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Posted: 11/2/2006 9:30:54 AM EDT
I think it would pretty funny to see what kind of insults you can post - about the person that will post after you. Not the poster above you - but the next guy in line!!

The reason it is funny is that you don't know who it will be. Its easy to insult the poster before you - but when you don't know who the next person will be....

Not to mention, how many people want to be the "next" poster??


The next poster.... recycles his skivvies!!!    
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:32:30 AM EDT
[#1]
The next poster's mama is so foogly, when she steps outside the wind turns around and blows the other way.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:33:11 AM EDT
[#2]
The person below me is a worthless pustule on the ass of society.  Their scent make you beg to be locked in a closet with a constipated corpse, and their appearance recalls a tragic farming accident.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:35:56 AM EDT
[#3]
The next poster is so ugly, they he couldnt get a hand job by a $5 dolla hooker
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:36:29 AM EDT
[#4]
The person below me is a Liberal f**Kwad.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:36:51 AM EDT
[#5]
The poster below me votes Democrat.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:37:06 AM EDT
[#6]
You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:37:59 AM EDT
[#7]
No one is currently below me to insult*.






* This statement is true as of the time I posted it.  The poster will not be responsible for subsequent changes to this thread, including updates that may render this statement untrue.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:38:18 AM EDT
[#8]
The next poster is one load their momma should have swallowed
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:38:27 AM EDT
[#9]
The next poster likes to bump uglies with men while wearing Crocs.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:39:44 AM EDT
[#10]
The person below me is a metrosexual.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:41:15 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
The person below me is a metrosexual.


DAMN IT!! I knew it was going to end up being a female.

The person below me watches Lifetime.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:42:49 AM EDT
[#12]
I don't watch Lifetime, but the person below me can b'low me.

Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:43:30 AM EDT
[#13]
The below person doesn't even own an AR.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:43:38 AM EDT
[#14]
The person below me thinks Kerry is a sexy intellectual who will benefit the country greatly!!
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:44:29 AM EDT
[#15]
I would have been the next posters father but the dog beat me upstairs...
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:44:42 AM EDT
[#16]
No thanks, but the person below me asked if they could take my place.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:45:11 AM EDT
[#17]

The person below me should tell the person below them that they should insult the person above them
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:45:41 AM EDT
[#18]
the person below me is beneath me
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:45:51 AM EDT
[#19]
TPBM thinks Rosie O'donnell is hot.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:47:45 AM EDT
[#20]
Chickenheaded mutha!
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:48:14 AM EDT
[#21]
TPBM does squat thrusts on a tree stump.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:48:24 AM EDT
[#22]
IBTPBM.

In before the person below me.

You sick bastard, you.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:48:49 AM EDT
[#23]
The person below me is the biggest Armchair commando on ARFcom.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:49:25 AM EDT
[#24]
The person beneath me is living proof early man had sexual relations with animals
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:49:44 AM EDT
[#25]
The person below me as a mucus encrusted weasel fornicator.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:52:58 AM EDT
[#26]
Your clothes smell like sour milk and your house smells like beef stew.

oh yea: Times infinity plus ten, and im rubber and you are glue
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:53:09 AM EDT
[#27]
its true
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:53:49 AM EDT
[#28]

The person below me as a mucus encrusted weasel fornicator.


The person below me is just jealous because he can't even get a date with a mucus-encrusted weasel.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:54:20 AM EDT
[#29]
The person below me would be stupid enough to post in this thread, wait a minute, DOHHH....
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:54:46 AM EDT
[#30]



the person below me can't get a date with a "chicken head"!!!!
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:58:13 AM EDT
[#31]
I took this picture of the poster below me:


Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:58:55 AM EDT
[#32]
The person below me wears crocs.


Quoted:
I took this picture of the poster below me:




What's wrong with that? I was choking! That fine man offered to help! He was very friendly!
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:59:15 AM EDT
[#33]
Hey look it's John Kerry
 I
 I
 I
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Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:59:17 AM EDT
[#34]
Wow nice ripoff of the other threa.  I doubt anyone makes it to 100 pages.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 10:00:26 AM EDT
[#35]
The person below me is Cindy Sheehan.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 10:00:38 AM EDT
[#36]
The person above me is an idiot.

The person below me is even dumber.

ETA -- Damn you Walrus
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 10:01:35 AM EDT
[#37]
The next person carries around a stinkpickle from hillery in his pocket.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 10:02:36 AM EDT
[#38]
The person below me wants Clinton back in office.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 10:03:25 AM EDT
[#39]
The guy below me is dumber than deep-fried ice cubes...
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 10:04:48 AM EDT
[#40]
The person below me was tombstoned from DU for being "too far left."
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 10:06:31 AM EDT
[#41]
The person below me voted for Hillary in '08

edit: It doesn't hurt so much when it come from someone dumber than deep fried ice cubes.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 10:07:38 AM EDT
[#42]
TPBM is a jerky peddler.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 10:08:15 AM EDT
[#43]
The person below me thinks Schulze voted for Hillary also.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 10:08:20 AM EDT
[#44]
The next person is a sperm burping snausage queen!
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 10:09:46 AM EDT
[#45]
Next person couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fist full of $50's!
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 10:11:58 AM EDT
[#46]
The person below me Tapco-fucked an SKS and has been trying to sell it in on Gunbroker for $2000 for the last 2 years.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 10:12:03 AM EDT
[#47]
^^^  I sold two others to the freaks on DU!


vvv extra-ammo has a penis fixation.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 10:13:07 AM EDT
[#48]
the person below me lost their virginity in the boy's locker room in high school!!!
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 10:13:28 AM EDT
[#49]
thinks star trek tng is way better than tog
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 10:14:16 AM EDT
[#50]
You are so ugly couldn't do a threesome with Janet Reno and Madeline Albright
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