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Posted: 1/3/2007 12:26:45 PM EDT
So my 9 yr. old 3rd grade son just got off the school bus and came in the house. How was school today son. Well dad my friend shelby ( a boy) took his cell phone to school today and was showing all the boys on the playground the naked girl picture he had on it. Then apparently one of the girls found out about it and told on the kid. Then my son and his friend cameron called the kid and asked him if he was in trouble. They had it on speaker phone. This kid replyed " NO, There happy"  It was pretty funny just thought I would share. Good old public school....

Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:29:46 PM EDT
[#1]
Please study grammar with your son.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:30:58 PM EDT
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Please study grammar with your son.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:31:20 PM EDT
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Please study grammar with your son.

Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:32:35 PM EDT
[#4]
Christ, give me a break would ya

Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:34:13 PM EDT
[#5]
WOW are you tring to give me a run for my money? Spelling/gramer?
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:34:34 PM EDT
[#6]

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Christ, give me a break would ya


tough crowd..

Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:35:27 PM EDT
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Please study grammar with your son.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:35:38 PM EDT
[#8]
9 year olds lugging around cellphones...  What a surprise it is that they would have easy access to pornographic images.  

Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:35:46 PM EDT
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WOW are you tring to give me a run for my money? Spelling/gramer grammar?




Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:36:38 PM EDT
[#10]
Was that supposed to be "therapy"?  Why do I think this kid is gonna get "turned" by some new-age psychologist.

Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:39:44 PM EDT
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Christ, give me a break would ya




Just bustin' your chops. Welcome to Arfcom.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:40:46 PM EDT
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Was that supposed to be "therapy"?  Why do I think this kid is gonna get "turned" by some new-age psychologist.
 No my son and his friend called this kid shelby to see if he was in trouble with his rents. The kid shelby replyed " No, THERE HAPPY."

Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:42:23 PM EDT
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Was that supposed to be "therapy"?  Why do I think this kid is gonna get "turned" by some new-age psychologist.
 No my son and his friend called this kid shelby to see if he was in trouble with his rents. The kid shelby replyed " No, THERE HAPPY."
Happy where?
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:42:41 PM EDT
[#14]
So Shelby says his parents were not upset with him taking a nudie picture to school?

Shelby is a liar too.

I hope Shelby's parents are upset.

They should be, put some limits on him.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:45:27 PM EDT
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So Shelby says his parents were not upset with him taking a nudie picture to school?

Shelby is a liar too.

I hope Shelby's parents are upset.

They should be, put some limits on him.

Shelby was being sarcastic...

Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:46:21 PM EDT
[#16]
I'm guessing the "publik edukashon sistem" in your area ain't the greatest.

Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:46:57 PM EDT
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Was that supposed to be "therapy"?  Why do I think this kid is gonna get "turned" by some new-age psychologist.
 No my son and his friend called this kid shelby to see if he was in trouble with his rents. The kid shelby replyed " No, THERE HAPPY."
Happy where?

Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:47:57 PM EDT
[#18]
The comprehension in this thread is.

The pirate threads are much better.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:49:46 PM EDT
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No my son and his friend called this kid shelby to see if he was in trouble with his rents. The kid shelby replyed " No, THERE HAPPY."


I'm sorry but I'm lost.  He pays rent?

ETA: Is that slang for "cellphone bill"?

Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:49:58 PM EDT
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Was that supposed to be "therapy"?  Why do I think this kid is gonna get "turned" by some new-age psychologist.
 No my son and his friend called this kid shelby to see if he was in trouble with his rents. The kid shelby replyed " No, THERE HAPPY."
Happy where?


You're going to hell...

Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:51:31 PM EDT
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Was that supposed to be "therapy"?  Why do I think this kid is gonna get "turned" by some new-age psychologist.
 No my son and his friend called this kid shelby to see if he was in trouble with his rents. The kid shelby replyed " No, THERE HAPPY."

"rents"!??

WTF? What are you - 12?



So hows' shelbys street cred now?
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:53:33 PM EDT
[#22]
You guys know what? FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!

Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:54:41 PM EDT
[#23]
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:56:00 PM EDT
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You guys know what? FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!







ETA: LIGHTEN UP, FRANCIS....
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:57:14 PM EDT
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You guys know what? FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!
At least the grammar, syntax and spelling are OK in this one.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:57:29 PM EDT
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Was that supposed to be "therapy"?  Why do I think this kid is gonna get "turned" by some new-age psychologist.
 No my son and his friend called this kid shelby to see if he was in trouble with his rents. The kid shelby replyed " No, THERE HAPPY."

"rents"!??

WTF? What are you - 12?



So hows' shelbys street cred now?


Its probably off the chain yo. fer shizzle.

Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:58:49 PM EDT
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Was that supposed to be "therapy"?  Why do I think this kid is gonna get "turned" by some new-age psychologist.
 No my son and his friend called this kid shelby to see if he was in trouble with his rents. The kid shelby replyed " No, THERE HAPPY."

"rents"!??

WTF? What are you - 12?



So hows' shelbys street cred now?
Its probably off the chain yo. fer shizzle.

Dats wack!
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:00:19 PM EDT
[#28]
I e-hate you all, too.

Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:00:25 PM EDT
[#29]
Have we properly "jumped in" STROutlaw by now? Or does he need more?

Because nothing screams "I need more" like "you guys know what? F*CK YOU!"
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:01:03 PM EDT
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Have we properly "jumped in" STROutlaw by now? Or does he need more?

Because nothing screams "I need more" like "you guys know what? F*CK YOU!"



Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:02:42 PM EDT
[#31]
Actually, that's probably not such a bad thing.

When I was in 3rd grade, my little friends were trying to explain, in third-graderese, what they knew about sex from their older siblings.

It didn't make a damn bit of sense back then (*).  Maybe a diagram would have been helpful.
(*)  I'm not saying it makes more sense now, by the way....

Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:02:49 PM EDT
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Have we properly "jumped in" STROutlaw by now? Or does he need more?

Because nothing screams "I need more" like "you guys know what? F*CK YOU!"


Do your worst.

Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:04:15 PM EDT
[#33]
maybees he's be taken his son to school with him

Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:05:02 PM EDT
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So my 9 yr. old 3rd grade son just got off the school bus and came in the house. How was school today son. Well dad my friend shelby ( a boy) took his cell phone to school today and was showing all the boys on the playground the naked girl picture he had on it. Then apparently one of the girls found out about it and told on the kid. Then my son and his friend cameron called the kid and asked him if he was in trouble. They had it on speaker phone. This kid replyed " NO, There happy"  It was pretty funny just thought I would share. Good old public school....


The following is a corrected version. Please learn from it:


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So my nine-year-old, third-grader son just got off the school bus and came in the house.

"How was school today, son?" I asked him.

"Well dad, my friend Shelby (a boy) took his cell phone to school today and was showing all the boys on the playground the naked girl picture he had on it," he replied. "Then, apparently, one of the girls found out about it and told on the kid."

Then my son and his friend Cameron called the kid and asked him if he was in trouble. They had it on speaker phone. The kid replied, "No, they're happy"  It was pretty funny. I just thought I would share. Good old public school...


Edit: unless your son said "a boy" when mentioning Shelby, you should put it in brackets and italicize both the phrase and the brackets to show it's an editorial note.


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You guys know what? FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!


Use of multiple exclamation marks is poor punctuation.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:06:23 PM EDT
[#35]
This is one of the quickest and most entertaining threads so far today. Hoo boy, what a tough room to work.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:06:46 PM EDT
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So my 9 yr. old 3rd grade son just got off the school bus and came in the house. How was school today son. Well dad my friend shelby ( a boy) took his cell phone to school today and was showing all the boys on the playground the naked girl picture he had on it. Then apparently one of the girls found out about it and told on the kid. Then my son and his friend cameron called the kid and asked him if he was in trouble. They had it on speaker phone. This kid replyed " NO, There happy"  It was pretty funny just thought I would share. Good old public school....


The following is a corrected version. Please learn from it:


Quoted:
So my nine-year-old, third-grader son just got off the school bus and came in the house.

"How was school today, son?" I asked him.

"Well dad, my friend Shelby (a boy) took his cell phone to school today and was showing all the boys on the playground the naked girl picture he had on it," he replied. "Then, apparently, one of the girls found out about it and told on the kid."

Then my son and his friend Cameron called the kid and asked him if he was in trouble. They had it on speaker phone. The kid replied, "No, they're happy"  It was pretty funny. I just thought I would share. Good old public school...



Quoted:
You guys know what? FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!


Use of multiple exclamation marks is poor punctuation.


Wow, that stung just reading it.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:07:12 PM EDT
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Have we properly "jumped in" STROutlaw by now? Or does he need more?

Because nothing screams "I need more" like "you guys know what? F*CK YOU!"





He's just jealous cause he don't have pics of naked women on HIS cell.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:07:42 PM EDT
[#38]
What in the name of all things holy is a 3rd grader doing with a cell phone?!!?!

Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:09:21 PM EDT
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So my 9 yr. old 3rd grade son just got off the school bus and came in the house. How was school today son. Well dad my friend shelby ( a boy) took his cell phone to school today and was showing all the boys on the playground the naked girl picture he had on it. Then apparently one of the girls found out about it and told on the kid. Then my son and his friend cameron called the kid and asked him if he was in trouble. They had it on speaker phone. This kid replyed " NO, There happy"  It was pretty funny just thought I would share. Good old public school....


This post makes me wish ronmann was back.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:09:57 PM EDT
[#40]

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Was that supposed to be "therapy"?  Why do I think this kid is gonna get "turned" by some new-age psychologist.
 No my son and his friend called this kid shelby to see if he was in trouble with his rents. The kid shelby replyed " No, THERE HAPPY."


Thanks for the clarification.

Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:11:05 PM EDT
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What in the name of all things holy is a 3rd grader doing with a cell phone?!!?!


Exactly, Thank You.

Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:12:42 PM EDT
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You guys know what? FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!
At least the grammar, syntax and spelling are OK in this one.


I clicked on this thread expecting to become outraged and ended up laughing my arse off.

Why does a 9 y/o have a cellphone that he can DL porn with anyway? (Or am I old fashioned? Maybe the rents can answer that question once Shelby's done being sarcastic.)
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:12:59 PM EDT
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What in the name of all things holy is a 3rd grader doing with a cell phone?!!?!


Exactly, Thank You.


You're welcome?

Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:13:40 PM EDT
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Was that supposed to be "therapy"?  Why do I think this kid is gonna get "turned" by some new-age psychologist.
 No my son and his friend called this kid shelby to see if he was in trouble with his rents. The kid shelby replyed " No, THERE HAPPY."
Happy where?



Under here....
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:15:19 PM EDT
[#45]
I am remember in 3rd grade having a playboy/penthouse trading business.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:16:16 PM EDT
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You guys know what? FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!


Finally a post with some expression in it
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:16:55 PM EDT
[#47]
this thread is so horribly wrong i'm almost ashamed to be part of it. almost.

Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:19:24 PM EDT
[#48]
Sheesh, cut the guy some slack.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:20:19 PM EDT
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Sheesh, cut the guy some slack.



It's is just funny's
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:20:26 PM EDT
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What in the name of all things holy is a 3rd grader doing with a cell phone?!!?!


It was probally Porno of his Mom that his Dad had stored in his phone and the Kid took dad's phone.

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