Stubbs,
I used to listen to the radio, enthralled as Mario Lemieux skated down on the Rangers, past all opposition and buried the puck in the net.
As for the greatest in hockey, I think that Gretzky still has the claim on the Greatest. A 175lb anorexic who more or less single-handedly brought the NHL out of the goon era. Lemieux had the entire package except for durability. Should've had more Frankie Leroux types around.
As for MJ, I used to hate the guy, since he seemed like and arrogant prick of a sellout. I particularly disliked how Jordan and Pippen went out of their way to humiliate Kukoc in the Olympics. But my dislike of the guy vanished forever the night I saw him pour in 55 points against the Knicks while stricken with the flu. A camera shot of Jordan on the bench showed him collecting himself, semi-comatose with rivers of sweat pouring down his face.
Look, the guy is just good. If he wants to skip rocks across the water at kids in pedal boats, I would just ask him to please cut it out. As a fella who is fast closing in on 30, I wish him ALL SPEED (that he can muster).
Well, I guess Michael Jackson's not too bad. I particularly appreciate the Jackson 5 Christmas Special Album. Then, it's off to hear Slayer play at the Salem armory.