So, I ran out to get a snack in the middle of some paperwork, and I made a huge mistake.

I decided I wanted something sort of crunchy and delicious. I got Mint Oreos. (Apparently the double "stuf" variety. this comes in later)

This is a mistake I have made before and forgotten about. It's not like Doritos (another mistake I make now and then just to remind myself why I hardly ever eat them) because with Doritos, I can usually eat a bowl of them before starting to realize that eating them is no longer fun. I have eaten Oreos before and sort of regretted it. I have never had the Mint kind until now.

These things are so sugary they hurt my teeth, and I enjoy ice cream and pie and things like that. I don't eat cookies or super sugary things very often but it's not like I can't stand sweet stuff either. My teeth hurt and my throat stung from the sugar. At least now I know why 50% of Americans are fatasses and probably 80% are going to have some kind of Diabetes.

GOD DAMNIT. THESE THINGS ARE IN-FUCKING-EDIBLE. There's also the matter of the "double stuf" making it so that there is double the amount of disgustingly sweet tangy chemical-artificial mint flavored goop making them impossible to eat. You know what it's like? Toothpaste. That is the EXACT mint flavor these things have. I've managed to eat maybe six out of a package. The wafers, when twisted away from the side with the goop, are marginally delicious with milk; milk that did NOTHING to make these little mint dingleberries from satans asshole tasty or pleasing.

Why in the hell couldn't I have just gotten tacos?


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I missed seeing that little avatar on here. I was thinking I'd need to go as far as to say something like "I don't think mainstream republicans are where it's at," but apparently things have changed. :O

Strange varieties of common snacks often fool me.  Ever buy a Kit-Kat only to find out you got a New Kit Kat(TM) with caramel in it?  

Same thing with mint oreos.  Unless you are paying close attention, you don't notice the difference in package and buy the wrong stuff.  Damn those marketers.

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Or you buy a candy bar and it's the white chocolate version? Sue 'em.

What about that new butterfinger candy? That caught me by surprise, but at least it didn't hurt my tender teefs.

You're on crack.  The mints are good but the double stuffs prove that there CAN be too much of a good thing.

Quoted: Strange varieties of common snacks often fool me.  Ever buy a Kit-Kat only to find out you got a New Kit Kat(TM) with caramel in it?

BLASPHEMY!!!!  They are putting caramel in Kit-Kats now!

Sure it wasn't moldy oreos instead of the mint ones?

how much are you gonna sue them for?

Quoted: Quoted: I missed seeing that little avatar on here. I was thinking I'd need to go as far as to say something like "I don't think mainstream republicans are where it's at," but apparently things have changed. :O

What's the point of trolling if you're not even going to try to hide that you're trolling?

Pound sand.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I missed seeing that little avatar on here. I was thinking I'd need to go as far as to say something like "I don't think mainstream republicans are where it's at," but apparently things have changed. :O What's the point of trolling if you're not even going to try to hide that you're trolling?

I'm not trolling, I posted a rant about inedible mint oreos.

Real Oreo stuffing is made with beans.

Without beans, it's just sauce.

I'm not going to call troll just yet, but the possibility is strong with this one.

i seeing banning in your future, at least try to funny like ronmann!!!

imagine if he bought the mint oreos at Walmart when they detained him at the door.
oohh! what a lawsuit he could file then!

Your Walmart post was at 11:38 EST, this one at 11:41.  You must type fast.


Edit: nevermind you must save this crap up for a while and post it all at once

Quoted: I'm not going to call troll just yet, but the possibility is strong with this one.

It's a troll, look at all the titles.... they all start with "PROBLEM:"

It's yingtao or his cousin.

Quoted: Quoted: I'm not going to call troll just yet, but the possibility is strong with this one. It's a troll, look at all the titles.... they all start with "PROBLEM:" It's yingtao or his cousin.

I am not a troll. I came here because you guys INVOKED ME.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I'm not going to call troll just yet, but the possibility is strong with this one. It's a troll, look at all the titles.... they all start with "PROBLEM:" It's yingtao or his cousin. I am not a troll. I came here because you guys INVOKED ME.

Zumbo, it that you?

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I'm not going to call troll just yet, but the possibility is strong with this one. It's a troll, look at all the titles.... they all start with "PROBLEM:" It's yingtao or his cousin. I am not a troll. I came here because you guys INVOKED ME. Zumbo, it that you?

Long Distance Murder Rifles.

Quoted: So, I ran out to get a snack in the middle of some paperwork, and I made a huge mistake. I decided I wanted something sort of crunchy and delicious. I got Mint Oreos. (Apparently the double "stuf" variety. this comes in later) This is a mistake I have made before and forgotten about. It's not like Doritos (another mistake I make now and then just to remind myself why I hardly ever eat them) because with Doritos,

Get Mint Doritos next time.  Solve all your problems.

I hope  they didn't aggravate your angina.  

Quoted: I hope  they didn't aggravate your Vangina.

Fixed.

mmmm...double stuffed oreos....I like taking five of them, getting the cream from three, putting it between the two other ones and eating a deca stuffed oreo...now that is something for the future

you should try the NUTTER BUTTERS, I like those better than Oreos

I bought two boxes of Girl Scout Thin Min cookies three days ago. I ate them all. I'm not fat, just like cookies- hence I rarely buy them!

Shitting thin mints for days!!!

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