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Posted: 10/8/2001 10:49:22 PM EDT
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DUDE. What about the top of the f'ing toilet tank. It collects there, too.
And why the hell is the shower draining so damned slowly?? C6 |
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Posted: 10/8/2001 10:52:27 PM EDT
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And what's up with the damned "spring meadow" scented kleenex. Soon as your sinuses are empty enough to breath and smell, BAM! Almost as bad as women using that dryer sheet scent to mark their territory.
[:D] edited becuz i no spel gude. |
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Posted: 10/8/2001 10:54:51 PM EDT
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Quoted: DUDE. What about the top of the f'ing toilet tank. It collects there, too. And why the hell is the shower draining so damned slowly?? C6 Krikies! Too right! Forgot about that mess... Aviator [img]www.milpubs.com/aviator.gif[/img] |
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Posted: 10/8/2001 11:22:18 PM EDT
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Today I had to dig some change out of the "make-up drawer". It was covered in pink goo. The goo was made from blush and the moisture from the shower. NASTY
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Posted: 10/8/2001 11:26:11 PM EDT
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Oh yeah? How about putting short items on the shelf in the refrigerator meant to store tall items like milk? Damnit! Every time I want to put a bottle of wine or some beer in the damn thing I have to move the butter, jelly, meat, etc.
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Posted: 10/8/2001 11:26:16 PM EDT
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I would gladly accept all of that stuff if it meant I had a nice womenz.
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Posted: 10/8/2001 11:27:01 PM EDT
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Yup, damn near the nastiest pets you can keep around.[:D]
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Posted: 10/8/2001 11:48:12 PM EDT
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I got pushed out of the refrigerator in the kitchen so I solved that problem right quick. I keep my beer and stuff in a refrigerator in the garage.
Can't live with 'em... can't live without 'em. [:D] |
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Posted: 10/9/2001 12:40:09 AM EDT
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You haven’t seen a stickier bathroom counter top till you have seen mine. My girlfriend goes through one of those industrial size hairspray cans the professionals use about once a month.
HOLY SHIT, the ONLY thing that is mine on the counter top is a bottle of cologne. I have to use all my strength to pry it off when I want to use it. As for cabinet space, FORGET ABOUT IT. I have one little drawer to put my stuff in. If this is any indication as to how it will be if (but I'm sure much worse after) I get married I don't think I can handle it. |
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Posted: 10/9/2001 5:38:06 AM EDT
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You guys think you gotproblems???My 19 year old niece moved in with us for awhile. Now there is 2 women in my house,yucks.....scented tp,hairspray(3 cans) 7 different bar soaps...NO FUCKING PROBLEM!!!! The dog and I moved to the garage....ordered some gun parts and am having fun!!!!!!
WE WILL SURVIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Posted: 10/9/2001 5:45:17 AM EDT
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You gotta expect all that stuff, but when I finally figured out what the residue was on the driver side door of my 4x4,,, I was ready to scalp a girlfriend. She sure as hell ain't driving it anymore...
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Posted: 10/9/2001 5:53:41 AM EDT
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Two words, Gentlemen:
SEPARATE BATHROOMS Can't wait 'til wifey and I move outta 1X1 apartment and buy a place where I don't have to kick her out so I can poop uninterrupted. |
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Posted: 10/9/2001 6:21:00 AM EDT
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You haven't seen nothing until you've seen the mess a 16 year old girl can make in the sink when changing the color of her hair. You know those bright colors that are popular with the teens....red, pink, blue green etc. Have any of you been in those scary stores in the mall that sells this stuff along with the clothes. The store with the bars on the front and the sales people with pierced body parts that shouldn't be pierced???
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Posted: 10/9/2001 6:32:28 AM EDT
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Quoted: You haven't seen nothing until you've seen the mess a 16 year old girl can make in the sink when changing the color of her hair. You know those bright colors that are popular with the teens....red, pink, blue green etc. Have any of you been in those scary stores in the mall that sells this stuff along with the clothes. The store with the bars on the front and the sales people with pierced body parts that shouldn't be pierced??? Spencers? [:D] I think they sell the hair dye right between the sexual x-rated greeting cards and the black lights. No kidding. |
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Posted: 10/9/2001 9:44:00 AM EDT
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What's this crap about hairspray and hair all over the sink? Women don't hold a candle to you men! What about all the beard trimmings, your hairspray overflow, toothpaste in the sink... on the sink... on the vanity mirror - by the way, how do you get it up on the mirror? Maybe I don't want to know. AND the toilet. You men should learn to sit during ALL proceedures! So, don't complain about women in the bathroom!
Stonghorn's WIFE |
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Posted: 10/9/2001 9:45:24 AM EDT
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SORRY GUYS, BUT THE WIFE WANTED A CHANCE TO VENT!!
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Posted: 10/9/2001 9:47:24 AM EDT
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Quoted: You haven't seen nothing until you've seen the mess a 16 year old girl can make in the sink when changing the color of her hair The 16 year old in my house was told: "No piercings, no hair dye". Sometimes being a single dad has it's benefits. |
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Posted: 10/9/2001 9:49:02 AM EDT
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Quoted: Two words, Gentlemen: SEPARATE BATHROOMS Can't wait 'til wifey and I move outta 1X1 apartment and buy a place where I don't have to kick her out so I can poop uninterrupted. Get revenge- poop while she is showering to proactively counter the hairspray stench... |
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Posted: 10/9/2001 9:49:32 AM EDT
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Quoted: 7 different bar soaps... And why is it that, when you accidentally grab one of them when your eyes are closed, those foofy soaps just don't EVER seem to rinse off?? WTF? heheheh C6 P.S. I [b]always[/b] rinse my shavings out of the sink. [:)] |
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Posted: 10/9/2001 9:50:47 AM EDT
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...And flush just before running like hell to do morning PT (keeps one gone until she's out of the AO)
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Posted: 10/9/2001 9:51:15 AM EDT
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Quoted: SORRY GUYS, BUT THE WIFE WANTED A CHANCE TO VENT!! Whoooooooop....tssshhhhhhh!!! <---sound of whip cracking |
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Posted: 10/9/2001 10:48:29 AM EDT
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Quoted: What's this crap about hairspray and hair all over the sink? Women don't hold a candle to you men! What about all the beard trimmings, your hairspray overflow, toothpaste in the sink... on the sink... on the vanity mirror - by the way, how do you get it up on the mirror? Maybe I don't want to know. AND the toilet. You men should learn to sit during ALL proceedures! So, don't complain about women in the bathroom! Stonghorn's WIFE I've got wifey [b]AND[/b] three teenage daughters. I'm the one that cleans [b]their[/b] toothpaste off the mirror. And all the other crap the guys above are talking about. They also splash more around the john than I ever thought about. How's [b]that[/b] happen? Women need to learn how to work toilet seat lids. It's not that difficult. I can do it & I'm stooopid, just ask one of my daughters. Besides, the dog (and cats) have to drink frome somewhere. |
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Posted: 10/9/2001 1:04:53 PM EDT
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btt because I'm rotflmao
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Posted: 10/9/2001 1:07:51 PM EDT
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Quoted: I gotta shave there ya know?!? Aviator [img]www.milpubs.com/aviator.gif[/img] Here's a hint...shave in the shower! That's what I do to avoid all the mess. |
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Posted: 10/9/2001 1:10:45 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: 7 different bar soaps... And why is it that, when you accidentally grab one of them when your eyes are closed, those foofy soaps just don't EVER seem to rinse off?? WTF? heheheh C6 P.S. I [b]always[/b] rinse my shavings out of the sink. [:)] YEP!!! Also, always wondering what the hell that grey stuff with chunks in it that is splattered all over the shower is-OH, the Apricot Facial Scrub (with crushed walnut shells) exfoliant explosion again, as 10 bottles of different hair products (each containing about 1 FL ml) bounce around while fighting the hordes of loufas trying to get to the washcloth and razor... |
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Posted: 10/9/2001 1:22:12 PM EDT
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We put up with the hairspray smell, they put up with the Hoppe's smell.
We put up with grey gunk in the bathtub from their facial spackle, they put up with black powder residue in the sink. We put up with hair dye in the sink, they put up with gun oil and finishes, esp. BLO- phew! We put up with crud on the mirrors, they put up with crud on gun rags. If you are married, there are just some things you have to put up with. If you don't want to put up with it, don't get married, don't let girlfriends stay overnight, get divorced, don't have females in the house, period. I'm sure they'd say the same about us. |
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Posted: 10/9/2001 1:28:50 PM EDT
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Quoted: We put up with the hairspray smell, they put up with the Hoppe's smell. We put up with grey gunk in the bathtub from their facial spackle, they put up with black powder residue in the sink. We put up with hair dye in the sink, they put up with gun oil and finishes, esp. BLO- phew! We put up with crud on the mirrors, they put up with crud on gun rags. If you are married, there are just some things you have to put up with. If you don't want to put up with it, don't get married, don't let girlfriends stay overnight, get divorced, don't have females in the house, period. I'm sure they'd say the same about us. You are very right (though all of the gun stuff happens in the shop area)- marriage is all compromise, and remember NEVER got to bed mad at each other. My wife is my best friend, and I trust my life with her. If you can't imagine life without her, DON'T GET MARRIED TO HER! Don Out |
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Posted: 10/9/2001 1:29:45 PM EDT
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you forgot the edible panties, and the genital shaped soap [:)]
Quoted: Spencers? [:D] I think they sell the hair dye right between the sexual x-rated greeting cards and the black lights. No kidding. |
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Posted: 10/9/2001 5:30:15 PM EDT
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Just got done cleaning the toilet tank.. Thanks Coversix....
Aviator [img]www.milpubs.com/aviator.gif[/img] |
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Posted: 10/10/2001 9:25:42 AM EDT
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Quoted: I've got wifey [b]AND[/b] three teenage daughters. I'm the one that cleans [b]their[/b] toothpaste off the mirror. And all the other crap the guys above are talking about. They also splash more around the john than I ever thought about. How's [b]that[/b] happen? Women need to learn how to work toilet seat lids. It's not that difficult. I can do it & I'm stooopid, just ask one of my daughters. Besides, the dog (and cats) have to drink frome somewhere. Me too Norm. Even our Sheltie collie, the cat and the damned guinea pig are females.... And why is it so damned hard to put the new roll of toilet paper on the holder? They don't even put it on top of the tank, for pete's sake. If I had an area on my person that was prone to growing mushrooms or other fungi - the last place I'd want the TP would be on the floor beside the stool!!!! F'in Gross!!!! |
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