This joke just came to me out of thin air, whole and in its current form, like Mozart used to get his Opera's.  I am the Mozart of Aggie joke.  

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College Station, TX – Texas A&M Psychologist’s IQ Measurements found to in error, thank goodness

Texas A&M Human and Animal Psychology Department’s Dr. Wilton Thilby stated this morning in a press release, the following correction:

“My finding’s that the average Aggie IQ is 12 were in error, thank goodness.  After measuring the intelligence of 100 randomly picked Aggies, my test results kept showing 12.  Needless to say, I found this quite disturbing.  My colleague Dr. Rumpster pointed out that my methods were flawed.  I re-measured these same 100 Aggies, and got such values as 72, 64, 58, etc, which were much more in line with what we thought the average Aggie IQ should be.  Hence forth, I shall ONLY use a tape measure to measure IQ’s in the future, not rulers”

good one

Ingrates

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that's funny shit



saw a bumper sticker in gainesville-

"IN POLAND THEY TELL FSU JOKES"

Quoted: Ingrates

I admire the Aggie.  I worked with one once who had completely mastered the ink pen.  That means he passed the crayon and pencil classes with flying colors.  Of course, what he wrote was gibberish, but he will be attending three and four letter word class next year.

Quoted: This joke just came to me out of thin air, whole and in its current form, like Mozart used to get his Opera's.  I am the Mozart of Aggie joke.   =========================================================== College Station, TX – Texas A&M Psychologist’s IQ Measurements found to in error, thank goodness Texas A&M Human and Animal Psychology Department’s Dr. Wilton Thilby stated this morning in a press release, the following correction: “My finding’s that the average Aggie IQ is 12 were in error, thank goodness.  After measuring the intelligence of 100 randomly picked Aggies, my test results kept showing 12.  Needless to say, I found this quite disturbing.  My colleague Dr. Rumpster pointed out that my methods were flawed.  I re-measured these same 100 Aggies, and got such values as 72, 64, 58, etc, which were much more in line with what we thought the average Aggie IQ should be.  Hence forth, I shall ONLY use a tape measure to measure IQ’s in the future, not rulers”

 That is a really funny joke.  Your spelling and grammar clearly show you to be a fine example of the Texas Longhorn.  Well done.

bjt

University of Texas.......nothing but steers and queers.

How do they separate the boys from the men in Austin?  With crowbars.

Austin has the highest density of lawyers, gun-grabbing liberals, and diseased, drugged out hippies than any other place in Texas.

Quoted: Quoted: Ingrates I admire the Aggie.  I worked with one once who had completely mastered the ink pen.  That means he passed the crayon and pencil classes with flying colors.  Of course, what he wrote was gibberish, but he will be attending three and four letter word class next year.

That's it you're going on the list...... Now where the hell did I put my Crayola?

Next to your coloring book.  Aggies are fascinated by bright and colorful objects.  

Nooo,  I usually keep it next to my finger paints, damn.

In my many years as a Scoutmaster, I met just one UT graduate who actually volunteered to do anything for the kids.  On the other hand, I knew many Aggies and their wives who were active in Scouting.

Basically, UT is a low-class hang-out for drunken frat boys who grow up to be narcisistic parasites on society.

Quoted: In my many years as a Scoutmaster, I met just one UT graduate who actually volunteered to do anything for the kids.  On the other hand, I knew many Aggies and their wives who were active in Scouting. Basically, UT is a low-class hang-out for drunken frat boys who grow up to be narcisistic parasites on society.

I beg to differ.  I have two nieces that attend UT.  They don't drink or smoke and they attend church on a regular basis.  The stereotype is just that, a stereotype.  Despite the rivalry when push comes to shove both Universities produce valuable citizens.

Now go peddle your negative vibes somewhere else.  This is supposed to be a light hearted thread.

Quoted: Quoted: In my many years as a Scoutmaster, I met just one UT graduate who actually volunteered to do anything for the kids.  On the other hand, I knew many Aggies and their wives who were active in Scouting. Basically, UT is a low-class hang-out for drunken frat boys who grow up to be narcisistic parasites on society. I beg to differ.  I have two nieces that attend UT.  They don't drink or smoke and they attend church on a regular basis.  The stereotype is just that, a stereotype.  Despite the rivalry when push comes to shove both Universities produce valuable citizens. Now go peddle your negative vibes somewhere else.  This is supposed to be a light hearted thread.

Yes it is.

Quoted: In my many years as a Scoutmaster, I met just one UT graduate who actually volunteered to do anything for the kids.  On the other hand, I knew many Aggies and their wives who were active in Scouting. Basically, UT is a low-class hang-out for drunken frat boys who grow up to be narcisistic parasites on society.

Didn't Patton has some saying about Aggies?  Something to the effect of give him an Army and he'd win the battle, but give him a platoon of Texas Aggies and he'd win the war.....or something like that.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: In my many years as a Scoutmaster, I met just one UT graduate who actually volunteered to do anything for the kids.  On the other hand, I knew many Aggies and their wives who were active in Scouting. Basically, UT is a low-class hang-out for drunken frat boys who grow up to be narcisistic parasites on society. I beg to differ.  I have two nieces that attend UT.  They don't drink or smoke and they attend church on a regular basis.  The stereotype is just that, a stereotype.  Despite the rivalry when push comes to shove both Universities produce valuable citizens. Now go peddle your negative vibes somewhere else.  This is supposed to be a light hearted thread. Yes it is.

Shut up

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: In my many years as a Scoutmaster, I met just one UT graduate who actually volunteered to do anything for the kids.  On the other hand, I knew many Aggies and their wives who were active in Scouting. Basically, UT is a low-class hang-out for drunken frat boys who grow up to be narcisistic parasites on society. I beg to differ.  I have two nieces that attend UT.  They don't drink or smoke and they attend church on a regular basis.  The stereotype is just that, a stereotype.  Despite the rivalry when push comes to shove both Universities produce valuable citizens. Now go peddle your negative vibes somewhere else.  This is supposed to be a light hearted thread. Yes it is. Shut up

Be quiet, or I'll give you one of those cards with "Read other side" on both sides.  It kept one Aggie I know busy for five hours.

Just shows how stupid you are.  I cant read.