

[puke][puke][puke][puke][puke][puke][puke][puke]

Posted: 10/9/2001 8:45:01 PM EDT

[#15]

Don't forget the bean dip and the vap-o-rub!

Posted: 10/9/2001 8:47:23 PM EDT

[#16]

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Don't forget the bean dip and the vap-o-rub!

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No, nevermind. I'm not gonna ask. I don't wanna know. [:D]

Posted: 10/9/2001 9:06:34 PM EDT

[#17]

a giant size tube of lube

and a stack of asian porn mags and some Hentai [:D]

Posted: 10/10/2001 10:44:49 AM EDT

[#18]

Perhaps, instead of shtf porno (or that new rifle), you should consider one of these...
[url]http://www.realdoll.com/[/url]

Posted: 10/10/2001 10:57:06 AM EDT

[#19]

What about the underage midget porn? Gotta love that illegal and disgusting stuff [}:D]
Ice

Posted: 10/10/2001 12:02:14 PM EDT

[#20]

Pics of Lordtrader's sister.

GunLvr

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