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Good thing no one chews tobacco there[puke]
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Ah yes, dredging up memories of spit.
1) Lived next to a couple of guys that threw a party. Next morning, the Coppenhagen chewer is walking around finishing all the half drank beers. If that isn't disgusting enough, he picks up a spit bottle and take three gulps before he realizes what it is.
2) Living with Sparhawk and some other roommates. Troy is chewing and spitting into a beer bottle. Sparhawk is being a little cranky and tells Troy that he better get rid of that bottle when he's done with it as he's tired of them getting knocked over. Troy tells him to F-off and goes to set the bottle on the coffee table. In slow motion, the bottle slips out of Troys hand, lands on the floor, perfectly upright. Impact causes a big geyser of chew-spit to fly up 4 feet in the air and land all over Sparhawk. Man was it silent in that living room for the longest time.
MMK, You know they used to use nicotine sulphate as a bug poison? Supposed to be quite the rush before it kills ya.