This one's making the rounds:
What to do if you happen upon a peace rally by stupid naive
hemp-shirt-wearing college idiots, to teach them why force is
sometimes needed:
1) Approach dumb rich ignorant student talking about "peace"
and saying there should be, "no retaliation."
2) Engage in brief conversation, ask if military force is
appropriate.
3) When he says "No," ask, "Why not?"
4) Wait until he says something to the effect of, "Because that
would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful
and we should not cause more violence."
5) When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard
as you can.
6) When he gets back up to up to punch you, point out that it
would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you,
because that would, "be awful and he should not cause more
violence."
7) Wait until he agrees that he has pledged not to commit
additional violence.
8) Punch him in the face again, harder this time.
Repeat steps 5 through 8 until they understand that
sometimes it is necessary to punch back.
Sorry if you've seen this before.