Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you the FN SCAR song....please hold your applause to the end...


Oh give me an FN SCAR...

I won't be able to go far...

After I sell my car...

To buy me my FN SCAR...


I'll be eat'n beans and franks

And I'll be giv'n thanks

Because my FN SCAR is built like a tank!



Baby you can shoot and shoot and shoot!

but it won't jam!

Cuz baby, the FN SCAR will take dirt and won't give a hoot!


I might be broke

But it aint no joke

That FN SCAR will be mine someday!



I'll be sleeping on the couch

But at the range I won't be a slouch

Oh baby she ain't gonna fail

and you can put lots of shit on those built in rails

On the range I'll be the biggest star

Because baby, I got me an FN SCAR!


[Chorus]
G to the A to the S
Gas piston!

five to the five to the six
six to the eight
three to the oh to the eight
I can change my barrel yo!
[End chorus]

   

<---sings the chorus

Oh...... my....... god.


I'm looking forward to he SCAR as well, but I think it would be best if we pretend this never happened.

Oh...... my....... god. I'm looking forward to he SCAR as well, but I think it would be best if we pretend this never happened.

Give me a break, its been slow at work...

Quoted: Oh...... my....... god. I'm looking forward to he SCAR as well, but I think it would be best if we pretend this never happened. Give me a break, its been slow at work...

So you have a day job.  Good, let's hang on to that.

Encore!

I applaud your sentiments, but your abilities as a poet and "songwriter" (I put that word in quotes because I see no music with your lyrics) are sorely lacking.  

I applaud your sentiments, but your abilities as a poet and "songwriter" (I put that word in quotes because I see no music with your lyrics) are sorely lacking.

C'mon man, leave a buck in the hat!

Quoted: Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you the FN SCAR song....please hold your applause to the end... Oh give me an FN SCAR... I won't be able to go far... After I sell my car... To buy me my FN SCAR... I'll be eat'n beans and franks And I'll be giv'n thanks Because my FN SCAR is built like a tank! Baby you can shoot and shoot and shoot! but it won't jam! Cuz baby, the FN SCAR will take dirt and won't give a hoot! I might be broke But it aint no joke That FN SCAR will be mine someday! I'll be sleeping on the couch But at the range I won't be a slouch Oh baby she ain't gonna fail and you can put lots of shit on those built in rails On the range I'll be the biggest star Because baby, I got me an FN SCAR! [Chorus] G to the A to the S Gas piston! five to the five to the six six to the eight three to the oh to the eight I can change my barrel yo! [End chorus]

Please... please...

Get laid.

Nice, I like it.