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Posted: 9/13/2001 7:47:19 PM EDT

Although some of you might not need it, my 3in Mr Happy sure could use it.

[url]http://www.longitudecapsules.com/[/url]

Maybe the womenz will start being nice to me.

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Posted: 9/13/2001 7:53:36 PM EDT

[#1]

Ah damnit. This figures. As soon as I'm about to go off to war, they come out with a big-dick-pill.

Someone take this shit and tell me if it works when I get back to "the world."

Posted: 9/13/2001 7:55:54 PM EDT

[#2]

With a "No Grow-No Pay" Guarantee, I will be giving it a shot. I just hope it doesn't have a reverse effect on me.

Posted: 9/13/2001 7:58:33 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Ah damnit. This figures. As soon as I'm about to go off to war, they come out with a big-dick-pill.

Someone take this shit and tell me if it works when I get back to "the world."

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We'll call it the "Jodie pill"

Posted: 9/13/2001 8:00:44 PM EDT

[#4]

Directions:

Take one pill after dinner

Slam penis in door jamb

Lean backwards for 30 min.

Posted: 9/13/2001 8:01:57 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Directions:

Take one pill after dinner

Slam penis in door jamb

Lean backwards for 30 min.

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lmao!

Posted: 9/13/2001 8:03:02 PM EDT

[#6]

Side effects
may include
pain, nausea, and in some cases
temporary sexual dysfunction.

Posted: 9/13/2001 8:05:58 PM EDT

[#7]

now that is a hoot!........what will they come up with next?.....

Posted: 9/13/2001 8:18:48 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Directions:

Take one pill after dinner

Slam penis in door jamb

Lean backwards for 30 min.

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Although its very funny invisioning someone actually doing this(namely me), and having someone unsuspecting coming in to witness this, I can't help but think of the excruciating pain this would cause. Not to mention the embarrasment. You're a sick, sick, man. Coming from a sick individual such as myself, that is truly sick.

No thanks I stick to the pills.

Posted: 9/13/2001 8:19:02 PM EDT

[#9]

A pill to decrease the size of a womans....errr...well you know!

Posted: 9/13/2001 8:23:33 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
A pill to decrease the size of a womans....errr...well you know!

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Well you can always stick a hand in there as well to get a tighter grip......

I'm sick I tell ya, sick!!!!

Posted: 9/13/2001 8:25:06 PM EDT

[#11]

Hand?
Dude, if it even looks like a hand will fit I am turning tail and running!

Posted: 9/13/2001 8:28:54 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
A pill to decrease the size of a womans....errr...well you know!

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No need for that!

Shove a ham up there and pull
the bone out.

Posted: 9/13/2001 8:31:11 PM EDT

[#13]

Hell, someone's got to try this and report back under the product review area! Who cares about a new RAS rail or the newest ACOG!

Posted: 9/13/2001 9:07:48 PM EDT

[#14]

I will be putting in an order next week when I get my check. I AM SERIOUS ABOUT THIS!!! If you guy want I will write a review.

Posted: 9/13/2001 9:11:12 PM EDT

[#15]

Hey Goatboy, Lordtrader wants his own forum:
Penis pumps, implants and pills!
Hahahaha!

Posted: 9/13/2001 9:13:05 PM EDT

[#16]

I've already got that forum. Seriously...... On 2 different boards even.

Posted: 9/13/2001 9:15:58 PM EDT

[#17]

SO thats what the "Members Only" forums are? Maybe it is worth the money to Join the site and get on as a member.. Or would you be "Getting off" ?

-Jared

Posted: 9/13/2001 9:23:04 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
The average penis size is just 6 inches... That's the average size 90% of men possess...

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Jeez, you have to go and ruin my day for me!

Posted: 9/14/2001 12:01:14 PM EDT

[#19]

How do you think I feel. I'm below average. That explains my fascination with assualt rifles and fast cars.

Posted: 9/14/2001 12:19:13 PM EDT

[#20]

Hmmm,

Lets see here. 26% of two inches is a half inch. 26% of two and a half inches is... how long can you take this stuff?

Posted: 9/14/2001 12:24:00 PM EDT

[#21]

err....what if the drug goes to the wrong spot and you become a big asshole? [:D]

Posted: 9/14/2001 12:26:30 PM EDT

[#22]

Do they have a drug that does the OPPOSITE? Just curious, as I have a friend with a BIG problem...

Posted: 9/14/2001 12:28:09 PM EDT

[#23]

Hey lordtrader keep us poted. If this stuff really works I'm in for the LEGP!!!!!! [smash]

Nuckles.

Posted: 9/14/2001 12:32:02 PM EDT

[#24]

Guess all of you guys will have to take my word wether or not this drug works. I doubt you guys would want to see pics of the progress of Mr Happy [:D]

Posted: 9/14/2001 12:49:57 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Guess all of you guys will have to take my word wether or not this drug works. I doubt you guys would want to see pics of the progress of Mr Happy [:D]

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We will definately take your word on it, no need for pics.

Posted: 9/14/2001 2:06:08 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Hey Goatboy, Lordtrader wants his own forum:
Penis pumps, implants and pills!
Hahahaha!

LOL. Now thats funny!

Posted: 9/16/2001 7:32:04 PM EDT

[#27]

I definitely need my own playground here. [;)]

Posted: 9/16/2001 8:28:10 PM EDT

[#28]

Good luck, let us know how your progress is going!
[img]www.jcind.com/images/z_yellowtape.gif[/img]

Posted: 9/16/2001 9:10:29 PM EDT

[#29]

Hey this is what i need! my wife says the neighbor and the milkman are larger than me[shock].But only 3" at the most i'd better hide in the closet tomorrow instead of going to work[peep]To see if investing in this product is worth it to me.

Posted: 9/16/2001 10:31:32 PM EDT

[#30]

"We" always check the closet first Ridge Runner[:D][;)]

Posted: 9/17/2001 4:22:32 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Good luck, let us know how your progress is going!
[img]www.jcind.com/images/z_yellowtape.gif[/img]

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I was thinking maybe I get a yard stick for measurement purposes.

Posted: 9/17/2001 7:48:19 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
I was thinking maybe I get a yard stick for measurement purposes.

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If it works that good, I'll definately have to try it out[:D]

Posted: 9/17/2001 7:57:20 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Good luck, let us know how your progress is going!
[img]www.jcind.com/images/z_yellowtape.gif[/img]

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Now the area code for Olympia, Wa is not 823.

Posted: 10/11/2001 6:43:18 PM EDT

[#34]

Well I ordered these puppies today and should be getting em in a couple of weeks.

More update to come.

Posted: 10/11/2001 6:45:02 PM EDT

[#35]

Ya finally get a job, and what's the first thing you order? Penis pills, jeez! [;)]

Posted: 10/11/2001 6:52:17 PM EDT

[#36]

I have heard the "average" length was about an inch shorter than they are advertising. Two things come to mind: 1) unless they measured on the spot, some guys may have fluffed their answer and 2) it makes since the company would want to kinda' increase the average to make guys feel knda' inadequate. Oh well, good luck. You might make it to the elite 10% club!

Posted: 10/11/2001 6:57:04 PM EDT

[#37]

USNJoe...an alum douche will tighten her up for ya'.

Arock

Posted: 10/11/2001 7:03:03 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Ya finally get a job, and what's the first thing you order? Penis pills, jeez! [;)]

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Its very important to have priorities in life [:D]

Posted: 10/11/2001 7:06:38 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
I have heard the "average" length was about an inch shorter than they are advertising.

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5"! Are you serious? Where can I find this statistic? Talk about a confidence booster! [sex]

Posted: 10/11/2001 7:14:23 PM EDT

[#40]

I heard it on the radio several times (ever listen to "love line"?) and read it somewhere too.

Posted: 10/11/2001 7:36:06 PM EDT

[#41]

The average is 6" if you ASK, 5" if you MEASURE. [:)]

-Troy

Posted: 10/11/2001 7:39:30 PM EDT

[#42]

I'm only 3" so I have some catching up to do just to be average. In either calculations.

Posted: 10/11/2001 7:42:15 PM EDT

[#43]

Good thinking Troy!

Posted: 10/11/2001 9:36:02 PM EDT

[#44]

Heres a little secret LT...
Try to find out if the woman you want knows how to measure. For instance, make up some fishing story about how you caught a 6" fish. Tell her it was "this" (spreading your hands about 4 inches apart) big. Ask her if that seems about right. If she goes for it, you are average. If she makes it waaaaaay bigger, she is a slut and you probably won't feel anything. So far, it worked for me. Hehehe

Posted: 10/11/2001 9:47:32 PM EDT

[#45]

Well, now that my wife had a hysterectomy she might be willing to see me make it to 10" with those pills, after all, nothings blocking me now[;)].

The true key to a long penis is this: After you pee, wring it out instead of just shoking it off.[:D]

Sgtar15

This is my rifle this my gun, one is semi-auto and one is full-auto.
[img]http://www.redstorm.com/images/m16_inv.gif[/img]

Posted: 12/15/2001 6:01:00 PM EDT

[#46]

OK folks, got pills in the mail today. Took f'ing 10wks to get em. Popping the first pill after dinner. Will give you guys update in a few weeks.

Posted: 12/15/2001 6:05:49 PM EDT

[#47]

LT,

Hold off on the pills, Howard Stern is having a contest for unendowed men who want to date a Perfect 10 model. Maybe you should check it out.

Posted: 12/15/2001 6:28:36 PM EDT

[#48]

Some woman have to have breast-reduction to be really attractive.

I'm just one of those unlucky guys that just can't wear Bermuda shorts in public.
It's unbelievably embarrassing to have little kids laughing at Mr Happy sticking out the leg of your shorts.

Maybe there'll be a "reduction pill" that comes from this research.
[:I]

Posted: 12/15/2001 6:37:21 PM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:
I doubt you guys would want to see pics of the progress of Mr Happy [:D]

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Yeah, I should say that's a good idea. Pics will not be neccesary

Posted: 12/15/2001 7:18:09 PM EDT

[#50]

Hey LT,

Are you going to try to win the Lamborghini Diablo? [url]http://www.longitudecapsules.com/windiablo.htm[/url]

If you are, you better start taking those pictures! I would recommend that you take photos with a ruler (verification wise).

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