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Quoted: That's cool with me. In the event of a nuclear attack, I am refusing to pay my cell phone bill any longer, so there! |
In the event of a nuclear attack, I'm shooting any bill collectors dumb enough to still come to my house. |
query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=950DEEDB143DF93BA15750C0A96F948260Nuclear War Plan by I.R.S.
AP
Published: March 28, 1989
LEAD: It will take something more than a nuclear attack to wipe out taxpayers' obligations to the Internal Revenue Service.
It will take something more than a nuclear attack to wipe out taxpayers' obligations to the Internal Revenue Service.
An addition to the Internal Revenue Manual, which is supposed to guide the conduct of all I.R.S. employees, declares that if the bomb is dropped, ''operations will be concentrated on collecting the taxes which will produce the greater revenue yield.''
An I.R.S. spokesman, Johnell Hunter, said today that the new section -titled ''National Emergency Operations'' - had been added to the manual in response to a directive to Government departments from the Federal Emergency Management Agency.
Within 30 days of an attack emergency, the agency would expect to resume assessing and collecting taxes. At that time, the manual states, many employees might find themselves reassigned to carry out essential functions ''regardless of and without any effect on the current positions or grades of the employee.''
''On the premise that the collection of delinquent accounts would be most adversely affected, and in many cases would be impossible in a disaster area, the service will concentrate on the collection of current taxes,'' the manual says.