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Posted: 9/5/2001 6:00:28 AM EDT

Vote for me or I will burn your house down

Who's next [thinking]

Posted: 9/5/2001 6:04:27 AM EDT

[#1]

" if i become governor, my gender will become public knowledge!!"

Posted: 9/5/2001 6:04:41 AM EDT

[#2]

All your freedom are belong to us!

Posted: 9/5/2001 6:07:27 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
All your freedom are belong to us!

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LMAO!

Posted: 9/5/2001 6:07:36 AM EDT

[#4]

Vote for me or I won't shave for the next 4 years.

Posted: 9/5/2001 6:07:48 AM EDT

[#5]

Taking guns out of childrens hands....

...and putting them in their faces.

[img]www.tech-sol.net/humor/elian.jpg[/img]

Posted: 9/5/2001 6:29:09 AM EDT

[#6]

Janet Reno, the best man for the job!

Posted: 9/5/2001 6:36:05 AM EDT

[#7]

gunmonkey,

I'm still laughing. Keep up the good work fellows. I'm thinking about taking all the replys and making a top ten list and send it to The Big Show starring Johnboy and Billy. That is for those of you who listen to there radio show.

Moose

Posted: 9/5/2001 6:38:37 AM EDT

[#8]

"More than just a pretty face."

"A sasquatch you can trust."

"Because every child deserves a chance... to burn."

"If I could keep Bill and Hillary out of prison for eight years, I can do anything!"

"Vote for me or I'll go Davidian on your @ss."

"Florida's favorite swamp thing."

Posted: 9/5/2001 6:44:39 AM EDT

[#9]

Hey Garandman,

Can I email you a picture of the new florida voting device and get you to post it. I don't know how to post a picture. I'm still in the learning stages. Take Care

Moose

Posted: 9/5/2001 6:49:19 AM EDT

[#10]

"Don't just vote for me, because I wipe my ass with the Constitution....
...vote for me because I'm a scary, hulking, lesbian, who shakes."

Posted: 9/5/2001 7:03:51 AM EDT

[#11]

"Vote for me because I know what's best for you--BITCH!"

Posted: 9/5/2001 7:22:39 AM EDT

[#12]

I'm still working on the slogan but the theme song has got to be Talking Heads "Burning Down the House".

Posted: 9/5/2001 7:52:45 AM EDT

[#13]

DA ROOF! DA ROOF! DA ROOF IS ON FIRE!(for the yonger folks)

Posted: 9/5/2001 7:57:40 AM EDT

[#14]

Bringing the party to a state near you...soon.

[img]http://cnejs.bizland.com/special/RENOCIDE.GIF[/img]

Posted: 9/5/2001 9:07:33 AM EDT

[#15]

This will be one of Jeb's campaign slogans -

[b]'She sent Elian back, you could be next!! A vote for Bush is a vote for democracy!'[/b]

Posted: 9/5/2001 10:36:01 AM EDT

[#16]

Ya'all took my ideas.

How about: Elect Janet Reno, and get Satan for free!

Posted: 9/5/2001 10:43:56 AM EDT

[#17]

these are all really good. thanks for easing the pain (i'm in FLA) [@:D]

Posted: 9/5/2001 10:44:34 AM EDT

[#18]

vote for janet! 'cause she knows how to lick bush!

DaMan

Posted: 9/5/2001 10:45:47 AM EDT

[#19]

Janet Reno -

Big enuf to cover Bill Clinton's ass...small enuf to kiss it.

[:D]

Pardone moi French.

Posted: 9/5/2001 10:46:12 AM EDT

[#20]

i think this one covers it better [puke]

Posted: 9/5/2001 10:52:56 AM EDT

[#21]

DaMan--yours is best so far IMHO!!!

Here's my contributions:
"Reno--Smoke Cubans the old fashioned way!"
"Reno--The High Fidelity Candidate"
"Reno deserves a fair shake"
"Not just a gem of a candidate, a rigid Ruby!"

Posted: 9/5/2001 11:07:12 AM EDT

[#22]

Vote for "The Waco Kid"

...the BEST functionally incompetent Lesbian candidate running.

Posted: 9/5/2001 11:20:51 AM EDT

[#23]

"When all else fails, burn it down!"

"Vote for me or I'll murder your children over a $200 tax stamp!"

Posted: 9/5/2001 11:34:19 AM EDT

[#24]

and to bring out the lezzie vote...

"the only candidate with a built-in vibrator!"

-Bill
San Mateo, CA

Posted: 9/5/2001 11:35:57 AM EDT

[#25]

Here is one for Jeb,

BET ON RENO,LOSE YOUR ASS
(ha ha ha get it Reno,bet,you know Reno Nv. ha ha .....you had to be there I gess[:|])

Well any of the other people here from FL just don't let her kiss your baby![xx(]

Posted: 9/5/2001 11:39:14 AM EDT

[#26]

I JUST HIT ME!!!!!!!!

"fLAMMING DYKE"

than you thank you[}:D]

Posted: 9/5/2001 11:59:51 AM EDT

[#27]

"Bend over and lube up, Floridians"

Posted: 9/5/2001 12:54:06 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Taking guns out of childrens hands....

...and putting them in their faces.

[img]www.tech-sol.net/humor/elian.jpg[/img]

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I like Klinton's back up man...

Posted: 9/5/2001 1:47:25 PM EDT

[#29]

"Real men don't need guns (like me)."

Posted: 9/5/2001 2:34:02 PM EDT

[#30]

Janet Reno... she doesn't need NO STINKIN AUTO SEAR FOR FULL AUTO!

Think about it! Rather sick, but humorous! [:p]

DaMan

Posted: 9/5/2001 2:38:20 PM EDT

[#31]

Sound bite with Janet Reno saying ....."Pull my finger!" (Followed with full auto fart sounds as her hand shakes!)

DaMan

Posted: 9/5/2001 2:42:32 PM EDT

[#32]

Vote for Reno is a vote for a Florida B-B-Que

fullclip

Posted: 9/5/2001 3:10:48 PM EDT

[#33]

She's no dude
But you'll get screwed

Posted: 9/5/2001 3:31:25 PM EDT

[#34]

This is getting good. I will have a good top ten list before this is over with.

Thanks, Moose [8D]

Posted: 9/5/2001 4:14:39 PM EDT

[#35]

In SD we can't come up with much

SHAKE N BAKE

Posted: 9/5/2001 4:55:43 PM EDT

[#36]

[img]www.cagle.slate.msn.com/working1010905/thompson.jpg[/img]

Picture Test

I'll give it up for the night [|)]

Posted: 9/5/2001 5:00:57 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
This is getting good. I will have a good top ten list before this is over with.

Thanks, Moose [8D]

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I already put one together and have sent it out- and yes, I credited it to all the list's contributors at www.AR15.com, you betcha!
..........................................

Top Ten Slogans for Janet Reno's campaign for governor in Florida:

10:"More than just a pretty face."

9:"A sasquatch you can trust."

8: "Because every child deserves a chance... to burn."

7:"If I could keep Bill and Hillary out of prison for eight years, I can do
anything!"

6:"Vote for me or I'll go Davidian on your @ss."

5:"Florida's favorite swamp thing."

4:"Taking guns out of childrens hands.......and putting them in their faces
(Elian!)."

3:"Vote for me or I won't shave for the next 4 years."

2: "If I become governor, my gender will become public knowledge!!"

and the number #1 campaign slogan.......

1: "Vote for me, or I will burn your house down!"

Campaign theme song: Talking Heads' "Burning Down the House" :^)

Posted: 9/6/2001 5:59:40 PM EDT

[#38]

Vote for me and I will furnish the licker, Oh well !

Posted: 9/6/2001 7:05:22 PM EDT

[#39]

"Light a fire for a man, and he's warm for a day.
Light him on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life."

Paid for by the Reno[pyro] for governor committee.

Posted: 9/6/2001 7:11:49 PM EDT

[#40]

Guess who Reno's new celebrity spokesperson will be?

Shakes the Clown

Posted: 9/6/2001 8:32:46 PM EDT

[#41]

Janet Reno -- Just a Hulk, a Hulk of Burning Gov!

Janet Reno -- Father of the Carbon-15!

She considered making "Burnin' For You" her theme song, until she found out it was by Blue Oyster [i]Cult[/i]. Finally decided to go with Elton John's "Burn Down the Mission."

Posted: 9/6/2001 8:54:29 PM EDT

[#42]

"Florida & Reno, Just 90 miles from home"

:-)

Ed

Posted: 9/6/2001 9:09:30 PM EDT

[#43]

"Janet Reno---vote for the best or burn like the rest."

"RENO--Cleaning up Florida one Cuban at a time."

Posted: 9/6/2001 9:12:39 PM EDT

[#44]

"Jan is da man!"

Posted: 9/6/2001 9:22:57 PM EDT

[#45]

Don't know about a slogan,

But I'll bet she plays the Talking Heads "Burning down the house" at all her events!!

Just thought of a Slogan

[size=5][b]"GOT MATCHES????"[/b][/size=5]

Posted: 9/6/2001 10:49:47 PM EDT

[#46]

I am older and uglier than the Constitution, therefore I'm wiser.

Vote for Janet, Liberty has lasted long enough.

Janet for Gov, because... ah screw it, you mindless sheep will vote for her because you've heard her name before.

Posted: 9/6/2001 11:48:48 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
"Light a fire for a man, and he's warm for a day.
Light him on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life."

Paid for by the Reno[pyro] for governor committee.

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Somehow fishing comes to mind.[:\]

Reno must have been a Doors fan.

-Light My Fire-

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
[b]Come on baby, light my fire X2
Try to set the night on fire[/b]
The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
[b]Come on baby, light my fire X2
Try to set the night on fire,[/b] yeah
The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
[b]Come on baby, light my fire X2
Try to set the night on fire,[/b] yeah
You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
[b]Come on baby, light my fire X2
Try to set the night on fire X4[/b]