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Posted: 4/20/2007 6:56:16 AM EDT
[#1]
A Plunger
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Posted: 4/20/2007 6:59:27 AM EDT
[#2]
fuggin' STOGIE
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:00:26 AM EDT
[#3]
emery cloth
grindstone computer (non-Mac) quality Scotch |
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:01:14 AM EDT
[#4]
sledge hammer
Knife |
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:01:28 AM EDT
[#5]
A woman in your life.
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:02:57 AM EDT
[#6]
A hydrant wrench...a hose spanner, a sharp knife. That's all a Manly Man needs
 Oh, and a full SCBA bottle |
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:03:13 AM EDT
[#7]
bourbon
m1 garand flannel shirt 3 day beard a rwd 4x4 capable vehicle |
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:04:49 AM EDT
[#8]
overrated +2 on the plunger |
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:04:58 AM EDT
[#9]
A man doesn't need porn (unless he's not able to get to his woman).
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:05:00 AM EDT
[#10]
A rifle chambered in the single greatest round known to man: the venerable .30-06.
My choice is the M1 Garand. PS You must also possess a penis and testicles. Preferably your own. |
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:05:32 AM EDT
[#11]
Pocketknife/knives
Band-Aids for resulting cuts |
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:07:37 AM EDT
[#12]
So, you're saying you use the plunger in place of the woman? 
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:10:03 AM EDT
[#13]
Pickup truck
fixed blade knife that is NOT kept in the kitchen |
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:10:40 AM EDT
[#14]
...a penis...
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:11:03 AM EDT
[#15]
Good scars, and the stories to go with them.
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:12:35 AM EDT
[#16]
Every man needs
1. A beltfed 2. Pickup 3. ATV |
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:14:35 AM EDT
[#17]
His OWN opinion
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:15:05 AM EDT
[#18]
What?! No man purse?!
Oakleys or Wile-Xs (good shooting glasses) Vice Grips Multitool |
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:15:26 AM EDT
[#19]
My additions:
Flares - Because they are so fucking cool. Extra points if you steal them from a cop's trunk. Tap Beer, in your house. Beer glasses, not plastic cups. Air tools. Impact wrench, ratchet, sander/grinder and a nail gun. Generator. |
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:16:01 AM EDT
[#20]
 Dude, real men use duct tape. Some of the guys in the shop use the 3M hi-tack masking tape. |
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:16:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:18:29 AM EDT
[#22]
A Pre-Ban High Flow toilet. |
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:19:18 AM EDT
[#23]
Well I use band-aids. And I'm not turning in my man card.
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:20:07 AM EDT
[#24]
+1. Manly shits require a preban.
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:21:57 AM EDT
[#25]
Fixed. 
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:22:00 AM EDT
[#26]
According to the OP's guidelines, I'm 8/15th manly man.
(I would drop the Motor Trend and say Girly magazines in the Crapper, that your wife doesn't say shit about!)...that would bump me up a notch. roy d...hey, that's better than 50%
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:22:26 AM EDT
[#27]
4x4
Chain (tow strap)(s) tools(the bigger the better) speargun(s) BBQ grill welder tac light Ka-Bar fuses power tools Old BDUs Invisiblesoul |
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:23:43 AM EDT
[#28]
That's a good one
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:25:30 AM EDT
[#29]
A real man's wife renews her forgetful husband's Playboy subscription. 
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:28:37 AM EDT
[#30]
If you have a woman, you need to make sure that woman doesn't have your balls in a jar that SHE keeps in a drawer that she occasionally lets you look at...Be a MAN.
If you are a man you must have: a hobby that involves the outdoors: shooting, hunting, fishing, etc. Model Trains does not meet this criteria by itself. only exception is if you are quadrapeligic, then you should at least volunteer to be 3rd base or an out of bounds marker for the local kids. You need at the very least one firearm that you are very confident with, and that has at the very least 100 rounds of ammo for on hand at any given time. More firearms is not necessarily better if you are teh suck with them. "I dont fear the man that has 10,000 rifles that he has shot once, I fear the man with one rifle that he has shot 10,000 times" You need to know how to take a punch and how to punch back. To many "men" ascribe to the no violence under any circumstances pussified BS You need to know that it is ok to let a few people into your heart. You should love someone that loves you. It doesn't make you a wussie to love someone, a daugther or son, father or mother, wife or girlfriend. You need to be on good terms with your maker. This is important if all else fails. You have to be willing to stand up for something; your family, your rights, or just a cause like raising money for cancer or something. Do something besides go to work, watch TV, go online, and go shopping. Their are more, but life beckons. |
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:29:21 AM EDT
[#31]
Horse
welder M1A Mauser +++++100000000000000000000000 on the Guinness |
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:30:32 AM EDT
[#32]
ok well in that case can i add a vacuum cleaner as well ??
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:31:43 AM EDT
[#33]
Is it unmanly to use Spiderman and Sponge bob squarepants band aids? (I only ask, because I got this friend....) |
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:31:44 AM EDT
[#34]
A Garand
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:32:42 AM EDT
[#35]
A Hemi.
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:32:48 AM EDT
[#36]
A DREMEL tool!
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:33:10 AM EDT
[#37]
a large mule
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:33:58 AM EDT
[#38]
A real man builds up a 440. Hemi's cost too much. ETA: And a real man knows that the current abortion is NOT a real Hemi.
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:34:56 AM EDT
[#39]
At least one motorcycle
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:35:05 AM EDT
[#40]
If that's all you have because you 1: hurt yourself doing manly things and 2: only have those band-aids because of a manly deed you did with your wife, resulting in children of an age that would appreciate those characters on the band-aids, you are OK. |
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:35:37 AM EDT
[#41]
OH I forgot one: An Arfcom membership.
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:37:43 AM EDT
[#42]
A John Deere hat.
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:38:38 AM EDT
[#43]
Oh, see there is your problem, Playboy isn't porn. It's in the same league as Maxum or FHM... Man list? A .308 rifle battle or bolt. |
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:38:45 AM EDT
[#44]
My list:
35" TV or larger 34 inch waist or larger 33-1/3 records in the man room Less than 32 teeth More than 31 pounds heavier than your wife 30 round magazines 29 inch tires on your 4x4 28 ounce Estwing Hammer 27 hairs in shower stall 26 hairs on the toilet rim 25 rifles stuffed in a 20 rifle safe 24 beers in the fridge 23 beer cans in the trash (one in your hand) 22 caliber rifle for your kid 21 years or older roy d....now I macho cheeze flavored manly man |
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:39:00 AM EDT
[#45]
M44
A real man always has the option to flash fry and skewer his enemy.
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:44:33 AM EDT
[#46]
A melted/cracked/bent internal engine component
A set of good socket wrenches A stud-finder A torque wrench A hydraulic jack A comfortable arm chair A (blackened by use) wet stone An old, well-broken-in baseball glove |
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:46:25 AM EDT
[#47]
A real man would just use his screw driver, swirl it around, and flush it down, haha. Just think, now your 10-in-1 screw driver becomes an 11-in-1. |
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:46:49 AM EDT
[#48]
a sense of humor in the face of adversity.
A digital multimeter. A compass. A log splitting maul. A pee-vee. A pickaxe. A first aid kit (To give aid and comfort to large breasted women with rug burns, of course.) |
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:46:53 AM EDT
[#49]
Tactical Tweezers for plucking your eyebrows.
Beard trimmer to keep the pubes nice and neat. Some boot-cut designer jeans and a casual button-down shirt. Hair gel. Fingernail trimmer and file. Foaming facial cleanser. Moisturizer. That is... if you want to get the ladies on the higher end of the hotness scale. Trick is, you have to dress and groom yourself just SLIGHTLY metro... but still have the manly attitude. You have to do shit like hunt, shoot stuff, blow shit up, know about cars, build stuff with wood, fuck like a pro, and ACT like a man's man. All the "manly" stuff in the world won't replace attitude. If you own guns, duct tape, power tools, and porn it won't help you much if you live in mom's basement and act like a pussy. My daily dress tends to leave me looking similar to this:   |
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Posted: 4/20/2007 7:49:30 AM EDT
[#50]
pool player as well ?
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