So how many grains does bread have to have in it?  I mean, 12 grain is like eating a damn haystack.  I didn't even know there were twelve edible grains.  I think the last few grains are thistle seed and leafy spurge.  And how much f'cking fiber does one person need?  You can't digest the sh!t.  It just runs right through you.  Some day in the future they are going to have 25 grain bread and 5 minutes after you eat a piece you are going to have a Ryan's Steakhouse story power dump.  The bread will come with a free set of Depends undergarments to wear along with a government warning label:  "Contents may cause severe explosive gastrointestinal discharge.  1)  Do not point your ass at anything you are not willing to destroy.  2)  Always point your ass in a safe direction.  3)  Assume every ass is loaded and may fire at any time.  4)  Keep your finger off your ass until you are ready to fire.

Consider it Nature's bore scrubber.

Quoted: Why'd you buy it then?

I didn't buy it, my wife brought it home.

I thought this was the reason we had cows.  So they could eat all the crap we can't digest and then we make them into steaks and roasts.

Personally, I was totally disatisfied with 11 grain bread.

Back in my day we only had 1 grain.  And we were damn greatfull!!!!

Quoted: And how much f'cking fiber does one person need?  You can't digest the sh!t.  It just runs right through you.

take a look at the nutrition facts and let us know how much fiber it really has.  my guess is less than 4 grams - really not that much.  

lately i've been eating wraps just to make sure i get enough fiber...  the ones i found have 14 grams per wrap.  i usually end up taking in between 30 and 50 grams a day.

eating this stuff is a hell of a lot better than being stopped up.  and even better, i actually happen to like whole grain breads.

I might be 'White Bread' sure as Hell don't eat it though,,,,,Love that Wheat