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Posted: 4/22/2007 7:06:16 AM EDT
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Sorry I have to do this but it's for the good of mankind......................
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Posted: 4/22/2007 7:09:17 AM EDT
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I would get her up on her soapbox going on about guns and then start shooting her down with logic and facts until she melted down and started babbling and getting all red in the face.
Hopefully she would bust a blood vessel and die on National TV. |
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Posted: 4/22/2007 7:11:37 AM EDT
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I would say this with a straight face...
Rosie, Please go find a cliff somewhere... Do it for the children... Think of them... Please will ya... |
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Posted: 4/22/2007 7:13:16 AM EDT
[#4]
Yup.
Be calm, site verifiable FACTS to destroy each of her bullshit "feelings". The more calm, rational and reasoned you are, the more shrill, irrational and violent people like her become. Taken far enough she'd end up having a aneurysm on the spot or get up and physically attack you. We win. She finally drops all pretenses and people can see her for the snorting pig she really is in a totally undeniable way. 
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Posted: 4/22/2007 7:15:16 AM EDT
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RA: "Rosanne! I love your show! What was it like to work with John Goodman! That show isss soooo funny!!!"
fatbitch: "Im not Rosanne, I am Rosie, I am FAMOUS!" RA: "Never heard of you" fatbitch: "But I am so sensational!" RA: "Look whoever you are, I gotta go, I was excited to meet a star not some nobody" |
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Posted: 4/22/2007 7:18:30 AM EDT
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I'd ask her what she thinks of the "Pink Pistols", and if she cares what they think of her.
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Posted: 4/22/2007 7:19:01 AM EDT
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I wouldn't piss on Rosie if she was on fire and it was the only way to put it out............
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Posted: 4/22/2007 7:20:10 AM EDT
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They already do...but they just can't bring themselves to pick up that remote and...  t |
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Posted: 4/22/2007 7:20:54 AM EDT
[#9]
I'd hit her across the face with a garden shovel.
THWACK! |
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Posted: 4/22/2007 7:21:12 AM EDT
[#10]
Ask her to sit on my face
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Posted: 4/22/2007 7:25:51 AM EDT
[#11]
F-off you fat lesbian pig.
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Posted: 4/22/2007 7:26:47 AM EDT
[#12]
You don't roll around with a pig like that and come out smelling like anything but shi'ite.
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Posted: 4/22/2007 7:27:29 AM EDT
[#13]
"Wow, you are even fatter in real life"
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Posted: 4/22/2007 7:27:35 AM EDT
[#14]
Winner. 
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Posted: 4/22/2007 7:28:56 AM EDT
[#15]
Sad thing is Rosie gives a bad name to fat people and lesbians.
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Posted: 4/22/2007 7:54:55 AM EDT
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There is NO FUCKING WAY you could get me to go on "the view"
Too great of a chance of catching "teh gay" |
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Posted: 4/22/2007 7:56:37 AM EDT
[#17]
The CoC prevents me from indulging such information.
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Posted: 4/22/2007 7:57:59 AM EDT
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Wow, now there's a mental image I didn't need. I think I'll go drink some drano now.
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Posted: 4/22/2007 8:02:40 AM EDT
[#19]
 
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Posted: 4/22/2007 8:02:44 AM EDT
[#20]
Hey rosie, shut'yer
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Posted: 4/22/2007 8:06:49 AM EDT
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<Dr. Phil ON/> "When did you discover that you have a problem with lesbians?" t |
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Posted: 4/22/2007 8:10:30 AM EDT
[#22]
"HOW YOU LIKE THIS BITCH!??! HOW YOU LIKE THIS YOU FAT DYKE WHORE!?!?!?!?!?!?"
as I was kicking her in the face and gut. I'm probably not our best representative. |
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Posted: 4/22/2007 8:12:14 AM EDT
[#23]
Ching chong,Ching chong,Ching chong,Ching chong
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Posted: 4/22/2007 8:18:59 AM EDT
[#24]
You would never be able to get a word in with that loudmouth
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Posted: 4/22/2007 8:21:54 AM EDT
[#25]
I would probably completely ignore Rosie and spend all my time flirting with the blonde chick..
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Posted: 4/22/2007 8:22:45 AM EDT
[#26]
Jeff Goldblum said it best in Death Wish
"Cunts! I KILL RICH CUNTS! Goddamn rich cunt!" |
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Posted: 4/22/2007 8:28:02 AM EDT
[#27]
"Are you out of your fucking mind?"
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Posted: 4/22/2007 8:33:43 AM EDT
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You'd have to be pretty bad-assed to get a word in over that shrilling, yelling, loud mouthed cow. Her idea of a debate is for her to talk louder and louder until she blots out everything else. Her ass can block the sun, and her big mouth can block all sound.
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Posted: 4/22/2007 8:36:06 AM EDT
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The trick would be to seem as sincere as possible when you first meet her, very enthusiatic and all, then when you find out she is not Rosanne look REALLY bumed and just like hang your head and leave.
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Posted: 4/22/2007 8:40:13 AM EDT
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Sort of like a Black Hole...where all matter and thoughts of common sense just disappears huh? t |
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Posted: 4/22/2007 8:43:53 AM EDT
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I'd probably wait until she opened her fat mouth and then empty a can of fox OC into it and then tase her, all the while screaming about a cajun pig roast....But I'm probably not the best rep either...
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Posted: 4/22/2007 8:47:53 AM EDT
[#32]
EXACTLY- Elizabeth Hasslebeck  I would get Rosie O'Fat in a muay thai clinch, and cave her face in with my knee |
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