Who is sleeping with a kevlar helmet and gun on?

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Posted: 12/31/2006 3:57:43 PM EDT

In case TSHTF.

I got my pasgt helmet and stuff ready just in case. Filled up my generator and went through my shtf prepartations.

Stocked up on a few dry goods too.

Posted: 12/31/2006 3:58:22 PM EDT

[#1]

helmet?

good luck with that

Posted: 12/31/2006 3:58:39 PM EDT

[#2]

You see the sky falling or something...?

Posted: 12/31/2006 3:59:41 PM EDT

[#3]

Did I miss something?????

Posted: 12/31/2006 3:59:45 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
You see the sky falling or something...?

Probably lives in Los angeles or near mexico.

Falling bullets.

Posted: 12/31/2006 4:00:07 PM EDT

[#5]

What, like a New Year's SHTF? What kind of SHTF are we considering, Tac Jew?

Posted: 12/31/2006 4:00:49 PM EDT

[#6]

The eggs have hatched, I repeat the eggs have hatched.

Posted: 12/31/2006 4:01:05 PM EDT

[#7]

So what is going down

Should I affix my tinfoil cap under my kevlar helmet

Also, the only kevlar helmet I own is British surplus, am I still good to go

Posted: 12/31/2006 4:03:45 PM EDT

[#8]

John has a long moustache

Posted: 12/31/2006 4:05:05 PM EDT

[#9]

The guns are already starting here, somebody just emptied a mag. At least the guys here shoot into the ground.

I'm leaving mine at home, 'cept me plastic cap and ball pistols.

Posted: 12/31/2006 4:05:25 PM EDT

[#10]

The chair is against the door.

Jean a' une longue mustache.

Posted: 12/31/2006 4:05:47 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
John has a long moustache

The chair is against the wall...the chair is against the wall

Posted: 12/31/2006 4:07:27 PM EDT

[#12]

I've got my nyquil in one hand and my antibiotics in teh other and four down quilts to protect me from any SHTF-ing. Doc tod me I'm not a teenager anymore and can't walk around in sandles in december

.

Posted: 12/31/2006 4:10:36 PM EDT

[#13]

The Eagle has landed, I repeat, the Eagle has landed.....

Posted: 12/31/2006 4:11:55 PM EDT

[#14]

No, but there's a strong chance I'll wake up with some girl's panties on my head.

Posted: 12/31/2006 4:13:11 PM EDT

[#15]

Y2K the sequel?

Posted: 12/31/2006 4:14:20 PM EDT

[#16]

THE BEER IS EMPTY

REPEAT

THE BEER IS EMPTY.......
no seroiusly guy's i'm out of beer, somebody bring one one

Posted: 12/31/2006 4:19:05 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
THE BEER IS EMPTY

REPEAT

THE BEER IS EMPTY.......
no seroiusly guy's i'm out of beer, somebody bring one one

Have Bigfoot run down to the corner store.....he needs to start earning his keep!

Posted: 12/31/2006 4:19:50 PM EDT

[#18]

The pearl is in the liver!

The pearl is in the liver!

end transmission. over and out

Posted: 12/31/2006 4:21:06 PM EDT

[#19]

The Brothers are shooting like crazy in my area...A helmit is not such a bid idea for me right now.... pow pow pow pow thats all im hearing right now.....Bad neighborhood i guess

Slug-O

Posted: 12/31/2006 4:21:29 PM EDT

[#20]

"These are the times that try men's souls."
Repeat
"These are the times that try men's souls."

"A rising tide lifts all boats."
Repeat
"A rising tide lifts all boats."

"The white light is artificial, and hygienic as heaven. The microbes cannot survive it."
Repeat
"The white light is artificial, and hygienic as heaven. The microbes cannot survive it."

Kevlar... check
Asbestos undies... check
Absinthe... check

Roger, Ramjet! Over and out!

Posted: 12/31/2006 4:25:43 PM EDT

[#21]

no fidn helemt tooo drnuk

Posted: 12/31/2006 4:27:02 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
I've got my nyquil in one hand and my antibiotics in teh other and four down quilts to protect me from any SHTF-ing. Doc tod me I'm not a teenager anymore and can't walk around in sandles in december

.

I feel your pain, even though I'm in my prime at 19. Still sick

Posted: 12/31/2006 4:27:15 PM EDT

[#23]

those loyal to saddam will pop a dirty bomb in times square tonight

Posted: 12/31/2006 4:28:48 PM EDT

[#24]

Irene all units, I say again Irene

Posted: 12/31/2006 4:30:15 PM EDT

[#25]

I received a whole new box of tin foil for Christmas so I'm all set.

Posted: 12/31/2006 4:33:17 PM EDT

[#26]

THE DOG BARKS AT MIDNIGHT

THE DOG BARKS AT MIDNIGHT

THE MONKEY HAS A BIG BANNANA

THE MONKEY HAS A BIG BANNANA

OVER AND OUT

Posted: 12/31/2006 4:51:29 PM EDT

[#27]

I put on my Kpot and flak vest right before midnight and go outside to listen to all the gunfire coming from Pomona

It sounds like a huge gun battle ever New Years.

Posted: 12/31/2006 4:53:43 PM EDT

[#28]

Ummm if the SHTF tonight I'm screwed. I'm headin to downtown Denver which isn't real CCW friendly. Add in the booze and I'm pretty much hamburger if the zombies come.

Hey at least they'll be hot wimmins for the end!

Posted: 12/31/2006 4:55:12 PM EDT

[#29]

For all those who know what im talking about...........The case is go green , repeat the case is go green. Further orders to follow after case yellow has been accomplished.
The message will be transmitted publicly at the pre-determined Usenet group.
No more messages will follow this one till that time.

End communication..............

Posted: 12/31/2006 5:02:49 PM EDT

[#30]

It's not on, but my helmet, body armor, and weapon are next to my bed in case the SHTF.

Posted: 12/31/2006 5:04:52 PM EDT

[#31]

Roger. The rooster is in the hen house.

Posted: 12/31/2006 5:05:12 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
It's not on, but my helmet, body armor, and weapon are next to my bed in case the SHTF.

I'm glad to know that there is at least three people in the world that are as crazy as me. ARFCOM is th greatest thing to ever happen to me. I love you all. Happy New YEAR

Posted: 12/31/2006 5:39:31 PM EDT

[#33]

The first bottle of Patrone is almost empty.

The first bottle of Patrone is almost empty.

The second bottle is in the freezer.

The blonde is almost naked.

End com.

Posted: 12/31/2006 5:51:15 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:
John has a long moustache

The chair is against the wall...the chair is against the wall

I even watched Red Dawn today!

Posted: 12/31/2006 5:51:39 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
those loyal to saddam will pop a dirty bomb in times square tonight

The only toxic chemical the baathists can expel is a nasty fart after eating too much humus.

Posted: 12/31/2006 5:52:32 PM EDT

[#36]

Soft helmet and the gun attached to it ready for use.

Posted: 12/31/2006 5:53:30 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
The first bottle of Patrone is almost empty.

The first bottle of Patrone is almost empty.

The second bottle is in the freezer.

The blonde is almost naked.

End com.

Looks like you are going to have a VERY nice night!

Posted: 12/31/2006 5:54:19 PM EDT

[#38]

I'm wearing a cup and flinging cheap firecrackers out my window.

Posted: 12/31/2006 5:56:19 PM EDT

[#39]

NonC has no EggNog, say again, NonC has no EggNog

Posted: 12/31/2006 5:58:20 PM EDT

[#40]

Gumball!

Posted: 12/31/2006 5:59:49 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
In case TSHTF.

I got my pasgt helmet and stuff ready just in case. Filled up my generator and went through my shtf prepartations.

Stocked up on a few dry goods too.

The only time I sleep with an ACH on is in the back of a LMTV...

Saf-Tee Furst... gotta vear ze helmut in ze truck...

(I swear, if you think the safety nazis have fucked up kids lives, they've got the Army by the balls too... We go to the qual range with more padding than the Michelin man, wear helmets in trucks that won't do jack shit if we crash, fill out enough leave paperwork to print a novel (risk assessments, driving tests, lists of people you know back home), and so on...)

Ah well... Government at it's best...

Posted: 12/31/2006 6:01:25 PM EDT

[#42]

I solved your problem last night.

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=532064

Posted: 12/31/2006 6:24:53 PM EDT

[#43]

I'm staying behind the counter, where's safe. I'm skeered!

Posted: 12/31/2006 6:25:29 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
Did I miss something?????

Same here.

Posted: 12/31/2006 6:28:31 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
THE BEER IS EMPTY

REPEAT

THE BEER IS EMPTY.......
no seroiusly guy's i'm out of beer, somebody bring one one

OMG dude thats was funny as hell.

Posted: 12/31/2006 6:31:03 PM EDT

[#46]

tinfoil helmet count

Posted: 12/31/2006 6:32:45 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
The Brothers are shooting like crazy in my area...A helmit is not such a bid idea for me right now.... pow pow pow pow thats all im hearing right now.....Bad neighborhood i guess

Slug-O

RETURN FIRE!!!!