Gotta tell this story
Cleaning out my great aunts house after she died, we found an old 8mm movie projector.
Hey cool, I thought. Maybe I can get it working. So I took the musty box and the cans of unlabeled film to my basement and get to work.
I get it generally working, it's ancient, and runs retarded, but I got it running. So, lets pop on this reel. I have no idea what it is.
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Wait for it
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It was an old-timey 'striptease' of this chick wearing a flamenco dancer dress. She did this really silly dance then just kinda dumped her clothes on the ground. Not exciting at all, my face as like this
the whole time. She was sporting some mad cankles.
To think of the sort of porn out there today, and compare it what people got their rocks off to years back.