>Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking
>together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
>
>"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says
>the Genie.
>
>The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
>also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a
>blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made
>fertile for farming.
>
>Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
>Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our
>precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there
>was a huge wall around  Afghanistan.
>
>"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please
>tell me more about this wall."
>
>The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick
>and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or
>out---virtually impenetrable."
>
>"Uncle Sam" says, "Fill it with water."

I don't like it. [;D] just kidding. [:D] That's funny

Ha Ha![smoke]

Water, my arse! Fill it with bacon grease!

Awesome!