What's with guys who grab their crotch while they're talking to you?

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Posted: 2/25/2007 2:00:17 PM EDT

Seriously, what is it with people who, while standing there talking to you, clutch their balls with both hands? And they always want to shake hands afterward. It's frickin' WEIRD.

Posted: 2/25/2007 2:01:02 PM EDT

[#1]

why are you staring at my ball?

Posted: 2/25/2007 2:01:03 PM EDT

[#2]

I've noticed this too.

It weirds. me. the. fuck. out.

I just assume they were never taught any class.

Posted: 2/25/2007 2:02:21 PM EDT

[#3]

Does it have something to do with what they're saying or do the just do it for no reason?

Posted: 2/25/2007 2:02:34 PM EDT

[#4]

It's far worse in a dorm. Hanging out in somebody's room, about half the guys there at any given time will have their hand straight down the front of their pants. I don't want to know if they're just grabbing through their underwear or actually touching the sack, and I damn sure don't want to shake hands with them afterwards.

Posted: 2/25/2007 2:03:48 PM EDT

[#5]

Crabs, lice??

Ball fungus??

Posted: 2/25/2007 2:04:01 PM EDT

[#6]

It's a subliminal message.

Posted: 2/25/2007 2:05:47 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Seriously, what is it with people who, while standing there talking to you, clutch their balls with both hands? And they always want to shake hands afterward. It's frickin' WEIRD.

Do you know a lot of baseball players?

Posted: 2/25/2007 2:08:53 PM EDT

[#8]

Actually, it was a car dealer who did it in front of me most recently, but it's really, really weird. Usually someone's mom breaks them of that habit by the time they're three.

Posted: 2/25/2007 2:10:35 PM EDT

[#9]

HOW EFFING HARD is it to learn not to touch your crotch while in public?

I swear that 90% of the population is functionally retarded.

Posted: 2/25/2007 2:10:44 PM EDT

[#10]

Hernias.

No shit. They are pushing their guts back up into their abdominal cavity.

Hernia is the #1 most common operation on men.

Or, gay and they want you to oogle their package.

Posted: 2/25/2007 2:11:37 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted: Seriously, what is it with people who, while standing there talking to you, clutch their balls with both hands? And they always want to shake hands afterward. It's frickin' WEIRD.

They're gay.

Posted: 2/25/2007 2:12:09 PM EDT

[#12]

I heard that its a black thing ........we just dont understand.

my old boss used to say it was their "talk button"

Posted: 2/25/2007 2:13:10 PM EDT

[#13]

He is just making room for the woody he is getting over looking at you.

Posted: 2/25/2007 2:14:49 PM EDT

[#14]

Dude, what is wrong with grabbing your own junk? I do it all the time. It's just a man thing. I mean if you have an itch, scratch it.

Posted: 2/25/2007 2:15:09 PM EDT

[#15]

It's teh ghey.
They're tellin' you they wanna pole-smoke ya.

Posted: 2/25/2007 2:15:20 PM EDT

[#16]

My co-worker does this....

He had a Hernia and he would adjust all the time, He now does it after the sergery because of muscle memory. Drives me Nuts...!!!

Budump dump Pssssssss!!

Posted: 2/25/2007 2:23:15 PM EDT

[#17]

They are the same kind of people who poop in the shower while smoking clove cigarettes.

Posted: 2/25/2007 2:24:09 PM EDT

[#18]

I do it because you stare at me in the locker room.

Posted: 2/25/2007 2:26:05 PM EDT

[#19]

It's an old Celtic tradition, they're "testifying".

Posted: 2/25/2007 2:30:03 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
why are you staring at my ball?

You only have one? I think they make artificial implants now.

Posted: 2/25/2007 2:42:00 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
why are you staring at my ball?

You only have one? I think they make artificial implants now.

yep.

www.neuticles.com

I'm going to upgrade to the 5.75 inch ones.

Posted: 2/25/2007 2:44:20 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
I've noticed this too.

It weirds. me. the. fuck. out.

I just assume they were never taught any class.

lol, its called unclean motherfuckers.

Posted: 2/25/2007 2:44:33 PM EDT

[#23]

My boss does it. He picks at his ass as well.

Posted: 2/25/2007 2:44:54 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
They are the same kind of people who poop in the shower while smoking clove cigarettes.

Yep.

Posted: 2/25/2007 2:46:08 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
My boss does it. He picks at his ass as well.

I KNOW HIM!!! He does that, then he bites his fucking fingernails..

YUMMY

Posted: 2/25/2007 2:47:31 PM EDT

[#26]

Would you rather they grab your balls?

Posted: 2/25/2007 4:13:20 PM EDT

[#27]

i always say "I'm sure there is some kinda cream or something that can help you out with that".

my ex boss would do it all the time even after we made fun of him about it.

Posted: 2/25/2007 4:15:18 PM EDT

[#28]

You should offer to smell his fingers.

Posted: 2/25/2007 4:23:18 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
They are the same kind of people who poop in the shower while smoking clove cigarettes.

That is some funny shit

Posted: 2/25/2007 4:29:03 PM EDT

[#30]

So easy even a caveman can do it.

Posted: 2/25/2007 4:37:17 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
HOW EFFING HARD is it to learn not to touch your crotch while in public?

I swear that 99% of the population is functionally retarded.

fixed it

Posted: 2/25/2007 4:38:39 PM EDT

[#32]

In the Army we called it the PTT or "Push to Talk" button.

When it happened it was usually answered by something like: "Pvt Mustapha, we are not on the Company Net, you do not need to use a push to talk to answer my questions"

Many times the only way to break pvts of this habit was to never allow them to speak unless they were at the position of parade rest

Posted: 2/25/2007 4:44:03 PM EDT

[#33]

That's a good question. When I was in High School, a lot of black kids walked around with their hands in their pants. I always thought it was weird as hell.

Posted: 2/25/2007 4:52:24 PM EDT

[#34]

All the brothers used to check their package on the USS Midway. I never held my dick till I got stationed on the Midway. Then I used to check my package all the time.

Posted: 2/25/2007 5:10:39 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
I heard that its a black thing ........we just dont understand.

my old boss used to say it was their "talk button"

The weirdest thing is, the car dealer who did it WAS black. WTF?

Then again, most people I've seen doing it are older white men. The black car dealer was an older man too. Late 30's, early 40's. And they all seem sort of... wimpy. Maybe it's an aging libtard thing?

Posted: 2/25/2007 5:13:47 PM EDT

[#36]

I occasionally have to "adjust" due to the size of my large cock. Sometimes it's during conversation with others. Usually guys that don't have to move it or adjust it also don't have this pesky oversized cock problem.

Posted: 2/25/2007 5:25:29 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:
They are the same kind of people who poop in the shower while smoking clove cigarettes.

That is some funny shit

I almost fell out of my chair after reading that. Friggin hysterical.

Posted: 2/25/2007 5:26:32 PM EDT

[#38]

Crude and ill mannered.

Posted: 2/25/2007 5:35:10 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
I occasionally have to "adjust" due to the size of my large cock. Sometimes it's during conversation with others. Usually guys that don't have to move it or adjust it also don't have this pesky oversized cock problem.

my dicks quite large, and ill tell ya what, i dont have to move it.

you are dirty.