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One of my 17-year-old twin girls has a boyfriend. He's actually a pretty decent guy, but I still have a problem with him messing around with my daughter. Anyway, I come home and see Gaby's twin Kathleen sitting on the couch doing her homework, very unusual. See normally does her homework at her desk in their bedroom. I ask her what's up and she says, "Gaby is getting busy with Chris in there." I didn't really believe her, so I went down the hall opened the bedroom door. Sure enough, my daughter is in a 69 with her boyfriend. I screamed (like a girl, I might add), "WTF!!!!"
Now the funny part: Gaby's reaction to being caught is to bite down so hard on Chris's penis that she draws blood. He screams in pain, she releases him and sits up and yells, "Daddy!" Of course, sitting up causes her to sit back right on her boyfriend's face. Chris is still crying in pain his cries muffled by my daughter's butt, his hands holding his tooth-mangled penis.
I actually started laughing at the 2 of them. It was the funniest thing I had seen Gaby do since she was 10 years old and attacked the garden hose with a knife because she thought it was a snake.
"Do who you will,
just please don't bite your boyfriend's penis again."