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Posted: 10/27/2006 4:15:14 PM EDT
My wife and I were eating at a local Mexican food place when this Barbie Doll walks in with an older man and another older couple. She was tall, blond, and well put together and had the looks of a model. The older folks looked my age; late 40s, while the chicky snack looked about 23ish.  She was definately with one of the older guys but she was eyeballing every other older guy there.  I even caught her giving me looks that I haven't gotten in at least 15 years.  Some of you here have seen me and know that I'm nothing special to lok at. 6' 2", 260# large belly but good sized arms to go with it. Grey hair going bald, etc and this sweetie was giving me the old 'wanna play hide the bananna' looks.

I guess there are all kinds out there but this was new to me.  Maybe a gold digger looking to trade up?
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:17:06 PM EDT
[#1]
I would hit it.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:17:08 PM EDT
[#2]
Hehe, I'm sure your wife enjoyed your little ogling session...
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:27:30 PM EDT
[#3]
Professionals do their best work every day, not just when they feel like it.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:29:53 PM EDT
[#4]
Obviously a user and Home-Wrecker......

Be content with what you have and not lose half due to a moment of indescretion.

And then lose the other half to the user 6 mos later.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:31:32 PM EDT
[#5]
Escort
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:38:29 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Escort
Obviously.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:51:55 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Escort
Obviously.


x2
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:55:59 PM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:59:51 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Escort
Obviously.


x2


Agreed.


got to agree with the above posters on this one...
not that I would know anything about that...
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:00:07 PM EDT
[#10]
Escort!  PFFFFFFT!  In this turd of a village!  It would more likley be his daughter he is "dating" than an escort!
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:09:00 PM EDT
[#11]
If I had an escort, I wouldn't be wasting my time taking her to a Mexican restaurant.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 8:03:56 PM EDT
[#12]
Some hot young chicks dig older guys.  No explaining it but I have seen it with my own eyes.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 11:43:01 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Some hot young chicks dig older guys.  No explaining it but I have seen it with my own eyes.


$$$

Consider it explained.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 11:45:16 PM EDT
[#14]
old guy loaded with money and the gold-digger loves every ones' attention. She wouldn't give you the time of day, no matter how she was looking at you.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 11:46:49 PM EDT
[#15]
Escort gold digger all of the above aforementioned descriptions.
Sad isn't it?
Why pay when you can surf.
To get some pie at your house, all you need is a mouse.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 11:49:38 PM EDT
[#16]
She was looking at your watch, your shoes and your haircut...gauging your current holdings.  An accountant with awesome tits if you will.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:35:29 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
She was looking at your watch, your shoes and your haircut...gauging your current holdings.  An accountant with awesome tits if you will.


Oh, well, I'm shot down then.  I wear a rubber (Casio G-Shock) watch, deck shoes (Topsiders, though it doesn't really matter),  and a buzz cut I do myself.  
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:41:30 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
She was looking at your watch, your shoes and your haircut...gauging your current holdings.  An accountant with awesome tits if you will.


Oh, well, I'm shot down then.  I wear a rubber (Casio G-Shock) watch, deck shoes (Topsiders, though it doesn't really matter),  and a buzz cut I do myself.  


That just means that you don't waste your fortune on useless attantion grabbing bling.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:44:18 AM EDT
[#19]
Chicks come in all types. Most are strange however.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 6:53:11 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
She was looking at your watch, your shoes and your haircut...gauging your current holdings.  An accountant with awesome tits if you will.


Oh, well, I'm shot down then.  I wear a rubber (Casio G-Shock) watch, deck shoes (Topsiders, though it doesn't really matter),  and a buzz cut I do myself.  


That just means that you don't waste your fortune on useless attantion grabbing bling.


Maybe I'm wrong then.  Perhaps she digs the Flowbee look.

Link Posted: 10/28/2006 8:40:21 AM EDT
[#21]
You don't have a cell phone camera?
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 8:49:45 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
Professionals do their best work every day, not just when they feel like it.


That is a great line!
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 8:58:16 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
Escort gold digger all of the above aforementioned descriptions.
Sad isn't it?
Why pay when you can surf.
To get some pie at your house, all you need is a mouse.


That is like so existential.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 12:30:30 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Escort
Obviously.


left her contacts out too apparently.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 12:37:35 PM EDT
[#25]
The road to destruction is wide......i mean Wide!!!!......


but the path to salvation is narrow.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:13:00 PM EDT
[#26]
Such bad attitudes and dirty minds here!

For all you know it could have been his daughter.  And she's just the friendly type.

Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:20:06 PM EDT
[#27]
I burned up $200 in 3 minutes many moons ago
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:49:40 PM EDT
[#28]
I'm guessing that the older guy is a check out clerk at WalMart who still lives at home and the young chick is overwhelmed that he drew down on her ex-boyfriend. They just recently "hooked up"
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