Sorry if this was already posted:

>   AFGHAN TV GUIDE
>
>   MONDAYS:
>   8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
>   8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
>   9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
>   9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
>   10:00 - "Allah McBeal"
>
>   TUESDAYS:
>   8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
>   8:30 - "The Price is Right If Usama Says Its Right"
>   9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
>   9:30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
>   10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"
>
>   WEDNESDAYS:
>   8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
>   8:30 - "When Northern Alliance Attack"
>   9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
>   9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
>   10:00 - "Veilwatch"
>
>   THURSDAYS:
>   8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
>   8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
>   9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
>
>   9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
>   10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"
>
>   FRIDAYS:
>   8:00 - "Judge Laden"
>   8:30 - "Funniest Super 8 Home Movies"
>   9:00 - "Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say the Darndest Things"
>   9:30 - "Achmeds Creek"
>   10:00 - "No-witness News"

Hey you forgot about cable channels and repeats>

Jihad! (1980's version of Combat)
Sally Jessy Infidel
This Old Tent (Home improvement show)
Temptation Mountain top (tonights episode, Mustafa is torn between the goat and the sheep)
Who Wants to be a Martyr.
Family Jihad
Mohamed: Afgani Ranger
Kabul Hills-762x39

LOL! yeah.