Reason elventy billion I should have stuck to flying freight..

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14486560/

Updated: 4:22 p.m. CT Aug 23, 2006
CHICAGO - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.

He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.

Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.

4th button from the right on the member toolbar, what does that say?

"It's always "the dildo" or "a dildo" - never "your dildo""

Oh well, Guess I didnt get the drop down box to "last 7 days" like I thought I did.  It's my first dupe, be gentle.

Don't pay attention to TRH. He's ordained by the priests of the Holy Church of Assholism.

Bet that guy gets kicked out of his moms basement for good this time!  

Possibly getting 3 years in the slammer for saying a penis pump is a bomb.  The funny part is, he'll still be pumping penis, just not his own.

Quoted: Don't pay attention to TRH. He's ordained by the priests of the Holy Church of Assholism.

I sense jealousy issues

Quoted: Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

What the Hell sort of toy was that and what was he planning on doing with it?




Never mind... I don't think I want to know...