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Posted: 9/25/2001 6:30:35 PM EDT
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Easy...fire a S&W .357 magnum about 4" from your ear, pointed in a safe direction of course[;)]. The noise will scare you so bad you will stop.[;)]
I am kidding of course....so relax and hold your breath until you pass out. sgtar15 |
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Posted: 9/25/2001 6:31:13 PM EDT
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Holding your head under water for 13 minutes works, but save it as a last resort! [shock]
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Posted: 9/25/2001 6:33:09 PM EDT
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Have some one fingernail pinch your ear. sounds dumb but works. [sniper]
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Posted: 9/25/2001 6:35:39 PM EDT
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This should scare the crap out of you...
[img]http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid26/p7b5ac1d2a31f22ac45b20356e6300255/fe37eac5.jpg.orig.jpg[/img] |
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Posted: 9/25/2001 6:37:00 PM EDT
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Quoted: This should scare the crap out of you... Oh no, not the dreaded red X! |
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Posted: 9/25/2001 6:38:32 PM EDT
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My eyes...my eyes....OMG....I'm blind!!!
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Posted: 9/25/2001 6:58:43 PM EDT
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Why is Medusa smiling when in the background there appears to be alot of black smoke???
ColtShorty GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them." |
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Posted: 9/25/2001 6:59:25 PM EDT
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Couple of tricks. hold breath. spoonful of sugar. And my favorite: Take your wedding ring finger and work the the first joint, gently rubbing the bones together. Works better if someone else does it, though. Hard to get the right motion yourself.
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Posted: 9/25/2001 7:02:34 PM EDT
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Go into a small, dark room like a tornado shelter and close the door. Now pop off 3-4 flashbangs at once. This should take care of it!
[grenade] |
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Posted: 9/25/2001 7:05:31 PM EDT
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My wife swears by this one .
Drink upside down . You read me right . Get a drink ( my wife uses water ) , bend way over while standing , put the glass between your mouth and stomach and guzzle it down . Works everytime for her and the kids . I had to see it to believe it . |
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Posted: 9/25/2001 7:06:32 PM EDT
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Lean forward til head even with thighs
Drink 12 oz water upside down or Thorazine 75 mg IM(works in the ER) |
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Posted: 9/25/2001 7:41:56 PM EDT
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Usually I'll hold my breath and choke myself until my face turns red and feels real hot. That works most of the time.
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Posted: 9/25/2001 7:54:58 PM EDT
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THIS WORKS
Close your eyes, relax.....breathe slow ...and try to anticipate when the next one will come..... works every time.. Bulldog Out |
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Posted: 9/25/2001 8:36:19 PM EDT
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I couldn't bring myself to put a pic on here...
...but this ought to work... [url]http://www.uglypeople.com/uglycouples/[/url] |
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Posted: 9/25/2001 9:20:56 PM EDT
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Nice try, BarracudaBob, but feast your eyes on....
[center][size=6][red]THIS![/red][/size=6] [IMG]http://wsphotofews.excite.com/001/p5/Q9/Zs/x684989.jpg[/IMG][/center] |
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Posted: 9/25/2001 10:20:59 PM EDT
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Quoted: My wife swears by this one . Drink upside down . You read me right . Get a drink ( my wife uses water ) , bend way over while standing , put the glass between your mouth and stomach and guzzle it down . Works everytime for her and the kids . Yep, me too! I call it drinking out of the opposite side of the glass. Always works. |
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Posted: 9/25/2001 10:24:38 PM EDT
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Usually I'll hold my breath and choke myself until my face turns red and feels real hot. That works most of the time. I thought that was the technique which increases sexual pleasure while masturbating. |
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Posted: 9/25/2001 10:27:41 PM EDT
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Autoerotic asphyxiation.
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Posted: 9/25/2001 10:29:21 PM EDT
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try a tablespoon of sugar.
[heavy] |
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Posted: 9/25/2001 10:30:33 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Autoerotic asphyxiation. [size=3]Bingo![/size=3] |
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Posted: 9/25/2001 10:38:50 PM EDT
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i was gonna sugest a spoon of peanut butter but G** DAMN THOSE HILARY PICS SHOULD WORK!
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Posted: 9/25/2001 11:00:56 PM EDT
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Have someone punch you REAL HARD in the solar plexis. It will be just like rebooting your lungs.
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Posted: 9/26/2001 6:46:51 AM EDT
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Open wide , say ahhhh, dump tablesppoon of sugar in the back of throat . , Get a little on the furthest rear of tonge also. consume.....should do it .........
Hiccups from beer guzzling ? Carry Phazyme anti-gas pills. You can add at least 15% to your ablitiy to slam pints. I always have them handy. They stop hiccups and work withyou for a few hours... Hold nose and drink as fast as possible. Cold , sweettea. Brewed from a bag.... |
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Posted: 9/26/2001 7:43:03 AM EDT
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Seriously: Take a wedge of lime, and put a couple of drops of Angostura Bitters on it, then bite into it. The dichotomy between the bitter and the sour will stop your hiccups.
Man, was I glad my Grandpa was a bartender, because I used to get hiccups all the time when I was a kid. And, I got to use this trick a lot when I was a young Marine who drank too much. Semper Fi! Ken Little |
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Posted: 9/26/2001 7:47:16 AM EDT
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Quoted: Have someone punch you REAL HARD in the solar plexis. It will be just like rebooting your lungs. Imbroglio - how do you get coffee out of a keyboard? ROTFLMAOPIMP!!!!! |
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Posted: 9/26/2001 8:13:05 AM EDT
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The Process:
I usually have the person sit comfortably in a chair. (Tip: start just after a hiccup.) 1.Tell the person that you are going to cure their hiccups (be positive, it couldn't hurt!) 2.Tell the person that you will be asking them to exhale all the way, receive instructions, then inhale all the way and receive instructions. 3.OK, have the person exhale completely and hold it (don't inhale yet). Have them nod to you to let you know that they have done it (the lung is empty of air). 4.Still without inhaling, have them attempt to push out once any additional air. 5.Now two more attempts. 6.Have the person inhale completely and hold it (don't let out any air yet). Have them nod to you to let you know they are full of air. 7.While they are holding it, have them take a sip of air. 8.Now two more sips. 9.Tell them to exhale normally. 10.Say to them "you're cured!" The whole process should be done without interruption (incuding a hiccup, cough, breath, etc) in about a half minute. I don't know the physiology as to why this works, but it does. Hope this helps you. |
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Posted: 9/26/2001 8:17:20 AM EDT
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Actually, you swallow a teaspoon of sugar, only swallow very hard and they will go away!
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Posted: 9/26/2001 8:34:48 AM EDT
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Quoted: Go into a small, dark room like a tornado shelter and close the door. Now pop off 3-4 flashbangs at once. This should take care of it! [grenade] Next post: I need the name of a good brand of hearing aid |
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