Send in the Democrats:

"If we are to pull off an invasion into Afghanistan that will have a lasting
impact, we may need to use some special forces from President Clinton's era.
I suggest we first send in Janet Reno and her ATF tanks to blast through the
terrorists' training camp walls and burn down their bunkers. Al Gore would
then step in and stop all oil drilling, industrialization and economic
growth with radical environmental policies, and establish supreme rights for
all animals and plants.

"Clinton would wrap up this invasion by dismantling the family structure
through immorality and deceit, while ensuring all remaining defense secrets
are sold to other countries.  Should any of the above missions fail,
California's Gov. Gray Davis would be deployed to destroy their energy
supplies, create massive power outages, and deplete the treasury."

- GOPN&V reader Lynda Rose McMahan

from GOP News and Views