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Posted: 2/23/2007 5:59:38 AM EDT
Escort, call girl, however you name it
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 6:03:11 AM EDT
[#1]
I don't overtly pay for sex...
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 6:03:20 AM EDT
[#2]
No they want the big dollars
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 6:04:53 AM EDT
[#3]
I owned a strip club and two escort services.

I never paid, but I was glad others did.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 6:16:23 AM EDT
[#4]
I don't want pie that's been filled with someone elses ..... filling.

I don't go to strip clubs either. Filthy whores, IMHO.

Av.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 7:00:59 AM EDT
[#5]
never have, never will  
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 7:03:18 AM EDT
[#6]
"it depends on what the definition of the word is, is"
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 7:04:15 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
I don't overtly pay for sex...


Oh, we all pay...one way or another.

Nick
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 7:08:01 AM EDT
[#8]
I think paying for hookers is cheaper than paying for a GF.


No, I've never done it.  I'm not really a one night stand kind of guy.

Link Posted: 2/23/2007 7:34:19 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
I owned a strip club and two escort services.

I never paid, but I was glad others did.


Pimpin ain't easy....................but it sure is fun



And no, I've never paid overtly
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 8:04:10 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I don't overtly pay for sex...


Oh, we all pay...one way or another.

Nick


Been saying that for years...All the woman without having to discuss feelings..
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 8:05:44 AM EDT
[#11]
IBNW
(In before Nationwide)
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 8:11:39 AM EDT
[#12]
Nope, but been with lots of whores though
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 8:14:24 AM EDT
[#13]
Nope.

There is cetainly a time when I entertained the idea.

But I made the observation that they are no where near as good looking as the escorts on TV and movies and generally cost more than I'm willing to pay and have far too many goofy fucking rules.

And call me weird, but it would be wierd to have sex with somebody who didn't actually like me. And that isn't an experience I'd want to pay for.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 8:18:02 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
I don't want pie that's been filled with someone elses ..... filling.

I don't go to strip clubs either. Filthy whores, IMHO.

Av.



I tend to agree.


Link Posted: 2/23/2007 8:23:12 AM EDT
[#15]
Nope, but my brother did when he was stationed in Germany. He said that he went down to the "red-light" district somewhere in Europe and was going to try a foreign "professional" and then when he got up to her room he found out that she was an American college student from New York who did her summers as a call girl in Europe and then went to college in the US the rest of the year. That way she only had to work a couple of months each year instead of washing dishes or waiting tables all year in the US for the same amount of money.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 8:26:27 AM EDT
[#16]
Nope, thought about it though, and then I watched the hooker shows on HBO and decided against it.


My father on the other hand has made no secret of his adventures with hookers while in Vegas
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 8:28:14 AM EDT
[#17]
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 8:29:10 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
she was an American college student from New York who did her summers as a call girl in Europe and then went to college in the US the rest of the year


Daddy's little angel...
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 8:30:11 AM EDT
[#19]
No. But while serving 24 months in the far east, I did partake in the opportunity for cultural exchange, many times.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 8:31:21 AM EDT
[#20]

Have you ever visited a "sensual provider"?  


Yes.   It was at the IRS office.  Unfortunatly in that case I
was the unwilling giver.  I'm still out alot of money.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 8:32:03 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
I don't overtly pay for sex...


+1
I would be to scared of catching STDs
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 8:32:10 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

And call me weird, but it would be wierd to have sex with somebody who didn't actually like me. And that isn't an experience I'd want to pay for.


Seems thats alot of relationships there, she dont like you and is only there cause your paying
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 8:32:34 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
No. But while serving 24 months in the far east, I did partake in the opportunity for cultural exchange, many times.

Same here, over 36 months. Nothing like keeping up "foreign relations".
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 8:33:33 AM EDT
[#24]
Hell Yeah.

Never had a problem getting laid, so it was always just "I don't feel like listening to some stupid cunt."

You lose money either way, so technically we've all been with whores.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 8:35:48 AM EDT
[#25]
  Hemi,

     That would make a great sigline when I send in for team membership.
We need T-shirts.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 8:35:54 AM EDT
[#26]
R&R in Croatia a whole platoon of tankers rented out the entire floor of the hotel.  They bought a bunch of hookers, a bunch of liquer, and some ex.  They had themselves a harem.  I was the medic on this adventure I brought a trash bag full of condoms for all the troops on the R&R trip.  Those crazy tankers used half the trash bag themselves.

Things like the smile game, and platoon building excersises(bunch of grunts or tankers train a chick) where common things when i served.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 8:39:00 AM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:

And call me weird, but it would be wierd to have sex with somebody who didn't actually like me. And that isn't an experience I'd want to pay for.


Seems thats alot of relationships there, she dont like you and is only there cause your paying


Seems I've been lucky as I haven't ever been through that.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 8:41:03 AM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
  Hemi,

     That would make a great sigline when I send in for team membership.
We need T-shirts.




Link Posted: 2/23/2007 8:44:09 AM EDT
[#29]
Nope...not never.  Not even during my 28 years in Uncle Sam's sailing club.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 9:14:40 AM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
I don't want pie that's been filled with someone elses ..... filling.

I don't go to strip clubs either. Filthy whores, IMHO.

Av.


It's blunt, but I can't find any fault with Avalon's comment.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 9:17:43 AM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
Hell Yeah.

Never had a problem getting laid, so it was always just "I don't feel like listening to some stupid cunt."

You lose money either way, so technically we've all been with whores.


No offense, but you're really only speaking for yourself.  




I may be a whore, but my wife sure isn't.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 9:18:29 AM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Hell Yeah.

Never had a problem getting laid, so it was always just "I don't feel like listening to some stupid cunt."

You lose money either way, so technically we've all been with whores.


No offense, but you're really only speaking for yourself.  




I may be a whore, but my wife sure isn't.


I'll see your post and raise you a lap dance.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 9:22:47 AM EDT
[#33]
Nope, never will, I don't even like strip clubs.

Then again I pay for dinner, drinks, movies, concerts....

You pay for it one way or another.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 9:26:07 AM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
Nope, thought about it though, and then I watched the hooker shows on HBO and decided against it.


My father on the other hand has made no secret of his adventures with hookers while in Vegas


Eurgh...no child should ever know of their parents' sexual escapades, and vice versa.

I've never rented poon, but if I'm ever in a place where it's legal I might try it, just cuz.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 9:26:17 AM EDT
[#35]
How about if the wife pays?   I had a few adventures like that while on leave in Germany

She got me 2 Brazilians chicks once.   We're getting a divorce now but it was fun while it lasted
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 9:31:15 AM EDT
[#36]
I have twice (with 2) been to a provider (while in college).  I was just horney okay (gf at the time was not giving me any she became a born again virgin after we did it a few dozen times) and they let me do anything.  It was 2 of the 4 times I had a threesome and now I cant.  Please do not tell the wife.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 9:32:32 AM EDT
[#37]
Do I pay for it?

I'm married...of course I do...
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 9:52:07 AM EDT
[#38]
Two Brazilian Chicks!

My mind soars like a hawk.

Sweet dreams are made of these.

What can brown do for you?




OK, back to real life.  I gotta go work on the spa's pump.  
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 9:55:28 AM EDT
[#39]
No thanks


I value my health.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 9:56:05 AM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
No thanks


I value my health.


Nothing a little penicillin can't fix.

I've heard more people getting AIDS from partners, rather then like two guys that caught crabs from an Escort.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 10:01:08 AM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:
Do I pay for it?

I'm married...of course I do...

And that gentlemen is the answer.  *Sigh*  I must be depressed today...
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 10:05:28 AM EDT
[#42]
I never have.
Don't know how much it costs either.
But lets do the economics on this one and say an escort is about 200 bucks...

Ok 200 you get what? an hour?

Lets take that same $200 and work it more efficiently...


$ 60 per year for Hot or Not

$ 72.00 for 6 months on Match.com

Thats 132.00

Which leaves us with $68.00 for misc stuff to spend....


Ok working the numbers correctly you should have at least 10 people per month from both sites combined that are "game"

Law of averages says that 1 in 5 will go get naked right off the bat, sometimes better average but thats the Law of Averages YMMV....


Ok so now we have 10 per month... multiply by 12 months = 120 that are "game"

Assuming 1 in 5 (Law of Avergaes) that leaves us with 24 that will get naked.

24 is an average of 2 per month MINIMUM.

Assuming repeats will take place......you should be totally set.

Now you will have 24 with little or no effort and the expense of roughly $132.00

This leaves us with a RAW cost of $5.50 per "date"

Add misc expenses like drinks or whatever.....

For the low price of $132.00 or so per year, (plus maintenance such as drinks)you should have at least 24 names in your black book!

Out of those 24 you should be able to "maintain" at least 25%

This leaves you with a "stable supply" of 6.


So 6 for $132.00 or 1 for $200.00 just once.


Math is our friend!



Link Posted: 2/23/2007 12:05:51 PM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:
I never have.
Don't know how much it costs either.
But lets do the economics on this one and say an escort is about 200 bucks...

Ok 200 you get what? an hour?

Lets take that same $200 and work it more efficiently...


$ 60 per year for Hot or Not

$ 72.00 for 6 months on Match.com

Thats 132.00

Which leaves us with $68.00 for misc stuff to spend....


Ok working the numbers correctly you should have at least 10 people per month from both sites combined that are "game"

Law of averages says that 1 in 5 will go get naked right off the bat, sometimes better average but thats the Law of Averages YMMV....


Ok so now we have 10 per month... multiply by 12 months = 120 that are "game"

Assuming 1 in 5 (Law of Avergaes) that leaves us with 24 that will get naked.

24 is an average of 2 per month MINIMUM.

Assuming repeats will take place......you should be totally set.

Now you will have 24 with little or no effort and the expense of roughly $132.00

This leaves us with a RAW cost of $5.50 per "date"

Add misc expenses like drinks or whatever.....

For the low price of $132.00 or so per year, (plus maintenance such as drinks)you should have at least 24 names in your black book!

Out of those 24 you should be able to "maintain" at least 25%

This leaves you with a "stable supply" of 6.


So 6 for $132.00 or 1 for $200.00 just once.


Math is our friend!






Genius!


Your intellect is truly dizzying.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 12:12:46 PM EDT
[#44]
I used to live in California.

I am here because the guns are legal, not the whores.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 12:18:47 PM EDT
[#45]
Naw, they're too expensive.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 2:06:18 PM EDT
[#46]
im america, or like,,,say,,,,bulgaria maybe?
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 2:13:45 PM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:
im america, or like,,,say,,,,bulgaria maybe?


anywhere
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 4:02:17 PM EDT
[#48]
I had a memorable time in Hong Kong once. Spent every penny I had,and flew back to the US with exactly one dime in my pocket. Money well spent,says I

Of course, this was long before AIDS was "invented".
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 10:20:20 AM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:
im america, or like,,,say,,,,bulgaria maybe?


anywhere


well in that case not on purpose

my buddies set me up with a "massage",
when i figured it out i put an end to it real quick

the chick was pissed, she thought something was wrong with her, but i just told her to take the money and give me a real massage, and than roll out,

probably the easiest money she made that week





the massage wasn't that great
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 10:24:14 AM EDT
[#50]
Thats what's "Close Friends" and "Girl Friends" are for.

I don't want to catch anything I can't get rid of. Besides, I don't want to pay for sex, so all my money goes to my guns!

Nathan
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