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I have to vent about this a little.
So, I have this spinster aunt. I have lunch with her every once in a while and ensure things are OK around the house. She is about 60 years old and recently retired. She does not own a computer (thank you Jesus)
Well, she decided she needed a DVD player. So, being the great nephew I am said I would help her shop for one and set it up. I show up at her house to start my initial inspection of her audio/visual setup. When is the last time you guys saw a TV with only a coax input.
Been a while for me. I think her VCR is older than God and the latest and greatest is the decoder for her satellite dish.
As I'm looking at it and trying to explain how it's setup, she says something to the affect of 'Just let the guys from the store do it.' Now, my aunt is a headstrong lady and I know better than to pick a fight with her. So, I'm like 'Well, I could rig this up, but they can deal with this if you want'. Honestly, whoever set it up for her had wires in there that weren't needed. Which is surprising considering the simplicity of it all.
Anyway, this is going to get long, so here is the short version...
We go to the store she wants to (not the best/cheapest in town), salesman show her TVs she doesn't want to spend the money on...she fucking asked to see them after she told me she didn't want a new TV
...we end up with only a new DVD/VCR unit.
Get it home, I set it up and the picture is fucked up. She starts to flip as usual. I rip some useless wires out and things are perfect.
Here is the point of the rant...why can't some people over 60 grasp simple concepts. I just spent 15 minutes on the phone with my aunt trying to explain why she doesn't need to rewind a fucking DVD.
I shit you not!
She didn't know how to eject the fucking DVD, how to rewind the DVD, how to fast forward the DVD. AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!
Keep in mind I did this earlier this afternoon after I set things up. I probably spent 30 minutes function checking satellite/DVD/VHS and explaining the basics of the remote control to her.
I should have paid the guys at the store the $68 they wanted. They would have earned their money.
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I hate to talk about my own blood like this, but I needed to vent. If I had recorded this phone call, you wouldn't have believed it.