I got road raged about 2 months ago, without going into details the douche ended up blocking my way, couldn't go forward or back. As I tried to inch forward (douche didn't get out of his car) I gently bumped his bumper unintentionally.
I was in the process of calling 911 with 1 hand and making other preparations (opening a bottle of cock sauce) with the other. Douche settled down after he was unintentionally bumped, got out of his car, and saw my larger manful size and demeanor ( he was a well grecian formulaed 50s fat fuck).
Po Po comes and give me a ticket for following to close.
I asked him what dispatch told him and he said I don't know but I didn't see nuthin and I have to write something to close the call and you bumped him.
Went to court. DISMISSED.
Fuck you fucker.