How cold is it? (Comedy)

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Posted: 2/26/2001 2:52:42 AM EDT

The whoopin thread got me thinkin about expressions. I'd like to here some of yours for how cold it is.

For instance,

It's colder that a well digger's @ss in Alaska.

I'll post more as the thread gets started.

Posted: 2/26/2001 3:32:14 AM EDT

[#1]

Colder than a whitches t*t.

Posted: 2/26/2001 3:37:40 AM EDT

[#2]

lol [8D]

Posted: 2/26/2001 4:00:55 AM EDT

[#3]

It's like a Japanese gymnast!

(yes, I know that was not PC and I'm very sorry to anyone whom I may have offended, that is if you got it!)

Posted: 2/26/2001 5:35:56 AM EDT

[#4]

When i was really little, my uncle told me to run up to a bunch of construction workers having a coffee break and tell them "you guys are gonna freeze your peckers off"

my parents never forgave him for teaching me that one.

Posted: 2/26/2001 5:41:38 AM EDT

[#5]

To finish Warlock reply. "It`s colder than a witches teet in an iron bra."

Posted: 2/26/2001 5:43:32 AM EDT

[#6]

It's so cold, that when I get into my truck the first thing I have to do is fart so my ass won't stick to the seat.

Posted: 2/26/2001 6:04:54 AM EDT

[#7]

It was so cold here this morning..."That I saw two Beagles jumpstarting a rabbit!".
Lynn [:D]

Posted: 2/26/2001 6:08:15 AM EDT

[#8]

Colder than a bucket of penguin sh*t!

Posted: 2/26/2001 6:35:14 AM EDT

[#9]

Its cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey! ( honestly it below zero outside right now and thats not taking into account the wind chill)

Posted: 2/26/2001 6:37:20 AM EDT

[#10]

It's colder than a witches tittie in a brass bra doin push-ups in the snow

Posted: 2/26/2001 6:44:49 AM EDT

[#11]

Ah common, 30-40deg at night isn't so bad, in Kali. Why don't ya'll come to Kali and help us take back the state.

Posted: 2/26/2001 7:14:23 AM EDT

[#12]

Say "It's colder than a witch's intentions" you can say that in polite company and watch for the prudes that start to scold you and then realize that thier dirty little minds heard something other than what you said.

[spank]

Cong

Posted: 2/26/2001 8:03:59 AM EDT

[#13]

(tap tap)
(tap tap)

Is this thing on?

Posted: 2/26/2001 10:43:14 AM EDT

[#14]

Bushmeister,

gotta use [] instead of ()

I don't see a tap tap command

how about colder than a polar bear's pvssy?

[sex]

Posted: 2/26/2001 10:44:37 PM EDT

[#15]

Colder than an eskimo's divorce.

Posted: 2/27/2001 4:11:47 AM EDT

[#16]

Colder than the knob on a $hit house door,
Colder than a clit on a Klondyke whore,
Colder than a stem on a cocktail glass,
Colder than a hair on a polar bears a$$

Posted: 2/27/2001 8:43:46 AM EDT

[#17]

It's so cold I saw Superman in a cab.

Posted: 3/4/2001 8:30:08 AM EDT

[#18]

Colder than Hilary Clinton's face. [smoke]

Posted: 3/4/2001 9:00:33 AM EDT

[#19]

So cold that he did not take time to shake it
before he put it back in his pants and it froze
to his zipper. By the time we got him to the dispensory he had frostbite on the head.
B.M.E.W.S. CLEAR, ALASKA 1965.

Posted: 3/4/2001 9:38:28 AM EDT

[#20]

Colder'n dammit! (I never understood that one)

Colder than a mother in laws heart.

Posted: 3/4/2001 10:10:20 AM EDT

[#21]

It was so cold this morning the headlights on my old truck froze and when I backed out of the driveway it pulled the grille off!

Posted: 3/4/2001 10:13:51 AM EDT

[#22]

I peeled a brown spot off of my sheet, threw it in the fire and it went "PPPFFFFHHHHHTTTT".

(Frozen fart) [:D]

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