Gotta love the ATF!

Posted: 10/7/2001 3:24:22 PM EDT

[url]http://www.atf.treas.gov/kids/faq.htm#faq1[/url]

Remember kids, narc on your buddies who are getting A's in science!

Posted: 10/7/2001 3:45:45 PM EDT

[#1]

We must root out those evil moonshiners, and collect the government tax. It is for the national good.

Posted: 10/7/2001 3:52:22 PM EDT

[#2]

on the atf kid's page no less WTF!!

this is why you can't trust the gov't.
atf sucks.

Posted: 10/7/2001 3:55:02 PM EDT

[#3]

back now, had to go register that url with my site blocking software.

i did it 'for the children'

Posted: 10/7/2001 3:56:32 PM EDT

[#4]

Yes, visit them at their office and you will be arrested and sent to Afghanistan. You will then need to learn how to grow "Poppies".

Posted: 10/7/2001 4:04:51 PM EDT

[#5]

There goes my science project.

Posted: 10/7/2001 4:17:18 PM EDT

[#6]

How cute...Comic Sans.

I used to put food scraps in my gas tank with the hopes of it fermenting into alcohol.

Posted: 10/7/2001 4:26:45 PM EDT

[#7]

Last I remember you were allowed to produce 500 gallons for personal use without paying any tax."Wine is the gift of God that makes men merry"! Put a sin tax on that.

Posted: 10/7/2001 4:31:21 PM EDT

[#8]

That's so.......awful.

Posted: 10/7/2001 4:32:25 PM EDT

[#9]

Do a lot of the Socialist Republican children read the ATF's "Kids Page"? Cop in a black mask starts in grade school now!

Posted: 10/7/2001 4:34:37 PM EDT

[#10]

grimshaw - we call that the "home brewer's LOOPHOLE." Thousands of people are killed every year by unlicensed and unregistered spirits. We here at YCI (yeast control incorporated - named after our illustrious leader Sarah "I smell like bread" Brady) demand our representatives close this deadly loophole. It's for the children, after all....

Black Fox

Posted: 10/7/2001 4:49:54 PM EDT

[#11]

Why do all these bureaus think they need kids pages anyway?

I'll post this if I can find it.. At some point the CDC was trying to get a trading card thing going. [>:/]

The card for Anthrax was great.. Nothing better for a kid's trading card than a disease mutilated face. [:X*]

Posted: 10/7/2001 5:47:10 PM EDT

[#12]

Hey, Kids!

Q. Have you heard about the science fair project or school project where a student:

Builds an AR15 using an 80% AR15 lower,
buys a reloading press and
target shoots his AR15 using homemade rounds?

Posted: 10/7/2001 6:20:40 PM EDT

[#13]

Hey kids,

Have you ever heard of the student who buys a home brewing kit to experiment with the ability to:

~make beer instead of using a fake ID to attempt to purchase it legally

~make beer that has increased alcohol content over that of regular store bought brew

~test the strange and mysterious powers of your home created nectar

The BATF wants you to know that this is A-OKAY! but just DO NOT MAKE A HOME DESTILLERY TO PRODUCE ALCOHOL! We don't want you going blind on moonshine or blowing your house up with your dangerous rickety stil but getting sick on home brew is just fine by us, barring that little thing called the "law" concerning under aged drinking.

Posted: 10/7/2001 6:42:14 PM EDT

[#14]

I thought that was a joke web page like the "Homey nite sights" or the "Kitten-in-a-jar"

No such luck. Just as sick, but its real!

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