"This pistol will blow a hole in a man the size of a bowling ball from across a room"

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - "This pistol will blow a hole in a man the size of a bowling ball from across a room"

Posted: 2/25/2007 5:18:48 PM EDT

What a

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Posted: 2/25/2007 5:27:10 PM EDT

[#1]

Wow... haven't seen that much stupid in one space since the Democratic Convention on TV.

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The barrel is rifled, which spreads the shotgun pellets very fast in a very short range. This pistol will blow a hole in a man the size of a bowling ball from across a room. This makes it the perfect anti-personnel weapon for close quarters. It's light, comes in zero maintainence stainless steel and has a soft rubber grip to lessen the shock of such large ammo.

What an assclown.

ETA: I didn't know they had bowling balls .45" in diameter. Guess you learn something new every day.

Posted: 2/25/2007 5:28:59 PM EDT

[#2]

Someone on ARFCOM has a Thunder 5 with laser grip. And is his main home defense gun. He made interesting arguments.

Posted: 2/25/2007 5:29:15 PM EDT

[#3]

I like this guy's response:

I once shot a rhinocerous with one of these on safari. I put a .45 right through his eye and he pooped and died instantly. Then I shot a flare into the air so my helicopter could find it and fly it to the taxidermist. Then I shot a hummingbird from 500 yards with a 410 shotgun shell, blindfolded.

Posted: 2/25/2007 5:30:41 PM EDT

[#4]

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Quoted:
I like this guy's response:

I once shot a rhinocerous with one of these on safari. I put a .45 right through his eye and he pooped and died instantly. Then I shot a flare into the air so my helicopter could find it and fly it to the taxidermist. Then I shot a hummingbird from 500 yards with a 410 shotgun shell, blindfolded.

Posted: 2/25/2007 5:33:45 PM EDT

[#5]

shouldn't be too hard to blow a hole in a man who is the size of a bowling ball. That's only, what, 12 inches. Like shooting a GI-Joe doll.

Posted: 2/25/2007 5:41:00 PM EDT

[#6]

... no it has a rifled barrel therefore it can't be a short barreled shotgun.

Posted: 2/25/2007 5:48:36 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
... no it has a rifled barrel therefore it can't be a short barreled shotgun.

Thunder 5

Posted: 2/25/2007 5:48:45 PM EDT

[#8]

That's too much gun for me to handle. a .410, a .45 and a flare gun all rolled into one. It's like a 3-colored Bic pen with a trigger. Maybe it's manufactured by Ginsu. Oops, forgot about this:

It's light, comes in zero maintainence stainless steel and has a soft rubber grip to lessen the shock of such large ammo.

Whoa. a 3" barrel shooting .45s will really have the kick lessened by a soft rubber grip. I had no idea. . .

But I liked reading the literary pieces. What's THIS One about:

yeah thank god for these things
i had my stand off with an indian elephant
once i downed it
I had my way with it
like any
"true"
Hemmingway inspired Hunter would
yahoooo boys

Posted: 2/25/2007 5:53:10 PM EDT

[#9]

"This pistol will blow a hole in a man the size of a bowling ball from across a room"

I never saw a man the size of a bowling ball before. That would be an interesting sight.

Posted: 2/25/2007 5:58:34 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
I like this guy's response:

I once shot a rhinocerous with one of these on safari. I put a .45 right through his eye and he pooped and died instantly. Then I shot a flare into the air so my helicopter could find it and fly it to the taxidermist. Then I shot a hummingbird from 500 yards with a 410 shotgun shell, blindfolded.

my stomach hurts!!

Posted: 2/25/2007 6:00:52 PM EDT

[#11]

Naw, for that you want one of these:

Posted: 2/25/2007 6:03:31 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Naw, for that you want one of these:
www.probertencyclopaedia.com/j/RAW.jpg

I still can't believe someone thought that was a good idea.

Posted: 2/25/2007 6:06:48 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Naw, for that you want one of these:
www.probertencyclopaedia.com/j/RAW.jpg

What the hell is that?

Posted: 2/25/2007 6:07:37 PM EDT

[#14]

yeah thank god for these things
i had my stand off with an indian elephant
once i downed it
I had my way with it
like any
"true"
Hemmingway inspired Hunter would
yahoooo boyswonder if this gun would work on sheep?

Posted: 2/25/2007 6:12:23 PM EDT

[#15]

I started a post, but I'm not going to leave an email address there.

Maybe y'all will get a chuckle -

I used one one time - I was shot down in Kosovo (teh army let me take one in my flying bag because my dad is a US Congressman) and had to shoot a chicken to keep it out of enemy hands, I mean pots.

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